Happy Birthday, Rich!

Phobia means fear. The only thing I fear is getting another PF violation.
I just don't like Poles and their propensity to use riddles and metaphors. As always, there are exceptions, of course.

1.When? 50 years ago? We both know you are not even in your 40'.
2. Civilization doesn't equal toilet. It might for you but we both know you are a stupid person.

Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji Twoich urodzin, Panie Rysku!
Zycze Ci dlugich szczesliwych lat.
Na przyjazn (choc nie sie porozumieja) :-)

Yeah, you are catching up with Strzelec35 real fast.
Some people just don't know how or are incapable of listening or both. :-)

5. It was in 2017.


Civilization starts with not smelling like crap. Eastern Europe learned that trick only recently. Smelling like crap leads to social distancing. Social distancing kills the desire to sit next to one another in a theatre. The French invented perfumes to make being close tolerable. We take showers - twice a day. In summer - three. Civilization means being undetectable to the other guy's nose from 3 feet.

Did you know that the Brit's main complaint used to be that the Yanks would use up a monthly supply of hot water the day they arrived?


I tried. No sound from the PF posters. Videos are another matter... Here is my favorite:

youtu.be/dSbph7U5gVw

Russian version of Happy Birthday.

No it start with civilized people and you are not a civilized person.


Yes, we can say that your ability to find a toilet doesn't exceed your cognitive and social ability.

Anway :

youtu.be/r1DPfty4ib8

No ****! Where do you think I came from? It was Warsaw, not Buckingham Palace.
How did you like that Happy Birthday in Russian? Cool, isn't it?

I don't care about it. I just don't give a doodle about you, I know you are lying.
That is the only reason I talk to you.
I see you like it, so I need to stop. lol!

Because you and other aSS"holes here don't deserve any better. Do you really think that I think that your name is Cojestdocholery? It's a lie, of course. We all lie because we all want attention. You don't post to be ignored, do you?

Maybe Joker because of his inferiority complex and Milo because of him being a Nurd but not me. :-)

Memo to the fake Americans like PAK: It's you who are the traitors and that hyphen is the evidence. You come here to make a buck and go back to your fatherland ASAP. You dream about it every waking moment. If you are normal, it will never come.

In the meantime, you call yourself Americans because it's convenient, easy, and meaningless. You may even have a US passport. The thing is MS-13 gangbangers are "Americans", too.

A simple test reveals what you really are:

A billion bucks that the US swamp just printed can be spent here or in Poland. What would be your advice if they asked you?

If it is not "all of it in the US, of course", you are the real traitors and no better than the dual loyalist Jews.

My coffee is provided to me by my wife.


The only thing crumbling in my commie flat are my plans to visit Poland and, possibly, Moscow. I really wanted to take that train to St. Pete.

Yes, we know. Lucky you.

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Quite muscular this gentleman in a skirt...

Do you suggest Novi has a male wife???? Aren`t you going too far now???

That thing is a robot.

Do you suggest that your human wife had had enough so you got a sex cyborg instead? Amassing! Was it possibly a birthday present? Your own for yourself or from sb else?

No, she bought that robot to listen to my whining and bitching but the robot got fed up with me and left. That's why I am here annoying you.

Walt, they make pills for such disorders that I am sure would help your problem like Zoloft 200mg.

Zoloft
Generic Name: Sertraline
Sertraline is used to treat depression, panic attacks, obsessive compulsive disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, social anxiety disorder (social phobia).

May Treat: Major depressive disorder · Obsessive-compulsive disorder · Panic disorder
Drug Class: Antidepressant - Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs)
Availability: Prescription Required
Consult a doctor before using

Just suggesting .........

@johnny reb

Hey, preacher Jim...... Go on a diet and get a life.

Just suggesting.......

Now hes playing pharmacist...lol

All he is capable of doing is googling from his shack. Remember when he was an expert marajuana horticulturist as well?

Probably just doing research for the stock market, yeah thats the ticket! LOL

The guy is a total loony tune..... But just doesn t know it!

Funny and sad at the same time.

Yes, I see it is your primary goal in life right now - annoy the shyt out of the PF. :):):)
But it is good you are busy here coz it keeps you from annoying your family and neighbours. They deserve some peace and quiet at last....

BTW, when did you last see your daughters and granddaughters???? :):):)

Don't bet on it.
I think I may have hit a little to close to home by suggesting the Zoloft.

polishforums.com/off-topic/happy-birthday-rich-87191/2/#msg1842430

You don`t even trust your rubber bath duck!

Funny coz it proves you are still Polish at heart, Poloku Novichoku. hahahaha

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Two days ago. And a week ago. And at my bd party.


Especially rubber ducks! Some come with lead.

@Novichok; Some come with lead....
Do you mean "robber ducks"?

Yes, if from China. I never play with robbers, though.

To avoid O violations, this is about the only place for me since Random has been taken over for the activities I can't relate to.


The problem with Mr. Stupid is that he only thinks he matters. He not only does not but causes others to pay for his stupidity aka bravery. Again, see Lidice or any case where some dumb a-hole throws a grenade into a restaurant full of German officers. Luckily, the one who helped my mother wasn't there. The smart thing - oh, horror of horrors - would be to protect drunk Germans from Polish heroes and help them get safely home. No good night kiss needed.

Not necessarily.......was it before or after you were born ?