Poland is horrible and I have to live here - somebody call a whambulance!

Top hats are only worn at posh (or pretending to be posh) weddings and by East End undertakers. Expensive nowadays.

Umbrellas are for püssies. In Warsaw they come out even when the sky is barely spitting.

@jon357
Truth. But maybe we're a little bit 'battle-hardened' when it comes to the old precipitation.

Ha! I knew you had them!
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Absolutely!!!

Try to be gay in the middle of Montana...

I've seen people from other parts of Europe look appalled in winter in the Pennines where some days tha black clouds and rain are so heavy that it never really gets light.