Who said they are facts, YOU did.
Anyone who says: God did X claims that to be fact by the absence of "allegedly", "probably", and "in my opinion".
Jesus taught by speaking in parables as the people back then weren't educated nor did they have google.
Bullshlt. The less educated, the more direct and nuance-free a speech must be. No sarcasm, either...as those are often hard to detect and decode.
Jesus spoke in parables for the same reason why Poles used to under Nazis and communists...Because he was scared...and to assure plausible deniability..."No, I didn't mean that,..."
Free people don't resort to parables and allegories...This is why Americans don't do this nonsense...We speak directly, to the point, name names, and use mostly active tense.