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Novichok  7 | 11395
25 Aug 2025   #271
Would you like your granddaughters to express love for you only within an hour of you giving them a $100 bill?

To extend her love for us, we just gave our 18-year-old gd $2000 before she left for Penn State...
Torq  26 | 2075
25 Aug 2025   #272
@Tlum

You're a smart guy.

@Novi

Get a grip FFS
Novichok  7 | 11395
25 Aug 2025   #273
Get a grip FFS

Can you be more specific about that "grip" or are you just out of arguments?
Novichok  7 | 11395
17 Sep 2025   #274
I often pray when I am taking crap in my bathroom. Is my bathroom a place of worship?

In the US, every hospital has a place to pray, but nobody calls it a church.

So let's define "church"

Church: a building capable of acommodating 200 or more people, owned and operated by a tax exempt Catholic organization for the sole purpose of serving the believers and where an ordained priest performs religious functions.

Now how many churches are there in Leeds?
Tlum  13 | 409
17 Sep 2025   #275
Despite your age, I and others have to school you over and over again:

Totals Breakdown of Church Buildings / Parishes in the US:

Catholic: ~16,600 (~5% of total)
Protestant (all types): ~235,000-275,000 (~65-75%)
Other Christian: ~22,000-28,000 (~6-8%)
Unaffiliated/Independent (overlaps with above): ~100,000+ (included in Protestant estimates)

These numbers sum to approximately 356,000, aligning with the 2020 Census.

Your attacking "Catholic" (only about 5% of tax-except Christian organizations in the US) clearly shows you are full of sh*t (pun intended). You use words you cannot understand, like "prayer." Better luck next time.
Novichok  7 | 11395
18 Sep 2025   #276
Despite your age, I and others have to school you over and over again:

Hey, stupid, my posts were about Leeds, not he US.

All churches in the US are tax exempt as long as they behave. That includes no politics.

If you and your friends have a beer, play poker, and pray, you are not tax exempt and you are not a church.

Prayer: talking to God silently or mumbling.

Good enough?

The official definition:

Prayer is an invocation or act that seeks to activate a rapport with an object of worship through deliberate communication.

Too complicated for me...

Dear God, make mommy healthy again.

That's a prayer a four-year-old kid understands and can define.
Tlum  13 | 409
18 Sep 2025   #277
Prayer: talking to God silently or mumbling.

So people go to church to sit in silence... Maybe it's time to visit your local church to verify that.
Novichok  7 | 11395
15 Oct 2025   #278
This reader's comment in Daily Mail is worth posting in its entirety...hopefully without objection...

In the Bible, God is a strong and ever-present actor in the world of human affairs.

He talks audibly, he inscribes on stone, he firebombs villages, he sends his angels around, he turns people to stone, he stops the sun, he makes a new star, he creates new languages, he sends scourges and plagues, he kills people, he sends his son and gets him killed - all of this up to around 100 AD.

Then something happens- or more accurately, nothing happens- God exits the stage, he goes completely silent, does nothing whatsoever.

To any person possessing a logical mind, this is a red herring. Why would an interventionist god suddenly become impotent? And remain so for 19 highly momentous centuries?

The effort needed to answer these questions is like trying to pick an apple hanging 5 feet off the ground - the god described in the Bible is fictional.


As a father of two and a grandpa of four, the most compelling evidence that the last 8 words of the above are true is God's total and complete indifference when a little girl is being raped while her mother is watching and patiently waiting to be paid by the rapist. No, I am not making this up.

My God would evaporate the "mother" and the would-be rapist before he would get within a mile of the girl.

To add insult to the injury, popes have always been against the death penalty that their God was quick to deliver, often indiscriminately ... up to 100 AD.

From then on, God didn't give a fvck...no matter what the case....
Alien  29 | 7627
18 Nov 2025   #279
In the Bible

You mean the old testament?
Novichok  7 | 11395
3 Dec 2025   #280
Contrast this to some guy who thinks he's going to Heaven afterwards, and that's why he will do it.

That's actually a plus...One gullible idiot less...I mean fewer...

Where I am beginning to be a danger to society is when I read about some azzhole believer who killed his or her kids because the moron was convinced that they, the kids, would be better off with "Jesus".

Memo to believers: Believe all you want. Fvck off of your kids and the remaining 7 billion people.

You want to be with Jesus? Cool...There is a bridge a couple of miles down the road...

you say are surprisingly biblical for a Marxist.

Both are full of lies for the gullible to accept and follow.
Torq  26 | 2075
3 Dec 2025   #281
*galactic eyeroll*

Yeah, yeah, yeah... all that, true or imagined, common righteousness, humane decency and bravery will do you a whole lot of good, guys, when you die and all of a sudden you notice a well-hung demon approaching your anus with obvious intention and a smug smile on his face.

Repent and believe the Gospel for kingdom of God is at hand!

And with that brilliant piece of advice, gentlemen, I bid you good night.
Novichok  7 | 11395
3 Dec 2025   #282
If a believer admits that he heard God say to him "Kill that scumbag sinner Novi"...can I kill him first and still go to Heaven?

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