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Posts by jacob_89  

Joined: 5 Oct 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 11 Feb 2010
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Posts: Total: 23 / Live: 8 / Archived: 15
From: Poland, Szczecin
Speaks Polish?: Yes
Interests: music, foreign languages, movies, football

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jacob_89   
11 Feb 2010
Life / You are Polish if... [433]

you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back

You're a Polish woman if you went to the UK, use kilograms of makeup everyday and dye your hair in most unnaturally looking colors, wear too short t-shirts so everyone can see the ring in your navel, you forgot you had some boyfriend in Poland and your new boyfriend is an oddly brown shorter than you British whose name is Mahmood or anyhow similar and even though you've known him for a couple of weeks you're pregnant with him already, you don't even realize everyone around including your habibi considers you as a piece of crap because you're a Polish and everyone in Poland thinks Polish women are the most beautiful so you claimed that as a fact.

you are polish if you take something from a shop without paying

you are polish if your mother left you in the hospital and didnt come back!!!!

you are polish if you eat the Queen's swans .

you are polish if you went to work in the uk , you left your wife and kids behind
and you dont want to go back

what's actually your problem alfonso ? Got fired from job ?
jacob_89   
31 May 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

I don't hate Poland but there are some things i hate ABOUT Poland:
- beaurocracy
- Polish roads
- too much hatred for homosexual people
- dresiarze, menele etc.
- lacks in personal hygiene among many people
- too little tolerance for people who are even a bit different (piercing, wierd clothing, strange haircut etc.)
- high rates of unemployment
- wages compared to costs of living
- music culture - too little stations playing metal/rock/alternative music. Pop/techno/electro/disco music everywhere !
- people who think it makes them cool to play some crap techno loud in trams and buses.
- Poland still lives in the past. We should think more about our future.
- too many arguments in Polish parliament.
- too many Polish girls looking like barbie dolls - fake-looking dyed hair, fake tan, too much make-up. Too many of them are extremely easy for Arabs/Blacks/Indians etc.

- huge parts of Polish cities are old ruined "kamienice" and dull communistic blockhouses
- too much vandalism
- pressure. you have to work/study like a ******* ant. harder ! stronger ! faster ! schneller schneller !
- too little parking places in Polish cities.
- Police being strict about little unimportant issues and doing nothing about serious problems.
- huge influence of the catholic church in public life and politics.
- Polish men should care about themselves more. Not everyone looks cool with shaved hair, really. Some better clothes than tracksuit trousers and hooded-sweatshirt would be necessary as well. They drink too much bear and they should care about the hygiene much more.

- I wish there was less corruption, hooligans and more modern stadiums in Poland.

It can look like i hate this country but i don't. This is where i was born and the country i hope to involve my future.

Polish people are hardcore Slavs.

Yeah, you can tell them "Stop being so slavic !" and they keep on doing that !
jacob_89   
12 Apr 2009
Love / Top 5 Cities with most beautiful/ugly girls in whole Poland [65]

After being in Poland for some days,girls in other countries seem ugly and Poland is the only country where this happens.

Actually as a Pole i have to claim that from all the countries i visited girls in Hungary seemed to be the most attractive to me. But it was only 1 day in Budapest and hey, i live in Szczecin, lol (

the ugliest girls in whole Poland

2.Szczecin

)
Many Polish girls use too much make-up and think that the more fried at a sunbed they are the better they look. Simply too many dumb techno-lovers.
jacob_89   
25 Jan 2009
Travel / Entering Poland from Germany on the A4 motorway [23]

Something against metal ? The music in the background rocks ! You should consider listening to Radio Maryja or Eska with dumb plastic pop. Everything's under construction. Don't judge whole the highway because of one, unfinished part.
jacob_89   
19 Nov 2008
Life / Reasons for moving to Poland [291]

1. Job - VERY good wage, exact match to my areas of interests/skills/PhD, etc.

hmm... i always thought Polish wages are a reason why people DON'T want to move to Poland.