/ You've been in Poland a while if ....
These may or may not be applicable to other people:
You raise your eyebrows and question 3zl as being expensive for parking.
You can select a wicked bit of kielbasa/szynka just by looking
In your mind, LHD cars make more sense than RHD's.
You know Poland has the second oldest constitution in the world.
You actually greet and are greeted with Dzien Dobry (as opposed to the incorrect stereotype in England, where your neighbour of 20 years has never said 'good morning/afternoon/evening'.
You eagerly await truskawki season, picturing a carrier bag full of strawberries for 6zl.
You know who Boleslaw Chrobry was and have wondered (at some stage) if he was chronically ill.
You know at least 3 x of each of the following: Anna, Iza, Magda
25% of your time is spent speaking about your building project (out of the city)
You're blase after seeing a particularly shocking piece of driving
Roads wouldn't look complete without Reklami