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Last Post: 18 Dec 2025
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Lazarus   
16 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [913]

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16 Sep 2025
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16 Sep 2025
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16 Sep 2025
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16 Sep 2025
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16 Sep 2025
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15 Sep 2025
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15 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [747]

A new low, even for poor dumb jimmy: now he's claiming that three is the same as "a single"! LOL! What a f*cking retard! No wonder he can't tell you what a quarter of 16 is. Hoot!
Lazarus   
15 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [747]

And poor dumb jimmy is still to dumb to understand that a PPK is not the same as an IKZE! LOL! Next he'll be answering questions about a PPO by talking about an IZE.

You can open a single IKE with a bank or investment fund

Poor dumb jimmy, so dumb that he believes every word AI tells him! Of course one can have more than a single IKE. I have three (one with Alior, opened to make use of their commission-free purchases of WSE-listed ETFs; one with BOSSA, opened to take advantage of their commission-free FX transactions in order to purchase non-WSE-listed ETFs; and one with XTB, opened to make use of their 0% commission on shares). The point is that one cannot invest more than the annual limit each year.
Lazarus   
15 Sep 2025
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [816]

I don't think this is about the quality of life in Madrid. It's just that Madrid rhymes well.

You're completely right. The quality of life in Madrid is far lower than in cities such as Valencia or Monte Carlo, but one needs to have been to Europe to know that, so the poor dumb one doesn't know it.
And one needs to know Polish to understand that Życie and Madrycie rhyme, so that also counts out the poor dumb one.
Lazarus   
15 Sep 2025
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [816]

People never believe me when I say I can spot unedited AI writing....

To be fair, some of it is his own work, given that there's no AI out there so stupid as to write "residence" when it means "residents".

Makes sense. We say "manana manana".

A Polish friend once explained "Jutro, jutro" as meaning "It's like manana manana but without the sense of urgency."
Lazarus   
15 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [747]

How amusing: the Michigan Mystic has learned how to put questions into Chat GPT! Just look at that punctuation, LOL! What a pity that he's too ignorant of Poland to understand that a PPK is not the same as an IKZE. Although perhaps from his perspective they are both the same: they're things he'll never have, because both require investments of actual money rather than the fantasy dollars poor dumb jimmy uses to do things such as buying a $1.6 million position in Tesla. But because poor dumb jimmy is too dumb to know that total account value is assets less liabilities, and too dumb to know how much a quarter of 16 is, he tried to claim he'd made a profit of $456,000 when shares worth $1.6 million went up by 21.91%! Hoot !
Lazarus   
14 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Utter philistinism...

I was in Fukier in the late '90s (3 January '98) and the only other table in there were to badly dressed gentlemen who spoke Russian to each other and English to the two ladies of negotiable affection who were with them (the ladies were speaking to each other in hilariously bad French) and to the waiter. At the end of the meal they asked the sommelier which is the most expensive bottle cognac he can offer. He replied that they had a couple of bottles of Louis XIII in the cellar and that's the best they have. "It is the most expensive?" "Yes, it is also the most expensive. It's $12,000." "We'll take it." So, out comes this glorious looking bottle, it's poured for one of them, he sniffs it, samples it, nods and says "Please pour for everybody. And bring us four bottles of Coke."
Lazarus   
14 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / PF Poster Polonius3 - Sad news [21]

I always thought he had something to do with the owners of the forum, was that the case?

No connection that I'm aware of.

I think it's two different people. He wrote differently from the Poloniusz

Definitely two different people, and the living one is a good six decades younger than the other one.
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14 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [913]

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11 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

What is there to understand?

Why spend 250zl and then mix with tonic when you can spend half that and get something that tastes almost identical? I'm sure that I can tell Harris gin from Gordon's ten times out of ten but I'd be struggling if they were mixed 50:250 with tonic. It'd be easier with something more distinctive, like Monkey 47, but even then the tonic would kill the flavours.
Lazarus   
11 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Makes no difference really since you always dilute it rather than drink it neat

Speak for yourself! I put a drop of water into some whiskies, to open up the aromas, put literally one or two millilitres in a 50ml pour. As for gin, anything under naval strength I always drink neat, and naval strength I mix 3:1 with sparkling water. I simply don't understand people who apend 250zl on a bottle of gin and then drown it in tonic.
Lazarus   
8 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

he liked the gin best, 9/10. He probably wasn't a great wine connoisseur.

Not a gin fan either, that's a terrible gin. Bottled by a wine company using commercial spirit. Anyone selling a gin that's 37.5% is far more interested in money than gin.

Talking of gin, the Warsaw whiskey and gin festival is 10 and 11 October. Highly recommended.
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8 Sep 2025
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5 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Why such exotic wines?

I don't think those are even vaguely exotic these days. You'll find both in every Biedronka in Poland. As for why I like them, Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay and Shiraz account for abput 90% of the wine I drink in Poland.
Lazarus   
2 Sep 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

several times more expensive than good European wines.

I was at the Jasło wine festival on Sunday. There were some pretty decent wines there but everything was at least double what similar quality wines from New Zealand and Australia cost.
Lazarus   
27 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [840]

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Lazarus   
27 Aug 2025
News / Taxes, taxes everywhere [35]

you gave nothing

You didn't ask what I gave, you asked what I paid. I gave exactly as much as I would paid if I had the choice. But I didn't have the choice: the government took it from me and gave it to the Polish Catholic church.

That's f*cking insane.

Tell me about it. Very easy to see why so many Poles cheat on their taxes. (Personally I prefer to be annoyingly honest with the tax bastards: they expect everybody to cheat and somebody being too honest makes them think that the person is getting away with murder somewhere but they can't see where.)
Lazarus   
27 Aug 2025
News / Taxes, taxes everywhere [35]

Last year, how much did you pay towards funding a church in Poland?

Too much. Last I saw the state gave about PLN 9 billion a year to religious organisations, with 95% of that going to the Polish Catholic church. With Poland's total government expenditure being around PLN 1,067 billion, that would suggest that 0.84% of what I paid in total taxes (PIT, ZUS and VAT, plus excise and other taxes) went to religious organisations. I'd far rather have that amount in cash.

More or less the same as it costs to look after Polish kids

Actually it's less. Mostly because the lack of specialists able to diagnose kids who don't speak fluent Polish means that few of them get intensive (i.e. expensive) assistance provided to kids that speak fluent Polish. Also, and here I'm sharing the opinion of a Polish-Ukrainian child psychologist, Ukrainian parents are more likely than Polish parents to think their kids need a smack than professional assistance.

And these rises must be borne by all

No. Some people are already taxed quite enough. Today I saw a payslip with a gross amount of slightly over PLN 19,000 and a net amount of slightly under 9,000. Of course when that nine is spent, 23% of it will go as VAT, meaning the person gets goods with a value of 7,300 ish. And the 19k actually cost the employer about 23,200, as we need to add to that the employer's ZUS contributions. So, in exchange for work valued by an employer at 23,180zl that person gets goods valued at 31.5% of that amount and the government gets 68.5% of the dosh to do with as it wishes.
Lazarus   
27 Aug 2025
History / What do Poles owe to Romanians? [16]

Poles elected a known socialist, Wojciech Jaruzelski, as the president of Poland.

That's not exactly true. Jaruzelski was elected president by the parliament of Poland, not by the people of Poland.
Lazarus   
26 Aug 2025
News / Taxes, taxes everywhere [35]

But the good news is that a church tax is being considered. If that comes in only people who want to fund a church will have taxes taken from them to fund any church.
Lazarus   
26 Aug 2025
News / Poles drinking more than ever, as incomes rise. [32]

you can get Stone's Green Ginger Wine very cheaply (surprisingly so) online in Poland.

Unfortunately not any longer: I just checked the Dar Wina website and they don't have any.

But Lidl's online store (click and collect at any Lidl) has some excellent gins. I just ordered a bottle of Edinburgh Seaside and a bottle of Tanqueray No. 10. PLN 280 for the pair. The Tanqueray No. 10 is a revelation if you've ever tried the regular Tanqueray.
Lazarus   
20 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / The agreement in Alaska between the US and Russia. [43]

He's been right about the time.

To be fair, I've never seen Just Dance Vance trying to discuss anything with Rich, which is most certainly the right thing to do.
Lazarus   
17 Aug 2025
Travel / Holidays in Poland, is it still worth coming here? [22]

My problem would be the ferry.

There are airports on most of the islands, including one which doesn't have a runway, instead the planes land on the beach when the tide is out.