What is a woman?

Yes, he did.


Or play along with it...nothing disarms like getting in on the joke.

The conservative Catholic Torq was joking too? By quoting the New Testament? You think he disagrees with those quotes he posted?


How am I supposed to know whether you say such things in earnest or not? You for example - you've been making such comments before, so it makes me wonder if it's some kind of expression of your prejudice towards women.

You guys never defend women on this forum, you usually never take part in discussions about women and their rights, so how am I supposed to know your views?


Because I have to deal with those sh*tters on this forum on regular basis? There isn't much more to focus on PF, I'm afraid.


Where?

Probably because we've been hearing this sh1t for years. It's relentless.

Have you ever wondered why there are so few women on this forum?


Or maybe she's tired of being in the firing line too and can't be bothered to respond.


That's about the size of it.

The things I say - if I said them in earnest - you have the full right and my permission to punch me in the face.

The things we write are so ridiculous, that it is insulting you would think we meant them sincerely. I am sure Kania is the best dad, and very good husband. AntV - ditto.

We have a different chromosome from you - so some things will always be funny to us, and maybe not so much to you.

That is not to say we don't believe in Truth of Scripture, or that you are not misinterpreting Paul - but I mean the overall gist of it. It's a joke, Paulina, relax.


You've placed this goddamn cross on your own shoulders. Why does Lena not feel obligated to respond to every misogynistic joke? Atch ignores them all completely. Roz- same.

You don't have to be Captain Underpants here, saving the world from woman hate. If anything - you are actually fueling the imbeciles that can't tell fact from fiction - like Johnny and Sralec.

You are a woman, you have a brain, eyes, and hands, go find it yourself. 😀. No...just funnin' ya, as a man, I'm here to give of myself for your good, Paulina: Ephesians 5:25

What Bobi said. I have nothing more to add.

@Bobko, you mentioned johnny_reb and Strzelec35, but conveniently omitted Novichok who's the biggest offender in terms of hatred towards women on this forum :)))


Men write and say such ridiculous things about women (even on this forum) that it is insulting indeed not only to women, but also to human intellect. So you can't really blame me *shrugs* Again - how am I supposed to know what your views are if you don't share them?


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You see, again - I don't know if you're joking here or not.


I am a very Polish woman - self-sacrifice runs in my blood, I guess lol 🤔 And I don't respond to every misogynistic joke or comment. I've ignored a lot of stuff on this forum. Lenka generally posts less than me. As for Atch - she has her own way of dealing with misogyny on this forum and definitely doesn't ignore it all completely. And roz pretty much doesn't write here anymore.


OMG, this is actually so funny... :D Because it reminds me of today's men saying to women that "your husband would give his life for you" (like Christ did for the humankind)... But of course they very rarely have an opportunity to do that, almost never. They have all the opportunity in the world to share the burdens of everyday life with their wives though - taking care of kids, the household, their wife, but they don't seem to be willing to "serve" their family in this way (let alone their wife). I guess it's too boring and tiresome and not "glorious" enough for them. 🤔 Men are meant for "more important things", you see. Like Christ. The saviour of humankind. So Paul compared a husband to Christ and the wife to the Church - made up of flawed humans who are supposed to blindly follow Christ and submit to him in everything. Wow. I'm not sure if you realise how megalomaniac this is.

...because you are not one of us. You and other women are inferior human beings. Here is why...

Of the million things humans can do men can do 999,999. The only thing we can't do is give birth to a baby - regardless of what trans freaks say on this subject.

Now if you take these morons seriously, men actually can get pregnant and deliver a healthy and very cute baby. This would make men 100% self-sufficient and women 100% useless.

Say hi to the T freaks...as they do everything possible to destroy your gender.

What I do is start typing a message, sight, and stop because there is certain level of idiocy nothing can cure.
But I apploude every time I see Paulina responds.

Those jokes are not funny unless in a specific real life situation where people know each other. Reading it here I saw you all guys sitting on a crappy plastic chairs drinking cheep beer with your bellies sticking out from under dirty white vests slapping your tights with glee.

WELL THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

Why is Paulina getting so angry?

We don't drink cheap beer. Other than that major misrepresentation, you are right on the money.

People get angry when they say shlt because they can't offer a good counterargument.

Like:

In what way was the Crimean referendum defective?

The smarter ones avoid posts they can't argue with.

Like what's a woman?

Or:

Are 'trans women" actually women?

Or:

How many genders are there?

Hmm, how to tell you that, women usually are not crazy about such men. They tend to find them disgusting and young girls find them creepy ( you know the type that stares at a young girls chest and tells her how she grew e.t.c.)

BTW, thanks for reminding me why I stay clear from any religion 👍

WTF? Have you hacked the camera in my laptop? That's illegal!


We, on the other hand, like to quote from the Bible, Quran, Talmud and Hadith. When we do that, we are always 100% serious.

When I play computer games, I always have the idea that my girlfriend will come and stick a screwdriver through my eardrum while I am playing.

When I go skiing with my friends, or kayaking, I usually drink at least a bottle of bourbon a day. The looks of hate I get - the Ayatollah Khamenei does not get from homosexuals.

Recently - I was underwater with my fiancé - and showed her how I am able to drink champagne underwater. She immediately surfaced, and nearly ruptured her lungs in the process.

I am still a person with a fiancé. This tells me that what you say cannot be 100% true. Somewhere, deep inside women, is something that is attracted to such pieces of trash.

Did you run a background check on her?

More In-Depth Checks:

County criminal searches: These can cost between $30 and $75+.
Employment verification: Checking past employment can range from $12.50 to $50 per employer, depending on the length of employment to be verified.
Education verification: Verifying degrees can cost $12.50 to $25, depending on how many degrees you are verifying.
Professional license verification: This typically costs around $12.
Reference checks: Interviewing references can cost about $10 per reference

Also...credit...and full physical...You don't want any surprises...

@Bobko, wow, new girlfriend and "fiancé" already? Who is it this time - Chechen freedom fighter with Georgian roots? ;D (sorry, I couldn't help myself lol)


Speaking of the devil...


I actually cry internally. 😭


I've offered good counterarguments to your lies many, many times, so cut the bullsh1t.


Ewwww, yes, I know this type all too well... 🤮


So you weren't joking and it wasn't a "comedy" on your part after all?

Yes, sometimes Rich is not exactly helpful or aware. But I have a deep debt before him, so please understand I am not able to criticize him.


Don't cry Paulina. Rest on my broad and muscular Russian shoulders, and let go of all your suffering.


You are cruel.

This time, and hopefully the last time, the girl is 100% homegrown. In the end - I have come full circle.

Please, someone, start some kind of entry book of comedic treasures and put this post in it! From the bottom of my dark misogynistic heart, I beg of you!

PF is a great and ORGANIC source of humor.

Really - the main purpose of this forum, for people to flex their comedic abilities.

As a Russian, it hurts my ego - but it may be that the Poles are actually pretty funny.

We think they are too serious, and take themselves too seriously - but maybe it's not the case.

They have the same fatalistic/absurdist streak we do. They can understand more than anybody else, exactly how a Russian sees life.

Except this one...


Finally...Men don't need women anymore...They don't want to date them, hire them, even fvck them...after that "women must be trusted" crap...plus "he raped me...10 times...boo hoo..." 30 years later and when the man is filthy rich...or is running for president...

Source: LGBT.org

@Novichok

Why are you attacking Paulina on transgenders, when this is a thing that only happens in America?

You are yet to export this to the rest of the world.

How about you wait a little bit until we have a lot of transformers, so we can have something in common to discuss?

@Bobko

Poles have great ironic and absurdist humor. The funny ones have some great, what I call, association humor. They are able to associate something humorous with the mundane.

For instance, someone asked my wife how she liked her tea. She said, "like I like my men, strong and hot. "

The difference between you and me is that you want your enemies to be more friendly to you.

I want them dead.

Ahahahaha!


Some of the funniest Russians were actually Poles, so this makes me think where the funny bone comes from.

I mean, to me, Russians are still the funniest people. Jews shortly after. But Poles are awfully close.

Something about living in a ridiculous world, that makes you appreciate nuance and inflection.


Ok big boss. But to make many Poles a permanent part of the past, I must risk my ass as well. What if I want to live a little longer?

Jaysus weeping Christ...


:D

Brilliant!

I attack anyone I suspect to be a bootlicker - even on issues that may not directly affect them.

It did happen in the UK. To their credit, the UK Supreme Court stepped in and declared the claim of many genders to be a total bullshlt.

That is the ket to the humor I like best. Our guy, Norm, had it.

I see it differently...

Nuance and other stool softening things come from fear. Once in the US, the first thing I dropped was fear and nuance. I call them as I see them...

Yes, but since you are so persuasive... and an undeniable genius - us, your loyal followers, we need a more clear plan to follow.

If we are to attack Paulina for opening her mouth, you will have to explain this to me.

Please, boss.