Love / Sexual diseases! Please tell me how I go about getting tested in Poland? [103]

You have little imagination! I do not have GP here, and as I only speak a little Polish I hardly want to call attention to myself trying to make myself understood and having staffing buzzing about trying to find and English speaker to help me.

Yet again I appear to trodden inadvertently on a person’s inadequacy. With 854 posts in this forum alone in under a year, it is obvious you have no social life and hence no contact with the opposite sex; but perhaps, pani Pięści gives you all the comfort you need.

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Thank you hague1cmaeron, at last somebody who has read my original post. So by what name are these clinics known in Poland? In the UK they are "genito-urinary medicine (GUM) clinics". You do know, don't you? You do speak Polish better than me? Now come on, don't fudge the issue.

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I am at a loss to understand the vitriolic response to my post from the boy from Wroclaw, there is nothing in the post to deserve the description sleazey and scumbag; I can only speculate that I have inadvertently trodden upon an area of inadequacy in the boy’s life. As to the boy’s suggestion my girlfriend thrusts could not split a condom; perhaps the boy imagines ( and I use the word deliberately) that the missionary position is the only one, whereas in this case she was riding me like a champion jockey and with the winning post in sight she was not going to stop for anything.

As to jonni expecting warts and pus, this shows a lamentable understanding of sexually transmitted diseases, the reason why I left it three months before testing, and my resulting euphoria to be informed I was totally clean. But then neither the boy or jonni have been in my position as you cannot catch anything nasty from just your hand.

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Well its been an interesting discussion, what touching faith some people have in condoms! I couldn't be bothered to mention that due to the vigorous thrusting of my Polish girlfriend she ruptured the condom. But its been three months since the incident. I decided to go to England for testing, no language problems, skilled technicians and doctors who have not bribed their way through medical school , and confidential service. You will all be pleased to learn I am free of any infection. See you all down tyhe pub!

Love / Sexual diseases! Please tell me how I go about getting tested in Poland? [103]

wildrover
Find yourself a Polish girl who is a virgin .. Where?

Love / Sexual diseases! Please tell me how I go about getting tested in Poland? [103]

Thanks that was helpful.

Love / Sexual diseases! Please tell me how I go about getting tested in Poland? [103]

Back home they speak English and I know the name of the hospitals and hospital departments. So do I go through a doctor, or direct to a hospital, or private clinic, what is the name of the dept,l which deals with the testing of STDs?