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Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [445]

How to tell a woman driver from a man...

When the cop tells the woman to "step out of the car", she will try to talk him to death. They never succeed but always try.

The guy will take off and go 130 miles until he gets PITed, crashes, or his tires get spiked flat.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

Even visiting is hard...Here, I pack my stuff and hit the road.

Everybody speaks English, the nearest restroom is always within 10 minutes or less, no 12 hours on the plane or getting on one...I don't have to carry anything...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

...for a very simple reason...

One day, your wife will die...

Next day and till you die you will be the loneliest old guy in the country...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

along with the hand kiss,

The sickest custom ever...especially in a country without soap, water, and towels in public restrooms - if you can find one...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

Thats not civic duty, thats emotional damage disguised as patriotism.

Only those who truly hate this country would do such a thing.

That's why Jews voted 80-20 for Kamala. That's all you need to know to understand pogroms and "Poles and Jews" phrase.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

between the third branch of our government, the Judiciary, from the Executive.

BS. Just recently, the Supremes told Trump to get Garcia and bring him here.

I would tell them to go to hell and get the scum themselves.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]

"Good bye!" derives from "G-d be with you!"??

Fortunately, nobody gives a damn. That's how you learn quickly. Dissecting words is the last thing you want to do if you are normal and you have better things to do.

I have said many times that I don't like Polish language and customs. The worst Polish linguistic tumor is the one that starts with "niech".

As in:

Niech mamusia pojdzie do...Or: Czy mamusia moze pojsc do...

She is standing in front of you, Polish idiots...

To refer to your own mother, a woman who would die for you, through the third person - "ona" - is a result of some Polish mental disorder, not respect.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [445]

What is a woman?

A woman is the dumber of the two genders...

Sex-crazed female teacher who gave birth to student's baby is accused of shocking new crimes

Police reports indicate that complaints about her molesting minors went back to 2006 and continued to 2013 but nothing was done about it, according to the filing.

How about going ghetto and getting all the sex a normal vagina can tolerate? The downside is a VD, divorce, and death - sure beats landing on the sex offender list for all to see.

Plus getting your license to teach yanked...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [445]

you finally have a trans thread

This one is not "a trans thread" since there is no such thing as transgender.

There are only mentally ill people and opportunistic swindlers who are too weak to compete within other men.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]

Life offers those rare moments that can define a relationship in a bad way for years...

One of those is when you meet your FIL. I blew it with mine and until he died in 1983, it was weird as hell. He would call me Ryszard but never told me how to call him.

I would never call him anything other than Marian. He never suggested so I never did.

When it was my turn to be "a FIL", I was brutal: Never call me "Sir", or anything like this. It's "Rich".

You should see the relief on their faces. I have two SILs.

Another reason why I like Americans more than Poles.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Problems adjusting in Poland [43]

If your only obstacle is the language barrier,

If you speak English, there are no obstacles. It's the other guy that may have an obstacle...Not my problem...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [445]

Well...I never expected this gift...A separate thread for the subject that should never be a subject...

My most disappointing experience was that the men I approached with this question were abled to answer this and related questions instantly and correctly.

It was the girls - 16 to 22 - that were wrong, hostile, or both. Even when asked if they would allow men to join their sorority and share rooms and showers with them..

Last time I asked that question at the University of Wisconsin, the leader of the group called the cops.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [445]

Hey, Lyzko, what's a woman?

This and "Is a trans woman a woman?" are my test questions before I move on with any other subject.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

I've read about this but have never seen it.

I haven't seen 34,000 rapes a year of white women by black scum here, either. So what?

A reminder: Crimes by migrants are 100% preventable.

Shoplifters not arrested, no burglaries arrests,

Are we talking about your country or ours?

Just kidding...

and that America is majority Jewish.

You heard right...Bankers and swindlers...
Novichok   
21 May 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

Prison for tweets is a totalitarian idea...

I am for freedom of speech but not the kind that advocates a felony against specific person or property.

Add to that tweet assurances that what is advocated is perfectly legal and we have problem...

Even if the poster is never found guilty of a crime, the damage may be severe or result in deaths.

Quoting:

On June 17, 2017, Carter was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in Roy's death. She cried at the defense table as Judge Lawrence Moniz addressed her.

All she did was text him into a suicide.
Novichok   
21 May 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

it can lead to a mistrial or a perp going free.

That may happen even here but it doesn't mean that it's illegal to comment on an upcoming or pending trial.

Contempt of court is in a different category and applicable only to the participants.
Novichok   
21 May 2025
Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

the Constitution most emphatically ...

...does not authorize the Supreme Court to give president orders...yet the nine robes try it anyway...
Novichok   
21 May 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

It is strictly illegal to publish speculation

Few things are legal in gulags.

In the US, where the First Amendment reigns supreme, we, the free people, can comment on anything we damn want.
Novichok   
21 May 2025
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [430]

150zl and one that costs 40zl.

They would have to pay me this much to drink this crap...

I remember the days when smoking was cool and sophisticated. Then they tell you you have lung cancer...Not so cool anymore...