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Dougpol2   
11 May 2010
Life / Free online Polish Television (TVN). [15]

Some are free while others cost little money to watch.

Now that is a stupid business model. Pay to view? Don't think so somehow. Advert supported maybe.....
Dougpol2   
13 May 2010
Life / Driving test, English speaking driving school in Warsaw? [95]

That's no disadvantage - a full Polish licence is far more useful than an American one.

Not true.

The editor of Gazeta Wyborzca used to dine out on this story. He went into a liquor store outside his hotel in Illinois and asked for a bottle of gin (why gin and not vodka he didn't elaborate - presumably he likes gin )

When asked for an Illinois drivers licence as proof of age.he proffered his Polish passport (he was 24 at the time.

Whereby he got the retort "I didn't ask for your godamn passport - the law requires I ask to see your state driving licence".

Friend answered that he didn't possess one ( being a tourist on a write-up for said paper)

"Well - I can't sell you any liquor without an Illinois licence sir..."

This is gospel for crying out loud. Lol.

On the way back to his hotel, thirsty and disgruntled, he got cited by the traffic cops for walking on the turnpike (there was no walkway, or pavement in B Eng, because the whole population used the petrol driven horse and nobody walked anywhere)
Dougpol2   
13 May 2010
Life / Driving test, English speaking driving school in Warsaw? [95]

But who would want to drink any American alcohol anyway? ;)

Not anyone in their right mind. There was Millers, and then there was Miller Lite. Words fail.....

There's England v USA in just 4 weeks. I'll probably be back on the beer for the first time since New Year and on the Budweiser.

The real one, not the American gnats pizz :)

Amazing that Mel Gibson was over the alchohol limit, American beer doesn't have any alcohol does it? Presumably that's why - to "allow" them to drinkl and drive?

Though Poland's nasty sugar beer with high liver rotting alcholic content didn't a top 2000 people getting nicked for drink driving over Easter. Do they have to redo the test?

more work for the driving schools then!
Dougpol2   
13 May 2010
News / ANTI-POLONISM IN EUROPE [39]

No - just a desperate insult when they've lost an argument or have no real reason. Whenever I have a debate with anyone in England and am critical of something, they often say, "well, **** off back to Poland then if it's so great" ( suggesting of course, that compared to magic Britain, it isin't!)
Dougpol2   
13 May 2010
Life / Driving test, English speaking driving school in Warsaw? [95]

it was about 2500 Plz.

Outrageous! To take a test in Britain costs what? 40 quid? It's up to you how you prepare. If you aren't ready to step up, the examiner will stop the test, and drive the test car back to the Driving test centre. Game over!

None of this 500 quid to learn to drive nonsense; it's a state sponsored rip off.
Get the kids out on some Sunday open space for practice, a few lessons with the old instructor, a few with their da, and they're away.

1500 zl max is what it's worth IMO
Dougpol2   
14 May 2010
Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

I have known Poles all my life - my "uncle" was from Plock.

My generalisations or rather stereotypes:

Likeable: Very sociable, inquisitive,
generous to those they are introduced to formally,
Cultured (Polish studies to 18...) have plenty to say (interesting),
Hard working so generally happy to lend a hand (paid or favour) when you're in a spot, will help you out on a Sunday - eg if your car breaks down outside their workshop during their Sunday lunch.

Up for a party (unlike some tedious Brits of the Katowice past lol),
Extremely affectionate to those they care about.....
Families tight, as it should be
Artistic: Great blues players, and so on. Rock on SBB and Ryszard :)
Competitive
Great self discipline - don't let themselves go like slob Anglo-Saxons do
Know that dentists exist and what they are for
Brave and wont take any shite, plenty of spunk, just like us Brits!

Not so likeable:

Apparent unfriendliness: Paradoxes abound from the above stertypical nonsense....:It freaks me out when I'm sitting on a log in the forest munching through my sandwiches, and some mushroom picker or hiker comes along. An Anglo-Saxon would think it's normal to say hello, in whatever appropriate register. Well, most poles don't.

Poles are quite obsessed with money. I can never buy a bargain at any of their computer or electronic markets/ car boots as they always value everything too highly, and second hand really is just not worth the asking price, and they are strangely unable to haggle or take it as an affront,

Snobbery. Constant questions like how much did that cost you? Why do you drive a ten year old car? Lol
Judgemental - usually about the private life of somebody who is "family" or neighbour,but it really is none of their concern
Know all experts - my mother in law has apparently majored in at least 10 disciplines and is a master banker to boot.
Complainers as has been stated. "Communism could never work; but capitalism isin't working either"
Non P.C. at best - cloaked under the excuse of "he's just different and I don't understand"
TV images of thousands of dismembered dead bodies on the streets of Rwanda draw no comment at all - presumably because they are black - while two men kissing at a civil ceremony in San Francisco brings snorts of revulsion

Annoyingly self smug about religion. "I took communion today, so I qualify - you don't"
As somebody else said - like the Japanese, the word sorry is too often missing and can lead to clashes, not that Poles are confrontational, they just think that a money back offer for faulty goods is enough......

Shameless and always think they "got away with it" as in - "Yes, I was in the Party, but you had to be in it to change it" - LOL
Dougpol2   
14 May 2010
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

v never cheated either but TripTic most men cheat and i reckon if people were honest theres a far higher percentage of men than women

In the UK apparently not - more women than men have affairs...... Or maybe the men don't admit to it even in a sex survey - short of an Orwellian police state with hidden screening everywhere, or honest sampling, there really is no way of knowing.
Dougpol2   
18 May 2010
News / Flood situation worsens in southern Poland [119]

People in Malapolska are complaining as usual - that the mountain rivers are not regulated by channels and dams.
Sorry but I the tax payer am certainly not going to pay for them to erect their houses in a rural idyll near a river.

The solution is simple - build a house on higher ground - or be properly insured. You'll get **** all of my taxes if I have any choice in the matter. :((
Dougpol2   
19 May 2010
Work / Moving to Poland from the USA. Question concerning CELTA certificate.I need help [32]

I've heard nothing but scare stories about how difficult it is?

Just learn to be a brown-noser and you'll be fine. The RSA was originally created by that chap who created International House, to earn himself a few bob, and to act to teaching like a driving licence does to driving.

Just because one holds the modern equivalent doesn't mean one can teach, just as a driving licence doesn't prove much either.
The difference is that there isin't any arse licking to be done when training for one of the above.
Dougpol2   
20 May 2010
Work / Moving to Poland from the USA. Question concerning CELTA certificate.I need help [32]

still I chose to do the CELTA. It is a worthy investment and many who are serious ask for it.

The Celta - I would say to the original poster, It gives some self-confidence, and a passport. Some will live without it - horses for courses, it takes the heat off a little as another poster just said. Still, what does it really prove? Not sure if I ever expect to be hired, or would hire a teach, on that 700 quid piece of parchment alone.

Some can, some can't......... and before I criticise others I always look to myself - hope the trainers do too!
Dougpol2   
20 May 2010
Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]

Lubelski pils is excellent but Zwierzyniec is sublime, by far and away my favourite pasteurised Polish beer

Back on the beer this weekend for my good friend the Doctor's graduation ceremony. Will try that Zywe stuff and hunt out the above in the delis of Katowice........

Chocs away!
Dougpol2   
20 May 2010
Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]

Also worth checking would be Piotr i Pawel and Bomi supermarkets.

Thanks for that - BTW the first is great (though eccentrically priced - some of their British beers are cheaper than Tesco, their wines are 2o per cent marked up....

They have fantastic Italian cake too :)))))

Bomi are absolute shite.
Dougpol2   
20 May 2010
Travel / Indian or Mexican food in Warsaw. [60]

I don't get it - why do so many restaurants (and pubs) in Poland seem to think that loud music is an essential? No-one seems to want it, yet they still do it...why?! It's a great mystery to me - as is the great way that you can offer to make a reservation for 20+ people on condition that they turn the music down to background level - and many of them say no!

Doubled.

The teaching handbook says NOT to criticise your new country of abode - but as we are seasoned taxpayers methinks we should sneer wherever we are faced with this appalling affront.

Unless it's tastefully done music and to background hum levels, at the staff's first refusal to down the blighter (usually that old pratt radio RMF), I simply get the family reunited with their coats pronto and insist that we have it away on our toes.
Dougpol2   
24 May 2010
News / Flood situation worsens in southern Poland [119]

I am told that God loves us, so I am sure he will help all those people who he has caused great damage to, other wise we will have to add In absentia, for gross neglect.

LOl - TVN 24 had an image of a woman supplicating herself on her knees on a village road.
It's simple really = don't build illegal housing, stamp out unregulated building - bulldoze buildings that are the result of corruption.

As before - zero sympathy from me, only smirks, for the new villa people who have ruined the Polish countryside with their tasteless and bribed creations.
Dougpol2   
26 May 2010
Law / What are the bike laws in Poland? [30]

It's interesting that the opposite applies in the Czech Republic. Where there are bike lanes provided, as in Karvina for example. you must use them. If you cycle on the road you are busted.

Confusing........
Dougpol2   
26 May 2010
Travel / Anything and Everything worthwhile about Warsaw to share [23]

Warsaw is a communist shithole and full of Gorals........and the worst kind of snobs. Overpriced too. What's there to love about a third rate capital city? It was really something before the war - the Nazis did an evil job on it - but the new democratic Poland missed a trick in not downing that Soviet layered cake montrosity and also not investing in logical public infrastructure like a new and safe central railway station for starters.

Away from your yuppie gated communities and your new city crescents and your new city condiminiums, which are all just plastic anyway - Warsaw is a ruin and a dump and will be just that for the next 50 years.

Wroclaw with proper planning and it's beautiful German architechture is light years ahead.
Dougpol2   
26 May 2010
Travel / Anything and Everything worthwhile about Warsaw to share [23]

Isin't that half the fun of un-blitzed cities like London and Paris - getting lost? It's not Warsaw's fault what has happened to it - but the poster got up my nose by referring to the fact, by insinuation, that Warsaw is a money mans' dream.

It has precious little else going for it - unless you're born and bred there and have an affinity for it and the successful yuppie life to match - in which case, Paris or London.............. :))

i beg to differ

I forgot to use the second conditonal :))
Dougpol2   
26 May 2010
Travel / Anything and Everything worthwhile about Warsaw to share [23]

LOL Moley - loving your Razz. Don't like capital cities, lived in london for ten years......
But fair play to you - Poland needs a capital - just keep those above themselves Warsavians away from my winter abode please! :)

the one thing I currently dislike about Warszawa is the restaurants as they do not have to try, so the standard and quality has dropped across the board.

Isin't that a (new market) Polish thing? 'One business "conquered" - bored with that, must try something new' - admirable in a way. Bad for the consumer of course!
Dougpol2   
27 May 2010
Life / English channels on Poland's Cyfra+ [13]

Polsat is best for English channels - it has BBC Entertainment, Eurosport English, Classic sports, etc....

Astra 2C with a Panasonic box is better - with a normal sized dish can pick up BBC news channel with World Cup on the Red Button for the World Cup, Wimbledon and the British Open.

Perfick!

As before, and I repeat - you can watch ALL UK TV on the net, on a high quality stream - for free.
Dougpol2   
28 May 2010
News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [404]

Lets try again - it's obviously too much for the American censors of this forum.

What is the point in your silly little forum if posters cant speak?

The land of the free? What is this ****?

We were having a good debate there and you Yanks went and pulled the posts, unless you've just shipped them somewhere else.

I hope you are proud of yourselves but you are making yoursleves look bigoted and foolish, along the lines of that Republican Fox News shite.
Dougpol2   
28 May 2010
News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [404]

I'm guessing it was off topic so it was moved to Random.

Just start a thread on how the UK betrayed its alliance with Poland and I'll post there.

LOL - It wasn't OT - Poland doesn't need the Patriot at all - but wants to brown-nose the very people who didn't want to aid the country in the Second World War - until they were attacked by the Yellow Peril.

The UK supported Poland and it's servicemen died for Poland, and the Poles in turn who got out bravely carried on the fight. The Americans on the other hand were worse than useless until personally challenged themselves.

Better have some respect and gratitude for British sacrifice. But that's not the Polish way is it?

I'm guessing with a strong military, they will be more willing to defy economic and military threats.

But Poland doesn't need a strong military Convex, that is my point. The economy matters, and what matters is that Tusk stops handing out 100.000 zlotys to every bloke who's had his house damaged by subsidence.

I've got a drink problem. I can't afford it. Should I ask this socialist government for a handout?

Socialist handouts and outdated weapons systems are not needed. The borders of Poland are inviolate, because Russia or anybody else knows the Nato Charter all too well.

As an idiot taxpayer and ZUS bleeder, I am absolutely furious at this Tusk government now and he can **** right off.
Dougpol2   
29 May 2010
News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [404]

Exactly Convex - couldn't have put it better myself - and in a country where the constant excuse is " niestety, nie mamy pieniedzy", it's an absolute disgrace.

There are more important problems - for example, the economy?

Ah - wait a minute - that would involve creative thinking :((