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Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

who failed and eventually stopped trying.

Yep, its the same as those fat butchy lezbos... No man would ever touch them, so they hook up with the other nasty ones. Same type of transition from Incel to Homo.
Joker   
17 Feb 2021
News / New "Polish memorial" in Berlin [316]

If Russia decided to take Ukraine,

Its will be Putins for the taking just like Crimea. You can count on Xiden to do absolutely nothing, like he did when he was Obozos errand boy!

But you can always hope these laptop libtards will put their computers down and help fight.lol
Joker   
12 Feb 2021
Travel / Foosball (Table Football) bars in Krakow ? [14]

I just couldn't master the art of flicking the ball very hard,

LOL

Next time join the women's team.

timing the muscle contractions.... the greatest pub game ever invented,

I used to play quite a bit as well.
Joker   
11 Feb 2021
Life / Pączki Day--do Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme count? [39]

There was a Dunkin' Donuts that opened in Warsaw Station,

Its has to be just as bad as the ones owned by Patel over here. I looked through the back door once and seen the guy making donuts. He was hovering over the table as the sweat was pouring off his head in the dough while he was rolling them out. How about new flavor....Sweaty Donut! lol

You can get a pączek doughnut

Ive always like th ePolish version better. Its less sugar and more cake than those ones filled with creme.
Joker   
11 Feb 2021
Life / Pączki Day--do Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme count? [39]

Do they really have Krispy Kreme donuts in Poland?

They do make good donuts from what I can remember. I dont really eat sweets that often. Theyre better than dunking donuts, dont eat there!
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

What about nutritional supplements?

I make sure they aren't made in China. Its costs more but worth every penny to me.

You never know what theyre putting in there, just as I would never buy any pills off the street.
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

Buy yourself a pair of cross country ski's

No need for all that with this Sole machine, its bad to the bone. I only doing a couple of miles on level one and its a good workout for me. I cant imagine doing some of these advanced programs, perhaps 20 years ago...lol Ive only had it since Xmas so Ill build up more endurance.

rent a snowmobile for the day, hit the ski slopes, clean the house, change and wash the sheets on your ?

I just sold a snowmobile last fall. You have no idea how busy I really am,,clean the house! LOLOL

I miss a basement in our house

Im turning into a gym little by little. Its almost impossible to find free weight now, unless you want to pay thru the nose for them.

soaked with sweat and saliva esp when you kinda jog at 4,4.5 mph.

If youre jogging alone. I dont see why a person has to have a mask on, is it an ordinance over there?
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

but have to put masks

Thats the thing...How can you workout with a mask on?

I went and purchased a Sole Elliptical machine, it was a bit pricey but its nice to have down in my basement. I still cant find any free weights, all sold out after the gyms were closed.

This machine has been kicking my ass too! Im not as young as them good ol days:))
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

What about anchovies?

I dont like them but you can still order them.

How about Chicago style deep dish? You can only eat one piece. I took my friend from the UK here and he called it a pie.


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Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

I'm not crazy about the Polish tradition of squirting ketchup on pizza

I think its because they dont use any sauce for a base in Poland, its crazy. Poles in Chicago still squirt ketchup all over it, but you have to add your own corn, cant buy it this way. We have authentic Italian Pizza here and proud of it..Corn! Hahaha

Have you tried Hawaiian style with bacon and pineapple? Strange indeed but popular in weird places like California.

broccoli (

Spinich goes well on Pizza, haven't tried shrimp yet.

Saugage
Bacon
Green Pepper
Onion

Or just a plain pepperoni,,hehe

r pizza is the greatest breakfast in the history of humanity....

Yes Indeed! Vegans😂😂😂😂
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

What ever happened to no neck Steroid Boy? (Wroclaw Boy) Oh, he was a hoot! He was the originator of the BBC, probably had a heart attack by now. Anyhow, I hope they open the gym back up. These lockdowns have become totally ridiculous.....
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

ust avoid their ready-made lasagne.

Its just a bad as that Vegan then. When I first heard of Vegan, I actually thought it was sth from Las Vegas..lol

As long as the Pizza doesnt have Corn or Ketchup. We ordered a Pizza and it didnt have any sauce on it, crazy!
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

meat sludge in Biedronka

You guys really put down Biedronka a lot, is it really that bad? Ive been inside a couple of them, the ppl that work there are really nice at the location by my in-laws. it didnt seem that bad to me, but didnt buy the Polska Lasagna. I already understand Pizza in Poland is horrible sludge, dont ever buy Italian style food there.
Joker   
8 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

the person lives entirely sequestered in some ex-pat colony of Brits or Yanks, e

Thats not true if you have an outgoing personality. Hey, have you ever encountered ppl staring at you in Poland?

" Nothing wrong with learning Polis

Have sth to say to me tough guy?
Joker   
6 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

Is Polish your mother tongue?

Nope, I was born in Chicago not Poland. You didnt know this until now?? lol

A language is a tool and the ability to use is a skill

Nothing wrong with learning Polish if you plan on living in Poland, but you could actually get away without it now. Yeah, its fun going to the Polish bars in Chicago and talking to the girls with my cute American accent, hehe they love it! Im around Polish speakers everyday so Im used to it, but Im not taking lessons like Lyzko, why should I? If youre going to learn a foreign language in the USA, you would be crazy not to learn espaniol gringo:) Nobody speaks Polish outside of the Chicagoland area. Try going to a bar in New Orleans or Vegas and say "jak sie masz" and they will think youre Borat..lol
Joker   
5 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

So, what makes you feel Polish?

So what my ancestors came from Europe? I feel 100% American and dont really care that much at all about Europe anymore. Its so old and run down to the ground, what's so special about it?? Its full of PC libtards, No free speech, super high cost of living, muzzies, dismal weather. I could go on and on....

Poland is still the best country out of the EU, hands down. I hope it stays that way.
Joker   
3 Feb 2021
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 2 [1680]

OK, architecture again :) - where is it?

It even looks familiar to me, except the wires are throwing me off. I'll have to take a look through me photos and try and match it up.

A lot of cities in Poland look the same to me.

Is it Tarnobrzeg?
Joker   
28 Jan 2021
Life / Polish Music. [302]

Heres a lovely Polish band to wake you up in the morning and get you going...Acid Drinkers
youtu.be/0P7ej2v54SY

Deleting the preview is something to do with needing a license.

bummer
Joker   
27 Jan 2021
Life / Polish Music. [302]

I have forgotten how to post videos on here.

Long time, No see, Maestro!
youtu.be/8dTl1ffanSE

I have forgotten how to post videos on here.

Its easy click on theTY link... I still dont get why they have to delete the preview?
Joker   
25 Jan 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Being a Chicago Bears fan, the Packers are our nemesis! Hahaha Green Bay! This will be Brady's 12th Superbowl, another record. It was a good game, not boring for sure.

his activism keeps him out of football. No mate, it's because you're just not that good.

Exactly! And when he actually did have team tryout he would make a big spectacle out of it and not abide by team regulations either. Hes brings noting but baggage and nobody will touch him. Its too bad because Id pay good money to watch him get sacked and piled upon...lol

And then there was the time he took Donald Brashear's face off with his stick!

Thats was the era where you didn't mess with the Boston Bruins. I cant see all that fighting coming back these days.

Hey, have you seen the movie "Snapshot"? The comedy with Paul Newman, its hilarious.

youtu.be/IUbn5ss8j9c
Joker   
24 Jan 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I think (American) Football is much harder -

There is a good game beginning right now... Green Bay Packers vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The 2 top rated Quarterbacks, Tom Brady and Aaron Rogers. It should be a better game than the upcoming Superbowl. I still like football, but hate how they became so political. its mellowed out a lot since 2 years ago.

But I still prefer watching hockey - the skill needed in the NHL is just nuts.

You have to be in tip top shave to play Hockey as well. I used to go to a lot of Blackhawks games it was always exciting. They dont fight as much as they used too, some of those old timers were totally nuts. I used to like to watch the olympic hockey games the ones that are classics now!

I've also been watching old finals of the World's Strongest Man recently,

Ill check it out. I like this stuff. Have you ever seen the guy who pulls an airplane with his teeth? I think hes Polish too! haha
Joker   
24 Jan 2021
Food / British food products in Poland? [334]

Baked beans for breakfast is an abomination unto the Lord.

Scrambled eggs and beer is much worse! haha

Gyros is the Greek version of Shawarma (more or less kebab in Europe).

I think there pretty good but keep burping up that sauce for 2 days afterwards and its not so good for the breath either.

In Mexico the food differs strongly by region and is mostly unlike US Mexican food (originally from the border region).

TexMex is another version, but I dont like getting into all that crazy hot sauce and peppers. I like the authentic style Nachos that have the fried beans on them and melted cheese in the oven. I uusally get the Enchiladas for dine in and Burritos on the go.

Polish guy who has 4 REAL mexican cooks{I s

Thats who you need some vatos that can make good tortillas. I hope they dont open a taco bell in Poland!!

What about Tequilla?? Yikes!!
Joker   
24 Jan 2021
Food / British food products in Poland? [334]

The most popular foreign cuisine in UK is Indian

Ive never had a kabab in my life. The closest thing we have to it in Chicago are called "Gyros" they are sold in Greek restaurants, really tasty, made out of lamb and beef with tzatziki sauce. Ive been told they look exactly like kababs, but its 100% Grecian or I could be wrong too.

But I do like what passes on for Mexican food here and in Poland.

A Mexican restaurant in Poland would be a big hit. Poles in Chicago love the Taco Burrito King, its smaczego:)

Most of the time.

Sure looks yummy:)


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Joker   
24 Jan 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Actually very good idea.

Basketball was invented as a children's game, you can look it up if you dont believe me. It only makes sense to raise the basket higher because the only criteria for the players is how tall and dumb they are. They dont have to even jump anymore, its ridiculous! Now, they all want to get political with BLM, forget this stupid game.

It would discriminate against dwarfs

Now, Dwarf Tossing there's a sport!!!

youtu.be/Z5ynNWwPFNQ


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Joker   
24 Jan 2021
Food / British food products in Poland? [334]

Sheppard pie, fasolka po bretonsku, nice stew...Something that warms you up and fills you u

Its one of my favorite dishes, great for those cold winter days. I suppose Im a "cottage pie" guy then. I wish I was able to make you photo come to life..hehe

Prose bardzo:) Do you cook like this all the time?

Monday or Tuesday out of meat left over from Sunday dinner.

Nothing wrong with that, some food seemingly tastes better the next day, like spaghetti.

.See you in the Polish food thread :P

I love Polish food as well, but Italian is probably my favorite. Have you ever had authentic Mexican food? I can eat a lot of that also but its really fattening.
Joker   
23 Jan 2021
Food / British food products in Poland? [334]

. I love ketchup but with fish and chips it's a crime!

Thats exactly what the guy at Mr.Chippy`s said to me! "Anything other than viginar is criminal" he proclaimed! lol

Is that Shepard Pie in your photos??? Looks yummy! Isn't that a traditional Irish dish? Its popular in the US but depends on who is making it.

Strange but somehow delicious.

It wasn't bad at all but the fries got too soggy, so next time I tried the dipping method.

It only works with salt. It has to be salt and vinegar.

I used to eat crisps ( chips to me) withe vinegar and salt, good with beer:)

Poles here, they always like it. Plenty can go wrong when cooking it though.

Im surprised its not very popular over here. I like those crumpet things as well. I would like to try them on a cheeseburger, might be a good combo. Im getting hungry now, Im making tacos tonight.
Joker   
23 Jan 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Basketball sucks! Raise the basket up another 5 ft. and I might possibly watch it.

Nikola Jokic is best cente

Its because hes 7ft tall and thats it!!

Its really the only qualification for NBA players. This is a game invented for children to play not overgrown freaky giants.

The toughest sport to play is Ice Hockey.
Joker   
23 Jan 2021
Food / British food products in Poland? [334]

I remember that Yorkshire pudding was pretty good! It reminded me of Italian gravy bread, but with its own unique flavor. I cant think of any place around Chicago where I purchase it either. Everything else I tried in UK was very bland except for the Fish and Chips were rather tasty.

Wtf..is up with putting vinegar on the chips?? I asked the cook for some ketchup and I thought he was going to have a heart attack! lol