Apropos of Nothing

I thought I'd start a thread containing completely random things - and where better than in Random/Off-Topic!

So, here's my first contribution. I was walking along the street the other day and I saw a young couple approaching, holding hands, a tall, lanky guy with longish hair and a short, podgy girl with a giant afro hairstyle (she was white, before one of our sensitive flowers has a conniption). Anyway as they came nearer, I realised that it was in fact, a tall, lanky girl with not-such long hair and a short, podgy guy with a giant afro. Life is weird.

That's it. Over to the rest of you.

I think you need to see an optician...
Anyway in my opinion men should dress like men and women like women. When I was young and stupid I had thought that everybody should just wear what they liked and I had felt so proud of myself for being an open-minded fellow rather than what I was a naive and rather dumb youngster.

I'm afraid that ship has sailed :) I've always been as blind as a bat. I have contact lenses of course but there's only so much science can do!

Well, I think it's ok for women to wear trousers - they can still look feminine but you shouldn't be siting on the tram trying to figure out whether the person opposite is male or female.

I saw a car on fire yesterday. The engine was on fire and the driver was in a bit of a flap. He had a young kid with him right next to the car and I thought maybe I should go over and at least get the kid to a safer distance in case the fire got to the fuel line however some people nearer got there first and sorted that.

The passers by (about 10 of us in the end) were cupping sand in our hands and putting it on the fire which wasn't easy because the fire was growing. We managed it in the end however it took about a dozen people frantically chucking sand on.

At least it was something out of the ordinary. The moral of the story is that you should always carry a fire extinguisher, especially if you drive somewhere that isn't sandy.

It is mandatory equipment for cars registered in Poland.

Here, nobody even bothers with seatbelts. Or driving licences which exist largely in theory than reality.

I bought a new Golf imported from Poland 2 years ago, there was a fire extinguisher on board, but the first aid kit was laughable, I had to buy a German one.

P.S. Does "Here" means in Africa?

Yes.

A lot of accidents and most people don't do a driving test.

It wasn't an electric car, wasn't it? It seems to be prone to burst into flames if you embarrass it.

It wasn't. There aren't any here as far as I know. Just the old fashioned dirty kind.


Petrol engines cars have been doing that for the few decades they've existed, often with explosive consequences.

I found a thread where Atch, Roz, and Crow discuss Polish penis sizes.

I did not think such a thread was possible.

It includes such great quotes from Crow, as:

Good penis on the table can strengthen the argument, it's a fact. As Latin proverb says: ``Bonus Penis Pax in Domus``.

I wanted to ask the moderators why this thread was closed?

polishforums.com/archives/2010-2019/love/men-penis-size-77796/

Apparently this was not a topic for the Polish Forum but for the Penis Forum.

You should. When that person takes your wallet you should be able to tell the cops if it was a man or a woman.

The distinction is also critical if you are horny...or just want a new friend...

Except sports clothes when not playing sports.

And what's wrong with a proper jacket?

It doesn't match athletic shorts.

Yuk.

When was the last time you wore those?

KGB pay you to post to divide polshoi and not search for penis on forum, comrade bobko

He must look for his penis because he lost it while sitting in the trenches near Chernobyl.

Tall women don't have it easy in life. Not everyone can be a model or a flight attendant. 🤔

Maybe not a model but even the gays have taken over being flight attendants.

Somebody can certainly be a super-plus-sized model for second-hand Walmart clothing. Can you guess who it is?

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Could it be someone from PF?

Maybe because I seem to have the slim-ish gene (no fat relatives at all) I just don't understand how or why people let themselves get like that. I went up a couple of trouser sizes in Qatar due to the food but the weight fell off as soon as I started to eat more healthily and get a bit of exercise.

It must be really hard to carry all that weight around. Like picking up a sack of potatoes with you every time you stand up.

Too slim for JR Jim..... no idea.

Plus JR is much taller
Its really Lazarus as he was just kidding us.

Perhaps Jimmy Poorhouse's extreme poverty is no causing him to lose weight? It's certainly him. Photo's from the FB page of the church he's an elder at. Just go to the church's page and put Jimmy's surname into the search. Laughs follow! Here's a shot of him being sworn in as an elder:

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@Lazarus
What's his surname ?

What possesses them to dress like that in public? Or put all that weight on?

Beggars can't be choosers, and Jimmy Poorhouse can't afford to buy clothes. So they don't have anything except fifth-hand Walmart clothes to wear.


Well, it's not as if Jimmy has anything to do apart from post here and eat roadkill / fish he finds left on the docks / whatever's free at church events.

You two dweebs are a pair to draw to. Hoot !