PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome!

Are you that much of a slug? It expired before I found out about its existence. Are you sure it exists? And how often do you use it?

Yes, I slug out in the forum every day to give you proper education on Polish matters.
Why No 1 ???? Because I fekking care for/about Poland.
Why No 2 ?????
W imię zasad, skurwysynu!!!! hahahaha buhahaha

Yeah, right, by designating Poland as an antisemitic, racist country and embracing Muslim hordes just waiting for a chance to cross the Polish border.
As for reason # 2 W imię zasad dobrego wychowania I szacunku dla pamięci twojej matki, skurwysyna jej oszczędzę

Do you think you are some royalty everybody wants to meet you? I'm glad that you know to keep your distance. I'm only surprised why would you meet with Ptak you abused him so much and Bobko you call him Russian imperialist and talk a lot of nonsense about his grandpa. Are you sure it would be safe for you to meet him? lol!
I don't care I was intrigued by your choice, is that because you talk out of your ass again or are u that dumb. That's all.

The only ppl that would meet him are the ones that want to beat him up.

Góra z góra sie nie zejdzie, czlowiek z czowiekim zawsze.I refuse to provide such guaranty

I have nothing against meeting them coz I see the potential for education in them. They seem to have retained some remnants of inteligence and decency which are in a sort of coma and need awakening. I can do it personally when I look deeply into their eyes and speak words of truth and wisdom.


Why not???? In case it won`t be, do`t worry. I am flexible and always prepared for changeable conditions. :):):)

For the meeting with you I will need to take my machette cos it is obvious you will instantly assault me - we all know your violent murderous character.


Yes, since the very day I registered here. For 17 years some maniacal members have been dreaming of beating me up but nobody ever succeeded. What is wrong with you, people???? Can`t you deal with one ape???? hahahaha


How about poultry and ape????

Hey, Joker and Ptak, before I meet Jesus, how about dinner somewhere in Michigan...

You have an appointment. 🤔

Jesus takes walk-ins...No app needed.

Why hurry, , you've got at least 15 good years ahead of you?:::)))

You are very kind but ignore the possibility that I may blow my brains out when another azzhole judge claims he is the president, not Trump.

It always makes me laugh, how many competing alliances we have within this tiny microcosm.

Homo Sapiens are incurable.

Hear, hear.

If I were to choose a five-a-side football team from all the members, it would be...

First line-up:

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Torq (goalkeeper)

Bobko - AntV

Bratwurst Boy - Ironside
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Of course BB would suffer the most because with two Poles, an American, and a Russian our команда wouldn't have much chance for international success ha ha but at least we would have fun. :)

Substitutes:

Grunni
Amiga (but he would have to remeber it's no Aussie rules)
Velund
Jon357
Maf (to shout "come on, guys, destroy those f*cking motherfvckers!!!" when the things get tough).

Coach: Novichok (we need someone with gray hair and foul language on the bench - it will make us look serious as a team).

@Torq

Think about how unusual it is, that we found ourselves on this obscure forum - with a vanishingly small membership - and we still split almost perfectly down the middle in our views. In everything.

This is something for scientists to study.

People want to argue. They want to talk.

Definitely.

I'm not sure, however, if we would enjoy reading the final conclusions of such study haha

I like competition but not with girls - with or without dicks. Like Alien...Hence, on my ignore list...

To enter any competition, a guy has to meet the minimum qualifications. But for the few I just mentioned, plus you, the rest are too easy to get sweaty over...

Which leads me to the point I made here many times...Your angelic patience is both admirable and irritating to a neanderthal like me...

Do you lift weights?

It's actually very simple...

Anyone who disagrees with me is a troll, moron, Brit, or an LGBT freak. Or just plain wrong...

I do, sir.

I climb. I dive. I used to shoot competitively (skeet shooting).

I barbecue. I marinate.

I am your dream of Russia - embodied in flesh.

Ready to love - or ready to kill - at a moment's notice.

I will take you to a gun range if you visit the Soviet Republic of Illinois.

Then LA Fitness...

My treat.

Dive is in falling like a sack of potatoes or scuba?

I created the only scuba thread on PF. This is my true love. I went pass recreational certificates into industrial and navigational ones just for fun.

Like Johnny, I love fish. I love being underwater - where there are no laptops, no cell phones, and most importantly no one talking.

@Bobko

Weightlifting, climbing, diving, shooting, fishing - on top or creating and running a successful business! Where do you find strength for all that? Do all Russians have such energy? Hm... maybe this European NATO intervention in Russia wasn't such a great idea. :D

I used to do a bit of skeet shooting and target shooting (7.62mm bolt-action hunting rifles) with my Dad, as well as years of kickboxing and football but it was all ages ago. Got awfully lazy ever since I got married and these days it's only recreational walks and some good old bodyweight workout to keep in shape.

Same, and then I got convinced by my coach at the local Dynamo range to enroll in some tournaments.

Climbing, because my friend and business partner introduced me to it. I'm nowhere near his level, but I can climb some 20-30 meter cliff outside the city (top rope, with all anchors already placed).

But diving, yeah, I love diving - no equivocations here. I don't need to dive something interesting. I don't need reefs, wrecks, or fancy fish. You can put me in a 45 meter deep former quarry - that got flooded - and I will happily dive there for a year.

I just like being underwater.

I did wall diving in Cozumel and mine diving in Bonne Terre, Missouri.

BTW, I couldn't swim if my life depended on it.

I got my daughters certified when they were 16 and 12.

But my real dream is really a Daily Mail edition without tits.

Just don't post them. Pixilate them. Blurr them. Reduce them. ...No more tits. You are insulting women by insinuating that all they want is to flaunt them.

I have yet to see a man's financial statement on display in DM.

The Daily Mail does not have Page 3 girls and nor do any other British newspapers.
Are you perhaps referring to how American women like to flaunt their tits?

...but seldom their brains...

I am talking about what I see on:

dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

There is always a pair of tits, but never smart quotes...T and A...it's so overdone...

Hmmmm, can't comment on that because I don't watch it.

I buy the actual newspaper every day instead.

Wouldn't mind zooming with some of the PF members
I've been corresponding with over the years. I'm quite serious.
Am sure that folks such as Rich's, Jimmy's or Ironside's bark is
far worse than their bite!

Even little kittens know how to hiss...