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Joined: 9 May 2011 / Male ♂
Last Post: 11 May 2011
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From: Poland, Szczecin
Speaks Polish?: Oczywiście :) jestem polakiem
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Hubert   
10 May 2011
Life / Why Poles have so pro-emigration attitude? [85]

Hi I'm Hubert
I'm from Poland - Szczecin

Poles should pay Germany royalties for exploiting Auschwitz.Just kidding.

Oh man :D hahahaha

ZUS,akcyza,23% VAT,PIT,CIT,all kinds of fees.I am anarcho libertarian and that's opressive enough for me.Do you know how much does it cost to notarize a document in the US?I don't think you do so let me hit you with some knowlage boy,it costs from 0 to $10.How much it is in Poland?

Notarize a document 10$?? Buahahah in poland there is no single person who would believe it :P I'm serios! If I make a xsero copy of a single paper and ask to notarize this copy as beeing identical to orginal document. I would pay 50-100PLN! and extra 5pln for every next page :D. It is nothing though! The real notary costs begins when it comes to estate because it is a percent of the net worth of estate!

3 000 zł - 100 zł
above 3 000 zł to 10 000 zł - 100 zł + 3 % of amount above 3 000 zł
above 10 000 zł to 30 000 zł - 310 zł + 2 % of amount above 10 000 zł
above 30 000 zł to 60 000 zł - 710 zł + 1 % of amount above 30 000 zł
above 60 000 zł to 1 000 000 zł - 1 010 zł + 0,4 % of amount above 60 000 zł
above 1 000 000 zł to 2 000 000 zł - 4 770 zł + 0,2 % of amount above 1 000 000 zł
above 2 000 000 zł - 6 770 zł + 0,25 % of amount above 2 000 000 zł, not more than 10 000 zł
Sweet right?

If you bought a car from a diler you have to pay tax. Well in Poland they go further, because You must pay tax even If your uncle sold you a car which was build in 1980 and had 19 owners in you neighbourhood.

You are not allowed to cut a tree on your own property! You can not become a farmer even if you have milion square feet farm, oh unless your father was a farmer or you had graduate farming on university! Can You fuc*in believe it? Because I can't! And I live in here... there are tons of examples like this... really...

How long does it take to get a driver licence in PL?In the US it takes app 2 hours and it includes writing a test and a driving exam,they do eyes examination, take a picture of you and 15 minutes later you are ready to go with a spanking new DL in your pocket.All that for $50.Why can't it be like that in Poland?

In Poland You have to finish driving skills course! There is no possible way you can avoid it! Course is about 2 weeks - 1100zł up to 1500zł Egzam is 150zł than you have to wait a month for a document and pay 50zł for this pleasure!

If you now take into consideration that normal polish guys income is around 1500 - 2000zł you would propably find the answer for this question: "Why Poles have so pro-emigration attitude?"
Hubert   
10 May 2011
Life / Uptight Poles [262]

orthopedic surgery and plastic surgery.

You're propably right... the best chances to get Trauma and Orthopedic surgery I have in poland, Plastic Surgery in Germany i supose... In poland two individuals get their chances to specialize in Plastic Surgery per year :P It's like geting into NASA space program :P
Hubert   
9 May 2011
News / Do Poles take Kaczynski seriously!? [199]

good impression

Kaczynski does a good impresion on obtused old laydies and other narrow-minded part of community... :) he has got quite low index of support among educated and inteligent society
Hubert   
9 May 2011
News / Do Poles take Kaczynski seriously!? [199]

I live in Poland
Personaly i think Kaczynski is insane and neither Me or My friends does't take him serious :)
Hubert   
9 May 2011
Life / Uptight Poles [262]

That's slightly off-topic

True... as I said I was reading a lot of topics on forum and when i saw "Uptight Poles" i started reading this. After a while I reached a conclusion, that You really don't know why we are uptight. All what i wrote was mean't to explain you the situation. Polish people, the comunity is whining everyday, complaining about politics, petrol price (2$/litre - more than 7$/galon), taxes, roads, law, schools, doctors, hospitals, health insurance and many others... All is about life comfort... That's why we're Uptight, angry etc. we're swearing much more than any other nation i supose :P maybe because our "dirty words" are very expresive or maybe we're pissed off all the time:P
Hubert   
9 May 2011
Life / Uptight Poles [262]

Midas
Ye... "staż" specialisation lasts 4-6 years where you salary is about 2500zl/month well let's say 2750zl it is 1000USD :P heh specialist like... Trauma/Orthopedic surgery is 3600-5500/month = 1350-2050usd it is 24000usd/year in US the same specialist got salary about 200,000 up to 1,200,000usd/year you must admit it's a little bit difference. And the life comfort difference... mercedes C300 in USA - 33.900usd in poland 64000usd!!! And it's a german car! I live 15KM from pol/ger border and i have to pay for german car almost 2x more.

And what is most annoying, Polish people don't like those who achieved somthing. If someone got a BMW must be a drug diller or he must have stolen it or robbed bank or whatever. It's a poor country that's the truth!

In germany "staż" 3200eur then 3800eur :) specialist - up to 120,000eur/year

I'm not whining, i'm just telling truth. Look how many Poles are in US and I must say, I have met maybe 5 people from US in poland and they were here on vacation :P
Hubert   
9 May 2011
Life / Uptight Poles [262]

Hello :)
I'm from POLAND; Szczecin.
I've read quite a lot of stuff founded on this forum. Started with topic about "dirty words" which made me laugh as hell :P

Guys, i don't know what you've heard about POLAND but it's propably one of the points of view. I'm med stud and I am taking into consideration emigration to US... My mother said: USA is the country of morons, fat idiots who are not using their brains. Is it? Well, propably there is some truth in those words. So why I am thinking about living in US? Well, Polish guys are ********, i feel the goverments dick in my ass all the time, roads(surface) are dramatic and so wide, that you are constantly thinking if it is safe to pass the bus or overtake the cyclist. As a M.D after studies my salary would be around 6500 US dollar per YEAR!!!! oh did I mention about prices in POLAND? Well take a look at ceneo.pl or ebay.pl ( 1PLN = 0,37USD ). Taxes are insane... If you give your best friend 10000$ you will pay 19% tax! FFS!

Soo... does Pols swear more than americans? Yes they do!
Are they uptight? Yes... as fuck'n hell! Polish people are also jealous of everything, that anyone on world has got something better, we're cocksure, arrogant and quite depressed in the same time!

But we will not tell you about this because of shame! In poland we're always talking a lot about history, how great we were, how strong an brave. We pols took russians indepandance. Russians great independace day is the celebration of getting rid of pols out of their country. Well polish people doesn't tell about failure and problems and do not even try to compare any nation to pols. You are not able to win the confrontation. If you will... polish guys will persuade you with power of fist, how great they are!

If you ask me about economy of my country i would laugh crying. Maybe the law and taxes will be normal for my grandchilds... for sure it will be someday and Poland will be the great again... :P I'm sure about that, because we were great many times in history :P