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nott   
19 Mar 2011
History / Poland during the Renaissance [146]

Peaceful doesn't come into it.

Depends on the point of view. Poland was happy and strong enough to keep the enemies at bay by the sheer fact of being there. But if you prefer posh collections of paintings to families raising happy children free from danger of being slaughtered, then yes, Poland was a bit on the barbaric side then.
nott   
19 Mar 2011
History / Poland during the Renaissance [146]

Well... how peaceful was Italy during the Renaissance? From what I know, the 'condotieri' word gives some clues
nott   
19 Mar 2011
History / Poland during the Renaissance [146]

Golden age, and unparalleled in Europe. That's probably the reason for some sorry twats to dismiss it. Hard to imagine a country like that, for an average European, and hard to admit for the twats that they have never heard of it. 'Polish Empire just like any other'.
nott   
19 Mar 2011
History / Poland during the Renaissance [146]

Read what I said: the time that the city was the capital of pre-1918 Poland. You told us about a time when the city was under Russian occupation and the Russians decided who could and couldn't live here.

Still Warsaw was the capital, until 1918. Read what you write, then you can try and be smart.

You're right that Jews werent made to leave Warsaw then, but Poles weren't making the rules then, were they?

No they weren't, not by a long chalk. Russians needed space for Jews expelled from Russia by the chart of settlement, which was a prohibition of permanent settlement in Russia, except the Polish part.

In general, the deluge if ignorance in this thread is mind-blowing. I mean, foreigners are not necessarily supposed to know Polish history, but then, maybe, they should ask questions first, or do some easy reading, and shout out their opinions after. From what I've read here, I am completely lost. I don;t know if I'm supposed to be ashamed for Poland not having the colonies (no ambition), or by having them (the over million sq km of the neighbour's territory). All that I see here is 'shame on you, whatever'. Oh, maybe I mixed it up with the 'and proud of it' thread, but doesn't matter, really. Poles, the scum of Europe. Hitler should've done you before the Jews - remember that, Harry? I do.

The Renaissance Poland is something to admire, actually. Despite the fact that it was ruled by a Lithuanian dynasty. They got civilised quickly enough.
nott   
17 Mar 2011
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

And then back to Eastern Africa. Once in a pub I heard we all come from some ocean or what. Seems I am more educated than you.

I am Polish.

If you have Polish roots, if you feel Polish, if you have Polish loyalties, then you are Polish, whether you speak perfect contemporary Polish or not, whether you are a Polish resident or not. They don't understand that.

You will come to Poland, and you may be cheated and framed by Poles, you being naive in the new strange environment, but those thugs and thieves will take your Polishness without giving it a second thought, and they will exploit it. Family, you know. That's the worst case scenario. On average, the Nation will embrace you.

BTW, what you call an ethnicity, in Poland is a nation. Americans twisted the good old meaning of the word to create something meaningful out of a formless mix of national splinters. They succeeded, and good for them, still a Pole being an American is as good a Pole as any American Irishman is Irish, and AmItalian is Italian. Despite different experiences of everyday life.

Welcome back, have a drink.

There are only a few Poles here in these forums, so don't get confused.
nott   
16 Mar 2011
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

And that's an anti-Polish slander, Boy!!!!!!

(what is the smiley for NO SMILE, please? anybody?)

One day I will find you with a glass, you German.... German.
nott   
16 Mar 2011
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Bratwurst Boy

Yeah, I saw all that. Still, illiterate and hoping to reach NY in a paper plane.

The Vanishing Point Kowalski is a true American Hero though. One of the last pioneers, defenders of the American Way of Freedom and such. And he was supported by a blind blackie too, so he's a sterling value.
nott   
15 Mar 2011
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Kowalski confessed that he could not read
(...)
While being able to (...) he is shown to have a bit of difficulty deducing simpler machines.
(...)
he states that the paper plane would help them fly back to NY


Rather a controversial 'quite smart'... You mean 'for a Pole'?
:)
nott   
15 Mar 2011
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

I'm waiting for the day when the lead guy/hero has a name ending in "ski".

While I do agree with the gist of your post, there actually was one. Kowalski in the 'Vanishing Point'.
nott   
26 Feb 2011
Language / Harmless old-fashioned Polish swear words/phrases [159]

How about: "do kroćset" (doh krotch-set)? I'm not even trying to translate it... ;)

'to multitude of hundreds'. Probably a short form of 'do kroćset diabłów'. It's rather ancient.

But my all-time favorite old-fashioned phrase is KRUCAFUKS. Spell it: "krootza-fookhz", with an accent on the second part.

Comes from 'crucifix'. I'd say it came from adopting the German habit of swearing by holy names, Himmelherrgottkruzifix etc. Krucafuks was, and maybe still is, popular with Górals, and I heard it in Silesia too. Some people use it still, I believe.
nott   
17 Dec 2010
News / Polish President Lech Kaczynski and gov officials die in a plane crash in Russia [682]

I guess the only thing that would be accepted is for the Russians to admit that they loaded all these people on to one plane , made it take off late , somehow created bad weather , and induced the pilot to fly way below a safe height...

There is that crappy flight control thread too. Not actually pursued, rather like sidetracked by the Russian side. What I heard was first that the Polish pilot didn't know Russian numerals, then that some people are impossible to find in the immeasurable vastness of Russia under Putin and so on.
nott   
17 Dec 2010
History / Old Polish Flag [17]

So this is the right side. The Polish Eagle faces right, as most heraldic beasts do. The heraldic right is the right side of the person standing behind the shield with the coats of arms, so it's the beast's right side too.

Hand sewn, family tradition... I doubt anybody outside of your family would be able to say anything particular about this very flag, but I know you should be proud of it. Very proud. At the very least it was something ready to hang at your house after the victory, but it might've been an actual banner of an insurgents' unit. Beats my grandfather's sabre.
nott   
17 Dec 2010
Language / Z pięćdziesięciorgiem dwojgiem dzieci? [26]

nott: Dziewięcioro is a normal numeral.

'Dziewięcioro" is a collective numeral [the so-called 'liczebnik zbiorowy' in Polish]; a 'normal' numeral would be 'dziewięć'.

Is it? Why don't we use normal numerals with kids, then?

How much is it now to Burma...

Generally, we may say that the problem of the Polish collective numeral is gramatically very complex and difficult.

Nah, there must be some legit rule....

As has been shown in this thread, native speakers are confused and may change their opinions on them.

Because nobody counts hundreds of children with this accuracy! Who'd bloody care...

Shall I remind that the whole discussion had started with Nott's wrong assumption of the case of the noun which accompanies the collective numeral used in the instrumental:
nott: Ze stu dziewięćdziesięciorgiem dziewięciorgiem dziećmi. Dziećmi, not dzieci.

Yeah, right. Just point at poor nott. I was trying to be helpful...

Sigh... right, it is confusing. You need to study it to get it right. I don't have to, I am Polish born and bred, my Polish is nigh to perfect. And if not, then it's a native error, possibly a norm in the near future. And during my whole life in Poland and I never had an opportunity to say anything like 'I was strolling with 192 kids.'

Bottom line, then... it's a rather artificial problem. Unless you keep to practical numbers, like dziewięcioro.

Edit:
Thanks for the inspiration, though.
nott   
17 Dec 2010
History / Tuchola in Poland - roots of Katyn? [220]

nott: You want to develop it, make a thread, I'll show up.
What for, nott? So I waste my time on someone like you who doesn't even give a f*ck to do some research before making a claim?

I did, as in other cases, just didn't want to embarrass you too much. I didn't really care to go far beyond 'promoting gay love on stage', 'the most scandalous, thus best-selling', 'Russian director'. You want to claim him, your choice, just show me what he really did besides showing nude men in public.

It is useless. I lost my interest after your last post.

Feels bad to loose everytime, innit.

This is my last post here.

In the PF? Good.

I admitted my mistake, I do it again now, won't repeat it again. You want it chiselled in marble, get your own tools and material.

In addition, what did Germans do just 3 weeks after crossing the Oder in Peremyshel'?

They didn't get to Peremyshel' before summer 1941, boy. I don't know what they did in this shithole, possibly killed somebody. Not really interested, loads of people got killed those times.

You have been had in just 3 weeks

You have been had before anybody ever dreamed about Ukraine. Some achievement.

"In the United States Viktiuk is included in the category of "50 people in the world that shaped the second half of the twentieth century." Well, but you are the expert, right?! ;)

I bet you got tons of links with theatrical reviews about him shaping the century. Pity they don't show up in Google.

UPA had around 400,000 people in 1944 -

Nah, Nathan. They had 988 thousand, latest research by the National Historical Panel on UPA. The NHPUPA has just published it, you're out of touch. And they expect to get to 1.2 million by spring, and to 1.8 by Orthodox Christmas next Year, or maybe even to 2.1, if researching is good.

That's how you do it, Nathan. Just doubling the highest known guesstimate will take you nowhere, contemporary Ukrainian history is highly competitive. Dog eat dog, and you are a sorry amateur, face that.

not exactly soldiers,

Oh really. And not exactly in 1939. Huge Polish mistake not to befriend them in time to fight the German invasion.

nott: What with those millions of soldiers. And you are happy :)

This is not funny any more Nathan. They didn't die for your country. Most of them died as Soviet kanonenfutter, and the result of their deaths was the Ukrainian SSR, where your language was prosecuted. The same UkSSR, where millions of people died of forced starvation. Tragic, nothing to be fvcking happy about.

nott: My family comes from near the Ukrainian border, I should be naturally inclined to hate your guts, I don't

MY family still remembers UPA, first hand, Nathan. You better shut up on the topic.

You know what I remember the most? 'And he's been a good neighbour, helpful'.

nott: But show me something written in Ukrainian before the 19th century.

Written in Ruthenian. You may claim it as old-Ukrainian, and actually, from what I know, it had already split from the pre-Russian Ruthenian, but it's Ruthenian still. Nobody dreamt about Ukrainian before 19th century.

But I give you that, you are entitled to search for roots, and this root is quite feasible. Only I was thinking about something like a novel, or a poem. Original literature, you know, not a translation of a millennia old foreign book.

You know perfectly I can't fight with all c***s on PF.

Oh you can, and you might find allies here. Only you chose wrong tactic, not unlike most of Ukrainians in 1918, and in 1940ies. You want to fight everybody and win more than everything, so everybody stomps on you.

I repeat, most Poles don't understand Ukrainian hatred, and are rather sympathetic. Use it. The latest experiences are good, there's already much to build on.

Think of it, Nathan. Take a break, see a movie, relax.
nott   
16 Dec 2010
Language / Z pięćdziesięciorgiem dwojgiem dzieci? [26]

In contrast to that, the complement is declined when it meets the 'normal' numeral, e.g. spotkałem się z dwoma mężczyznami, z dwiema kobietami, szedłem z dwiema paczkami.

Dziewięcioro is a normal numeral. Just check the table at the link I provided and don't try to philosophise :) And the accompanying explanations. You got Dat. and Loc. wrong now. And this is according to my gut feeling too.

Dear foreign users of Polish - please keep out of the collective or other Polish numerals as often as you can!

Pch... I wonder what they have that I lack that they even consider learning Polish. If I had seen those declination tables before having learnt this language I'd had gone to Burma first train. Poles are a vicious, cruel, inconsiderate bunch of sadists, to force this on innocent babies.
nott   
16 Dec 2010
History / Tuchola in Poland - roots of Katyn? [220]

nott: Poltava means Russian Cossacs. Hardly a Ukrainian.

Why not. Cuts me down to size :)

You mean Poltawa where Russians beat crap out of Swedes? And out of Ukrainians too, as you say? :)

That's why Poltava was Russia for me. What where they doing there, actually, in the center of Ukraine? :)

nott: Must be too big, didn't fit.

I don't care to make a special research to find out that some Italians consider some Ukrainian worth their cup. The name is completely alien to me, and to everybody here, I bet. Nodoby to care about, obviously.

nott: Taras Shevchenko, Founder of the Ukrainian language.

Not really. 'Pre-modern Ukrainian' was 'Ruthenian.'

Ok, this is a bit of stretch. But show me something written in Ukrainian before the 19th century.

nott:Awarded Stalin Prize twice. Some Ukrainian patriot. And nobody heard of him outside USSR

Ok, maybe he was a brave man. A local hero, Nathan.

nott: A cheat, Nathan. Just like you :)

Why a cheat?

You tried to show it as some achievement.

Wow, and that is the one who lies about Poltava and Shevchenko?

Don't start with the 'lie' word, Nathan, or you'll end in the same bin with Harry.

I don't blow achievements of my nation - I simply presented them. Show me where I exaggerated, please?

You presented them from your local point of view, which is not necessarily recognized out of Ukraine, being hardly important. And you even tried to hijack a well known Russian author.

I beg you to answer me these 3 points:

Shevchenko-founder check, done
Poltava-Russian Cossacks check, done
blowing out of proportions done

Omission of answering them with honesty I am accepting as cowardness.

Feel free.

I was trying to be polite in regards to people mentioned by Pennboy, but you seem to ask me to be open. I will be.

I don't know who Drzewiecki was myself. You don't know Wajda because you lived in the USSR. Modjeska was famous, but long ago, Lukasiewicz no so very much, actually. Sklodowska is a rather basic name. But it all boils down to the fact that you can't even speak about Ukrainian culture before the 19th century.

Kopernikus was a German astronomer and I don't understand why Pennboy tries to present him as Polish - jealousy?!

He is considered Polish all over the world, due to the realities of the time. His ethnicity doesn't matter too much, as it didn't then. Doesn't matter much, Poland has a lot of spares.

Polanski is a renowned pedophile who shot "Pianist" movie, so what exactly are you proud of, frankly, beats me. His promiscuity?

He shot hell of a lot of other movies before, and those done in Poland are known in the West too. Wherever he pokes his prick in is rather irrelevant.

My point was a possibility to cooperate in defending both Ukrainian and Polish lands.

My point is there was nobody to cooperate with. Even if those 'general's were set free, they'd need some soldiers to command, which they didn't have, and some equipment to brandish, which they didn't have neither. The whole Ukraine that might've been considered an ally by anybody fitted comfortably in one small Polish camp. And in some Soviet camps, I presume.

I think it was great the way it all occurred. I am really happy :)))

And that puzzles me a bit. Poland had a chance, used it. Ukraine had a chance, buggered it magnificently. What with those millions of soldiers. And you are happy :)

Nathan, I do not want to fight you. My family comes from near the Ukrainian border, I should be naturally inclined to hate your guts, I don't. They don't neither, times has changed. Now they buy Ukrainian trade and employ Ukrainian people, and everybody is happy. Poles living a bit more to the West don't even understand the Ukrainian hate, and feel muchly disappointed that the only reasonable potential ally is looking to Russians. But if so, then so be it, we don't really need Ukraine.

It's off topic here. You want to develop it, make a thread, I'll show up. Just try to start with something not exactly infuriating.
nott   
16 Dec 2010
History / Tuchola in Poland - roots of Katyn? [220]

'Generals'. Yes they were, in Bereza. Ukrainian rabid nationalists, detained for anti-Polish activity, along a couple of thousand of others. Nathan, let me point out that one single truth: had they been able to summon, say, a 100 thousand strong army, they'd have been free. Had they been able to summon your millions of soldiers, Poland would've been a Ukrainian province since then until now.

I will just list a few Ukrainians and a brief info and you tell me:

It's like kicking a puppy...

Oleksander DovzhenkoA Soviet screenwriter, producer and director of films
His paternal ancestors were Cossacks who settled in Sosnytsia in the eighteenth century, coming from the neighbouring province of Poltava.


Poltava means Russian Cossacs. Hardly a Ukrainian. Awarded Stalin Prize twice. Some Ukrainian patriot. And nobody heard of him outside USSR, which is a good thing, rather.

Roman Viktiuk not in Wiki. Must be too big, didn't fit.

Taras Shevchenko (1814-1861) Hats off, great poet. Founder of the Ukrainian language. In the 19th century. You know, Nathan, who is considered a founder of Polish literary language and when he happened to Poland? And why so late?

Ivan Franko (1856-1916) son of a village blacksmith of German ancestry.[1] His mother was of petty Polish noble origin. What did Sokrates say about where the civilisation came from... and who was he, actually?

Lesya Ukrainka (1871-1913) Pavlo Zahrebelny (1924-2009) pity nobody knows them outside your parish

Mikhail Bulhakow well, everybody knows him, right, Master and Margerita... and most people know he was a Russian. Why didn't you claim Mickiewicz, like the Lithuanians and Bielorussians do.

Ivan Puliuj (..) 1845-1918 (..) Ukrainian physicist, inventor and patriot who has been championed as an early developer of the use of X-rays for medical imaging. His contributions were largely neglected until the end of the 20th century. He wrote on what is now known as X-rays more than decade before Roentgen

Unrecognized genius, bad luck. I sympathise. You know Siemienowicz? A Polish pioneer of rocket-science, 17th century. I know the pain, Nathan, only mine is older by some 250 years :)

Oleksander Bohomolets (1881-1946) was a famous Ukrainian physiologist, director of the Institute of Physiology in Kiev. His laboratories were located in Abkhazia and Georgia, where had a permanent research unit attached to the Academy of Sciences (1937). He founded the Institute of Experimental Biology and Pathology and the Institute of Experimental Clinical Physiology at the Ukrainian Academy of Science in Kiev. Creator of Bohomolets serum.

Why so modest, Nathan. Why not fully quote what Wiki says about this serum:

He prepared a serum named after him (Bogomolets'serum) which was intended to prolong life by 140 years. He made such promises to receive continued financial support of his work from Stalin.

A cheat, Nathan. Just like you :)

Danylo Zabolotnij (1866-1929) was a Ukrainian epidemiologist and the founder of the world's first research department of epidemiology. In 1927, he published one of the first texts in his field, Fundamentals of Epidemiology.
Zabolotnij conducted groundbreaking research on a number of infectious diseases, including cholera, diphtheria, dysentery, plague, syphilis and typhus, as well as on gangrene.

Right. And that's all what Wiki is able to say about this great scientist.

Solomija Krushelnytska - (23 September 1872 - 18 November 1952) was one of the brightest Ukrainian opera stars of the first half of the 20th century.

Bravissima. Almost 3 pages in Wiki. See Pola Negri and Modjeska.

So, actually, your list goes down to a couple of people. And the most ancient of them was born in 1814. Some cultural tradition.

And now back to your statement:

Who is twisting the truth and see things they'd like them to be?

Part of culture, Nathan, is the attitude to reality. The ability to see things as they are, and not as you'd like them to be. Ukrainian is a young nation, trying to blow its achievements up out of proportion is ridiculous and immature. As suits, but the sooner you grow up, the sooner you will be treated seriously.
nott   
15 Dec 2010
Language / Z pięćdziesięciorgiem dwojgiem dzieci? [26]

Z dwojgiem dzieci. Sounds absolutely natural.

Sense doesn't necessarily rule grammar. Seems to me somewhere there there's a switch between two grammatical constructs:
1. with (number of) children
2. with number (of children)

By logic dziewięcioro is a numeral, unlike dziewiątka, which is a collective noun. Z setką (dzieci) is Ok, collective noun. Ze (stu) dziećmi is Ok, numeral.

Z dwojgiem dzieci. Ze stu dziewięćdzięsięciorgiem dwojgiem dziećmi...

I am lost. I am waiting for somebody with a huge stamp of authority consecrated in Rome.

Edit:

'z dwojgiem dzieci' gives 321.000 Google results
'z dwojgiem dziećmi' gives 1.100 results

This confirms my instincts. Then why 'z dwoma mężczyznami' is correct also.

I guess I found something:

Składnię pozostałych liczebników wielowyrazowych dopasowuje się do ostatniego członu, np. ze sto pięćdziesięciorgiem dwojgiem dzieci,

grzegorj.w.interia.pl/gram/pl/liczeb02.html

There's (hell of a lot) more there. Happy counting :)
nott   
15 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

And the opposite of tolerance is intolerance, which is also about restricting undesirable needs.

'Intolerance' is the opposite of 'tolerance' in its dictionary meaning, not of the tolerance as applied by the Left. As you yourself admit, in fact, so no contention here.

And you don't believe in social justice?

I do, I've seen it working. My parents saw it in a rather more drastic implementation. I can see it here, to a lesser extent. The false label adds insult to injury.

Social justice is a way of levelling the subjects up so there's no opposition strong enough to challenge the set-up. Those active ones are busy struggling and looking innocent, the others are happy on their justly deserved dole. The system crashes after the dole inevitably becomes too small, and converts into post-leftist oligarchy of 'now you've got the capitalism you wanted so much, stop whining.'
nott   
15 Dec 2010
Life / During winter in Poland, does petrol in the car freezes [60]

sobieski: In the meantime does anybody have some advice how to open a solid-frozen cardoor open?
Id be inclined to poor tepid (a bit warm) water over it.

Not sure if the glass will always survive. I used a de-icer spray, alcohol, with success. In about -10, I think. Quite a lot of it. Better to protect the rubbers beforehand, a dab of vaseline works as well.
nott   
15 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

And what are these "underhanded ends"?

Social manipulation, in general. In case of tolerance, for example, it's about restricting the undesirable ideas. Social justice is about taxing people to finance the growth of leftist electorate, etc.
nott   
14 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Both of them.

Doesn't matter much. The thing is amateurish, but well observed. If you know what I mean.

the Brits go on about how racist it is

Brits are over-sensitive about racism. Unless in private, that is.
nott   
14 Dec 2010
Language / Z pięćdziesięciorgiem dwojgiem dzieci? [26]

What would you native speakers say to a streamlining grammatical reform of Polish?

No.

I have seen professional TV presenters (educated native Poles) stumble when they got to large numbers. What say ye?

Back to school.
nott   
14 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

But what's this about?...

nott: they put ketchup on everything

a British stereotype of Poles :) We put ketchup on everything. And it's based on sound foundations. Ketchup helps you to actually eat English food. Lots of ketchup. Helps a lot.

There's one exception, though, fish and chips. They got good fish here.

nott: Orchestrated Anti-Polish campaign

i think i would ask for more proof than the fact that the Irish like to drink...

I think you would. Only it's me who's asking. Not that I am trying to be difficult, I just can't see a natural reason, so I'm assuming a reasonable explanation. Like, was there a channel, or a program, specialising in Italian jokes?

This reasonable explanation of mine is not the answer still. Still we do not know the reason for this campaign, do we? Although some ideas may lurk around.

America might have dumb Polack stereotypes, we have dumb Paddy stereotypes, France has dumb Arab stereotypes, Germany has dumb Turk stereotypes, Poland has dumb America/Russia stereotypes,

Thick Paddy in England has historical roots. Rather strong interaction and the need to denigrate the wronged nation. French and German stereotypes about Arabs and Turks (if it's true) come from the massive and troublesome recent migration. Polish jokes on dumb Russians are just a part of 'Russian jokes', and have easy to spot historical reasons too. America is a big, easy target for everybody, still the majority of jokes about Americans are not about their stupidity.

Poland and Poles, for Americans, were either non-existent or unimportant, few of them knew what this ethnicity was about. America never hand any contact with Poland, and Polish migration was incomparable with the recent Muslim deluge. Poles integrated just like any other nation. Poles didn't show any striking vice, like Italians, or the Irish - so they were hit by the ever handy 'stupid X' stereotype. The question is, why.

Unless you really can prove what you claim - that, unlike other countries, Poland exported a mass of idiots. Or that idiocy is national Polish characteristics, so there was nothing else to export.