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Speaks Polish?: Nie
Interests: Skiing, mountains, music, reading, taking the mickey and terrapins

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szarlotka   
30 Nov 2008
Food / Polish cakes that hit the spot - Miodownik [40]

But I do fancy Szarlotka now and again.

the cake that is :)

Yes the cake is scrumptious. I have been known to eat whole ones at one sitting. I too am scrumptious but am relieved to hear you only have eyes for the cake :)
szarlotka   
26 Nov 2008
Life / IS IT MY NAME DAY IN POLAND TODAY....? [73]

I'm not allowed to have a name day. The boss has several (of course) and uses them as a convenient way of justifying all sorts of celebrations.
szarlotka   
25 Nov 2008
Travel / Warsaw, Poland included in Lonely Planet's Top Ten Cities for 2009 [26]

they must be running out of new places to include

.... or the cities of the world are running out of cash to 'host' all these wonderful surveys.

As building sites go Shanghai is OK. Beyond me how anyone could claim Zurich to be vibrant and exciting. Maybe Backgammon and cribbage is the new cool?
szarlotka   
20 Nov 2008
Love / Helping a Polish friend to be happier......??? [5]

Hi Nicola. Welcome to Polish Forums.

That was a very nice opening post. As always it is difficult to offer advice without knowing the people concerned. You don’t mention whether your friend has a wife or girlfriend at home in Poland, just that he has children that he obviously cares about. If there is a Mrs or Ms Friend that might explain his brother’s protective and controlling manner which, on the face of it, seems slightly bizarre. It would also no doubt change your attitude in a number of ways I guess.

If there is no female ‘commitment’ at home in Poland then I would say that your proactive offers of help without lending him money seem like a great idea. Helping a friend to improve their lot is commendable. One idea may be to arrange some English lessons for him. If you two could communicate better it would help to understand his brother’s attitude and, by the sound of it, make you two laugh even harder. I wouldn’t recommend the alternative of your learning Polish as it is a difficult language for us Brits.

Best of luck.
szarlotka   
19 Nov 2008
News / Captain of hijacked tanker is Polish [71]

I'm not one to start rumours, as you know, but it has crossed my time that Bartolome has been missing all the time since this oil tanker was hijacked. Arrrh
szarlotka   
18 Nov 2008
News / Captain of hijacked tanker is Polish [71]

In the immortal words of the late Kenny Everett we should just "bomb the bastards". At the very least we should make them walk the plank.
szarlotka   
15 Nov 2008
Travel / Walks up the Beskids mountains [44]

BREAKING NEWS
Of the 24 confirmed fatalities from Brown and Black bear attacks in North America since the year 2000, 15 of them were by Black Bears. Admittedely there are a lot more of the little devils but still a bear is a bear and under the wrong circumstances they are freakin dangerous.
szarlotka   
12 Nov 2008
Life / muslim community in poland [430]

get a life prick.

Ignore our resident nutter noimmigration is my advice to you. It's not worth the effort.
szarlotka   
7 Nov 2008
Life / Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]

i drove extremely responsibly and stopped at three zebra crossings to let locals cross, they didnt say thankyou though.

They're not used to drivers stopping at crossings. Maybe they thought you were going to jump out of the car and mug them?

Only jokin to anyone out there with hyper-sensitivity
szarlotka   
7 Nov 2008
History / Should we use original name of Berlin - "Kopanica" [103]

And we can call York in the UK Eboracum

Good idea. Then places like Towcester (boring name) can revert to Lactodorum (vibrant name, something to do with breast feeding)
szarlotka   
4 Nov 2008
Food / where does Wodka originate from ? Poland or Russia or somewhere else??? [17]

The first documented production of vodka in Russia was at the end of the 9th century, but the first known distillery at, Khylnovsk, was about two hundred years later as reported in the Vyatka Chronicle of 1174. Poland lays claim to having distilled vodka even earlier in the 8th century, but as this was a distillation of wine it might be more appropriate to consider it a crude brandy. The first identifiable Polish vodkas appeared in the 11th century when they were called 'gorzalka', originally used as medicines.

Let's call it a draw then
szarlotka   
30 Oct 2008
Travel / Hotels, Hostels and B&Bs in Krakow [28]

OK Krakowians or whatever you call yourselves. Can you recommend good hotels for me. It's for a special stay on a special day so hang the expense.

look I'm serious here. Honest. For once. I'll cry wolf no more. Must be someone on from krakow that can guide me.
szarlotka   
30 Oct 2008
Real Estate / Current state of the property market in Krakow [135]

Some good points there Ash. What is the earnings to property price ratio like in PL now or more importantly what is the earnings to mortage size ratio like? I guess at the heart of my question is just who is paying the prices being asked in the major cities now. How many of the buyers are foreign investors who might suddenly leave the market due to their own financial woes from nearer home. If they are the ones paying the current prices and their demand drops suddenly what happens to the domestic market. Stagnation, slow down or fall? Will the domestic market suffer from no first time buyers?

Like I say I have not seen any data so that is why I ma not making any predictions.
szarlotka   
30 Oct 2008
Real Estate / Current state of the property market in Krakow [135]

A number of posts on this forum recently have painted a rosy picture of the Polish economy’s ability to be relatively immune from the worst effects of a global recession. It is, in my view, less exposed to the more immediate effects than most European economies. The up turn started later than in most countries and there has been a large pool of talented labour to fill the vacancies created by domestic expansion, international inward investment and EU investment in infrastructure etc. The GDP growth has been impressive and most of the forecasts for future growth appear to be a slow down but still with positive figures. All I would say is that such predictions are based upon the ‘normal’ reporting cycle for economic indicators, some of which are global in nature and those are changing almost daily in the light of the current worldwide conditions.

Just how ‘immune’ Poland will be to the worst effects of the global downturn is a question for the economists to answer. It requires knowledge of the importance of imports and exports to the Polish economy. These will be affected by exchange rate movements which are in turn affected by speculators and interest rate policies in the major markets. The pattern of interest rates does not seem clear to me yet. In the US the inter bank lending rates are now at 1% and forecast to go as low as 0.5% to get capital moving again. In the UK the position is less clear. Also I am not aware of just how much of Poland’s growth is fuelled by foreign investment. If it is significant then you have to assume that this will dry up as foreign companies rein in global investment in response to their overall performance. It would be interesting to know also the extent that Polish banks have participated in interbank lending and may therefore be indirectly exposed to the sub prime fiasco.

The impact on property prices is all affected by the overall economy. I guess there are additional factors around exchange rates where foreign currency mortgages have been taken out (is this significant in Poland?).

Personally I don’t know enough to predict the impacts on Poland. My own decision to get out of the property market in Poland and Latvia last year was driven by two main factors. Firstly it was inevitable that a global downturn was coming and secondly most of my purchases were between 2000 and 2001 so the returns were very good. Being naturally cautious I bailed out almost completely. There was, and still is a risk, that the property boom is unsustainable purely because the gap between earnings and property prices is too high.

On this thread we have two differing views, those of Ash and Boydie. I hope for their sake that Ash is right – but I wouldn’t bet my house on it!
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
Real Estate / Current state of the property market in Krakow [135]

I don't know, which is the longest ski slope in Slovakia (with lifts)?

Haven't got a clue. When the chief researcher of our group has done his report I'll share it with you. To be honest our weekend is not a serious skiing event as the abilities are mxed. We tend to barge round the mountain in a large huddle knocking over kids' ski schools and old ladies and then have a few beers. Another reason for abandoning Argentiere really. Some of them found the skiing a bit tough. Not me of course. I found the Valle Blanche a piece of cake. (I wish)

Oops I'm off topic. No real opinion on whether it's a good time to buy property in Krakow. Apart from my old apartment in Warsaw I sold the rest of my 'portfiolio' to my business partner last year. my nerve ran out and the returns were good at that point.
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
Real Estate / Current state of the property market in Krakow [135]

I am also going to go to Slovakia for skiing,

Sean - where you going in Slovakia. My boys escape long weekend away next year is thinking about slovakia. We've been to Chamonix/Argentiere for the last n years but is was very expensive last year and anyway Argentiere is getting too trendy for us old scruffs. We were thinking about Donovaly or Jasna.
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
UK, Ireland / My friends upset at Brits.... [51]

Good. I don't like too much attention. Just want to be perceived 'normal', not 'Polish', if you get my drift.

Stop the pirate talk then LOL
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
UK, Ireland / My friends upset at Brits.... [51]

Its only one breed of Swan that old frau lizzie has domain over

OK I suppose I should have said that mute swans that are unmarked in open water are owned by the Crown and that Lizzie only chooses to exercise her right to cull the bloody things on the Thames. But that would have involved a lot of typing and to be honest I don't suppose anybody really cares which begs the question as to why I mentioned it in the first place.

Isthatu2 is 100% correct and I aoplogise unreservedly for misleading you all.
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
UK, Ireland / My friends upset at Brits.... [51]

Were the lead weights really do poisonous that they contaminated the water and got into the swan's food?

It was the small ones (lead shot) that the swans swept up when sifting through gravel and weedbeds for food. Cumulative effects of lead poisoning as the lead didn't pass through their digestive system very easily apparently.

Or did anglers just whak'em over the head with them?

They can be vicious devils so most of us didn't attack them LOl

England has some very funny laws, I mean why?

Dunno. I mean why are certian people allowed to graze sheep in towns or lead them through towns? It's just a part of our rich history. Not sure if any of us have the right to parade Seanus through Market Harborough though
szarlotka   
29 Oct 2008
UK, Ireland / My friends upset at Brits.... [51]

I LOVE SWANS! The bigger swan the better!

Only HM the Queen has the right to kill swans over here. Mind you anglers used to kill loads of them before they banned lead weights.
szarlotka   
28 Oct 2008
USA, Canada / How can one migrate to Canada [43]

I WANT SNOW!!! my skis are dusty.

May all your Whistler runs be good runs. Stay clear of those bowls or at least close your eyes tight.

It's Sun Peaks for me this year (near to Kamloops where my lad now lives)
szarlotka   
28 Oct 2008
History / Poland war propaganda poster - can anyone explain this picture? [292]

There is only a thin paint of true civilized behaviour on the English.

I think the paint is drying Sean. And some of us need a few extra coats maybe.I hope that attitude is diminishing with time but it's hard to argue against - as a generalism