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Posts by Lazarus  

Joined: 19 May 2020 / Male ♂
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Last Post: 26 Nov 2025
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Lazarus   
22 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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22 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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18 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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Lazarus   
18 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

it has been averaging between six or seven years to double my money and you are jealous because you don't have the brains to do it

LOL! Yet again the Michigan Mystic tries to boast about his inability to match the market! If somebody merely tracked the S&P 500 instead of trying to pick winners, they'd have doubled their money in just five years. And to double one's money by tracking the Nasdaq, one would have needed to invest in October 2022, less than half the time the Michigan Mystic claims he's able to double his fantasy money.

I saw a bona fide musical genius say it best:
He's the Michigan Mystic, a legend in his mind
In the real world, he's just another loser left behind
He's just a joke, a fraud, a story I'm sick of tellin'
While his whole damn world is failin'.

Lazarus   
17 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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17 Jul 2025
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17 Jul 2025
Life / A warning to Poland: Germany's catastrophic immigration policy: 80-90% criminal manhunts are ARABS / foreigner [83]

Why did Euro voters want all these Muslim migrants?

Maybe something to do with them not being bigots? Maybe it's connected for the need in Europe for people to fill the jobs left empty by an aging population? Perhaps it's due to large parts of Europe having experienced war in living memory and so understanding that sometimes people need a safe place to go to?
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Remembering Adrian [24]

I gave her the link to this thread already..

Thank you.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Remembering Adrian [24]

I said exactly the same thing to his mother when I spoke to her recently

Could you possibly pass on to her the sentiments expressed in this thread?
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1070]

In Poland, you don't have the right to self-defense.

I noticed it, I just filed it under "Yet more proof that Novi knows nothing about Poland".

But perhaps you'd care to read Art. 25(1) of the Polish Penal Code?
1. Anyone who, out of necessary self-defence, repels a direct illegal attack on any legally protected interest is not deemed to have committed an offence.

Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [972]

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16 Jul 2025
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16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [595]

Neither are you, German boy!

You mean jimmy rapist is a hun?! That would make sense actually, would explain his gluttony and his tendency to fantasize about being hugely important and powerful. Would also explain why he hates Brits, and why Poles hate him.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

Must be lonely on top of all that imaginary money.

Must be even lonelier when the fantasist realises that everybody is laughing at home because he can't even do simple maths that a five-year old can manage, e.g. dividing 72 by 20, and so demonstrates to us that his fantasies are just fantasies.

Anyway, in other news, did you see that Orlen hit 89 the other day? Nice of Delph to give us that tip on Boxing Day, wasn't it. And I see they'll be paying out the dividend on 1 September. PLN 6.00 per share, which is a 12.5% return for us. I think I might use some of my pay-out to buy a bag of nails on Amazon and have them sent to the Michigan Mystic so he can get Lil' Stabby to fix his roof.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [595]

From my experience Poles are as likely to have a nice smile as other humans are. I guess the issue her is that jimmy rapist is comparing a fantasy Pole with Poles he actually met, and there's a very good reason why the Poles he met weren't likely to smile.

I've never heard of Poles liking food in America

I wonder if Jimmy's fantasy Pole also told him about how bread in America is much better than bread in Poland.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [809]

So what is your definition of a woman?

Somebody who covers her drink when you walk into the bar.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

sat here arguing with strangers online.

That's the thing, jimmy rapist is too numerically illiterate that he can't even get his argument straight and so instead posts things here showing that he's lying. For example, he claimed that he makes
a 20% return on my money overall.

But then he tries to show off about knowing "the rule of 72" and says
To use the rule of 72, divide 72 by the fixed rate of return to get the rough number of years it will take for your initial investment to double..

Because he's too retarded to be able to divide 72 by 20. If he could divide 72 by 20, he'd know that a 20% rate of return means one would double one's money in 3.6 years.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

He sounds like an angry pensioner shouting at pigeons,

He would be exactly that, but he tried to invest his pension in the stock market and very quickly, but painfully, discovered that trading really is not an activity for people who can't even cope with simple percentages.

Jimmy rapist is so numerically illiterate that he thought 72 / 20 = 6! He claimed that he's getting a 20% return on his money and doubling his money every six year! LOL! What a f*cking retard!
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

The only thing Jim's got 350% of is hot air.

That's not true! Jimmy rapist has got at least a 350% higher chance than any other poster here of trying to boast about getting below market rate returns. Nobody else has done that even once yet but jimmy rapist has now done that six times! My favourite is when he tried to boast about getting a 1% fantasy return on some stocks when the market had gone up by 300% of that much! LOL! What a f*cking moron!
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

I have been doing it ever six years with the help of my trading charts.

LOL! Look what the S&P 500 and Nasdaq have returned over the last six years. Jimmy rapist claims he got 100% growth in six years, but in that time the S&P 500 is up 108% and Nasdaq up 150%. So yet again the Michigan Mystic boasting about getting fantasy returns which are well below what one would get by just tracking the market! What a f*cking retard!
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Remembering Adrian [24]

He drink with deepak alot.

Adrian certainly had his demons. And eventually his demons had him. It's frighteningly easy for that to happen. As Bill Hicks put it: Anybody can be an alcoholic. All you need is the right friend, the right girl and the right bar and you'll be well on your way.

Not good man.

I think he probably was a good person (he certainly had the potential to be) when he wasn't in an altered state. Unfortunately he literally wasn't himself for a lot of the time.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

people who try to make a fast buck and have very few morals or ethics.

One of the good things about the stock market is the way that it consumes those who think they're smart. If somebody thinks they know better than Warren Buffet's entire team but in reality they can't tell the difference between percentage change and change in points, they'll very quickly lose their little all.
A superb example of this is a certain retired car mechanic who lives in a shack in Michigan and looks at these numbers
SMI Jul 7 Open 11,969.52 High 11,983.33 Low 11,933.89 Close 11954.54
and says SMI
is down minus 18% today.

He so quickly lost the small amount he saved that he needed to rent a room in his shack to a convicted paedophile and his wife had to mind children into her 80s. But he's so financially illiterate that he claims:
I am happy with making a 20% return on my money overall.

And then talks about "the rule of 72", claiming
You would need to earn 10% per year to double your money in a little over seven years.
I have been doing it ever six years with the help of my trading charts.

But if 72 / x = 6 (i.e. somebody doubles their money in 6 years), x = 12, so Jim has just given us a rule which shows he's lying when he claims he makes 20% a year. LOL! What a f*cking moron! Does anybody need any further proof that jim rapist is completely illiterate when it comes to finances, and even simple percentages?!
Lazarus   
14 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

Basically people who try to make a fast buck and have very few morals or ethics.

The most hilarious thing is that those people are too dumb to realise what they're trying to compete with. The quality of analyst reports nowadays is so good and the analysts are so specialised. Those are very intelligent, very well educated experts in their fields, and all they do all day every day is research their very narrow area of expertise and write reports about it. And they have access to far better and deeper info than entirely untrained high school drop-out living in a shack in the woods has.

The problem is that those reports cost quite a lot (because staff such as those described above demand good wages), so you need to be managing a minimum of $100 million before the cost of the reports is outweighed by the advantage they supply.

That said, some people are so hilariously financially illiterate that they come out with sh!t such as

I am happy with making a 20% return on my money overall.

For context, Warren Buffet, arguably the greatest investor of all time and currently the ninth richest person in the world, couldn't get a 20% return. The fund he ran gave a compounded return between 1965 and 2024 of 19.9%. But the Michigan Mystic reckons he can beat that while "play[ing] it safe"! LOL
Lazarus   
13 Jul 2025
News / How will Trump's trade tariffs affect Poland? [74]

If he raises tariffs he is just an idiot.

Yes, but he clearly is an idiot anyway. I have no idea how it's possible to go bankrupt when running a casino but he managed to do it three times.

If Trump doesn't raise tariffs, he is a damn liar.

Yes, but he is a damn liar anyway, as shown by the $83.3 million he has to pay to E. Jean Carroll (plus another $5 million for raping her).
Lazarus   
13 Jul 2025
News / How will Trump's trade tariffs affect Poland? [74]

That was expected

S&P 500 is up 6.6% since Don TACO took office. In that same period the S&P 50 Asia is up 19.7%, the DAX is up 21.1% and the WIG is up 29.9%. The growth over the last three months is entirely due to the world realising that Trump Always Chickens Out and his rants about 150% tariffs mean absolutely nothing.