Off-Topic / English teachers - 'functioning alcoholics with a superiority complex' [54]

Sorry to dig up an old topic, but I've had such a giggle today reading through the archives.

'functioning alcoholics with a superiority complex'

'jaded, angry with the world for letting them down, homesick for their mothers'

I've been tarred with this brush many a time, but I'm like a duck....

So, hands up. Who's an English teacher?! :-)

(I suspect a few :-p)

Oh! They must be still in bed, nursing a hangover! :-p