Torq
26 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
*fingers crossed*
Who knows....maybe the head of the snake is already long gone?
*fingers crossed*
Torq
26 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Brilliant.
How much are you willing to bet?
I am willing to bet you have never been to Ukraine and know no Ukraine people befroe they came to Poland.
Brilliant.
How much are you willing to bet?
Torq
26 Jun 2025
News / Germany eyes Poland's economic miracle [40]
Definitely.
Also, in Poland the chance of your child dying in a school shooting is significantly lower, as well as the chance of them becoming a drug addict or contracting HIV (not to mention drowning under a mountain of medical bills or graduating from university with a ton of debt). All in all, I would say that at the moment Poland is one of the best places in the world to live, and in 15-20 years time it is very likely that it will be the best place in terms of quality of life. Give intelligent people freedom, and that's what they do with it - they build a paradise.
The deciding factors in case of Poles are: diligence, thrift, self-discipline and overal cleanliness and order. We are the Germans/Swiss of the 21st century. :)
*WarSore bursting into this thread like a bulldog into a henhouse in 3 ... 2 ... 1*
on quality of life the gap is much narrowr
Definitely.
Also, in Poland the chance of your child dying in a school shooting is significantly lower, as well as the chance of them becoming a drug addict or contracting HIV (not to mention drowning under a mountain of medical bills or graduating from university with a ton of debt). All in all, I would say that at the moment Poland is one of the best places in the world to live, and in 15-20 years time it is very likely that it will be the best place in terms of quality of life. Give intelligent people freedom, and that's what they do with it - they build a paradise.
The deciding factors in case of Poles are: diligence, thrift, self-discipline and overal cleanliness and order. We are the Germans/Swiss of the 21st century. :)
*WarSore bursting into this thread like a bulldog into a henhouse in 3 ... 2 ... 1*
Torq
26 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Well, the intelligent strategists in Poland have been talking about it for quite a while now. In our scenario America has one job, just one f*cking job, nothing more.
The American job is to control the escalation. Namely, if Russia fires a nuke, the US fires a nuke; if Russia fires three, the US fires three, if Russia fires a hundred, the USA fires a hundred. That's it. Their precious soldiers can stay at home. We don't need their infantry - we have our own, much better than theirs.
So, while the USA controls the escalation, a liberating force, let's call it the Freedom Army for the purpose of this scenario, consisting of Maavoimat, Wojsko Polskie, Bundeswehr and the Romanian Army (reinforced with expeditionary forces of other European NATO countries), rolls into Russia, Belarus and Ukraine to finally liberate Russians and other suffering peoples from the yoke of kleptocratic, gold toilet sh*tting, quasi-fascist putinist/lukashenist regimes.
I roughly calculate the time needed for the Freedom Army to liberate Russia to be from 6 to 8 weeks. If America can control the escalation that long, this war will be over in two months. But this requires resolve, brave decisions, and at least a moderate amount of tostesterone from all involved.
So, @PolAm, are you with us or against us?
So.... what should happen?
Well, the intelligent strategists in Poland have been talking about it for quite a while now. In our scenario America has one job, just one f*cking job, nothing more.
The American job is to control the escalation. Namely, if Russia fires a nuke, the US fires a nuke; if Russia fires three, the US fires three, if Russia fires a hundred, the USA fires a hundred. That's it. Their precious soldiers can stay at home. We don't need their infantry - we have our own, much better than theirs.
So, while the USA controls the escalation, a liberating force, let's call it the Freedom Army for the purpose of this scenario, consisting of Maavoimat, Wojsko Polskie, Bundeswehr and the Romanian Army (reinforced with expeditionary forces of other European NATO countries), rolls into Russia, Belarus and Ukraine to finally liberate Russians and other suffering peoples from the yoke of kleptocratic, gold toilet sh*tting, quasi-fascist putinist/lukashenist regimes.
I roughly calculate the time needed for the Freedom Army to liberate Russia to be from 6 to 8 weeks. If America can control the escalation that long, this war will be over in two months. But this requires resolve, brave decisions, and at least a moderate amount of tostesterone from all involved.
So, @PolAm, are you with us or against us?
Torq
26 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Maybe you missed my post #63 or are you calling your generals "far left sources"? By the way, don't forget to write General Grynkewich and call him, I quote you, a "fvcking moron" because he thinks Ukraine can win this war.
Your pro-Putinist shilling, disguised as a desire for peace, is vomit-inducing.
some far left news sources
Maybe you missed my post #63 or are you calling your generals "far left sources"? By the way, don't forget to write General Grynkewich and call him, I quote you, a "fvcking moron" because he thinks Ukraine can win this war.
Your pro-Putinist shilling, disguised as a desire for peace, is vomit-inducing.
Torq
26 Jun 2025
Life / Poland is horrible and I have to live here - somebody call a whambulance! [95]
@WarSore
You joined the board 5 days ago and in this short period of time somehow managed to make over 100 posts, all containing pretty much the same thing. Therefore, I started this thread especially for you because I'm a thoughtful kinda guy. If you work really hard this thread may become a sort of All Things Wrong With Poland Encyclopedia - your magnum opus, so to speak.
So, please post all your anti-Polish rants here instead of polluting tens of threads all over the forum. Thank you.
@WarSore
You joined the board 5 days ago and in this short period of time somehow managed to make over 100 posts, all containing pretty much the same thing. Therefore, I started this thread especially for you because I'm a thoughtful kinda guy. If you work really hard this thread may become a sort of All Things Wrong With Poland Encyclopedia - your magnum opus, so to speak.
So, please post all your anti-Polish rants here instead of polluting tens of threads all over the forum. Thank you.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Hear, hear.
Decapitating impudent envoys was an elegant custom too.
an ancient and established tradition - we should come back to it
Hear, hear.
Decapitating impudent envoys was an elegant custom too.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Hey, @moderator: "To Hulegu Khan, the Onanist of the East and West" was a vital part of Kutuzowski's reply. Put away those moderating scissors. :-/
Hey, @moderator: "To Hulegu Khan, the Onanist of the East and West" was a vital part of Kutuzowski's reply. Put away those moderating scissors. :-/
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Yesss!
I shall refer to him as Qutuzowski from now on.
Qutuz won.
Yesss!
I shall refer to him as Qutuzowski from now on.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
What a lovely letter. If Qutuz the Mamluk had been Polish he would have composed the following reply...
I hope that was his answer.
From the King of Kings of the East and West..
What a lovely letter. If Qutuz the Mamluk had been Polish he would have composed the following reply...
Go f*ck yourself.- Qutuz the Mamluk
I hope that was his answer.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Not according to one of your top generals, the director for operations of the Joint Staff...
wiadomosci.onet.pl/swiat/dostal-nominacje-od-donalda-trumpa-ukraina-moze-wygrac/1l6gtx9
... if you meet him make sure you call him a fvcking moron to his face.
For all the fvcking morons, for the last time. Ukraine cannot win.
Not according to one of your top generals, the director for operations of the Joint Staff...
wiadomosci.onet.pl/swiat/dostal-nominacje-od-donalda-trumpa-ukraina-moze-wygrac/1l6gtx9
... if you meet him make sure you call him a fvcking moron to his face.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
UK, Ireland / BBC launches new Polish language news service [87]
@Bobko
OK, that does it. You're Polish pretending to be Russian.
@Bobko
OK, that does it. You're Polish pretending to be Russian.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
UK, Ireland / BBC launches new Polish language news service [87]
Happens to me all the time.
when you have a disagreement with said company
Happens to me all the time.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Tylko dla Polaków [16]
Nie martw się - zostało Ci jeszcze 99,99% innych wątków na PF. ;)
Poza tym nie jestem pewny czy ten pomysł wypali.
He he :)
dejectedly exits
Nie martw się - zostało Ci jeszcze 99,99% innych wątków na PF. ;)
Poza tym nie jestem pewny czy ten pomysł wypali.
Faszyści.
He he :)
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland Sports News - part 2 [6]
So, we're playing at home. Perfect.
Today the men's volleyball team plays against Italy in...Chicago!
So, we're playing at home. Perfect.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
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25 Jun 2025
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25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Tylko dla Polaków [16]
Dobra, ludzie. Wygląda na to, że cudzoziemcy na tym forum albo bezczelnie korzystają z translatorów online (e.g. Johnny Reb) albo bezczelnie nauczyli się polskiego na poziomie C2 (Bobko) i nie możemy już sobie spokojnie pisać we własnym gronie, tak żeby obcy nas nie rozumieli. Na szczęście polszczyzna jest na tyle zajebista, że po pierwsze, możemy pisać tak, że wszystkie translatory się zesrają, a po drugie tak, żeby nawet taki bystrzak jak Bobko nic nie zrozumiał. :)
No to jedziemy... na próbę...
Diebra, kierwasz-twarz, wtmacie glownego mąciciela wydajemiesie, że ryrzy hój powinien już turlać beret bo dalciala i dziala na pale wszytskim.
... now, let's see what the online translator makes of it...
"Diebra, you steer-face, in the middle of the main troublemaker, it seems to me that Ryrzy Hoj should already roll the beret because he gave and works on everything".
Hahahahah :D Idealnie!
Czyli jeszcze raz - jak chcemy coś napisać między sobą, to robimy to tutaj, w taki sposób jak powyżej wytłuszczonym drukiem.
Dobra, ludzie. Wygląda na to, że cudzoziemcy na tym forum albo bezczelnie korzystają z translatorów online (e.g. Johnny Reb) albo bezczelnie nauczyli się polskiego na poziomie C2 (Bobko) i nie możemy już sobie spokojnie pisać we własnym gronie, tak żeby obcy nas nie rozumieli. Na szczęście polszczyzna jest na tyle zajebista, że po pierwsze, możemy pisać tak, że wszystkie translatory się zesrają, a po drugie tak, żeby nawet taki bystrzak jak Bobko nic nie zrozumiał. :)
No to jedziemy... na próbę...
Diebra, kierwasz-twarz, wtmacie glownego mąciciela wydajemiesie, że ryrzy hój powinien już turlać beret bo dalciala i dziala na pale wszytskim.
... now, let's see what the online translator makes of it...
"Diebra, you steer-face, in the middle of the main troublemaker, it seems to me that Ryrzy Hoj should already roll the beret because he gave and works on everything".
Hahahahah :D Idealnie!
Czyli jeszcze raz - jak chcemy coś napisać między sobą, to robimy to tutaj, w taki sposób jak powyżej wytłuszczonym drukiem.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
UK, Ireland / BBC launches new Polish language news service [87]
Or at home to a mirror, regardless of the time of the day. It's convenient, cheaper and when you're wasted you don't have to worry about getting back home because you're already there. Why a mirror? For company. Drinking alone is a sure sign of alcoholism and one wants to avoid that.
Poles mostly prefer drinking on park benches, usually before midday
Or at home to a mirror, regardless of the time of the day. It's convenient, cheaper and when you're wasted you don't have to worry about getting back home because you're already there. Why a mirror? For company. Drinking alone is a sure sign of alcoholism and one wants to avoid that.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [15]
Właściwie to wszystko mi jedno. Szczerze mówiąc, ostatnio nie bardzo mam energię na bardziej szczegółowe zgłębianie jakiegokolwiek tematu. Zarzucam raz na jakiś czas temat w polskiej sekcji, żeby dział "Po polsku" nie umarł śmiercią naturalną. W końcu wypada, żeby na PF były jakieś wątki pisane w naszej pięknej polszczyźnie.
Co do ewolucji poglądów to:
1. Tylko krowa nie zmienia zdania.
2. Polityka wymaga elastyczności i giętkości.
3. Co do WAŻNYCH rzeczy moje poglądy są stałe jak skała.
Przy okazji - nieźle sobie radzisz z językiem polskim. :)
Dlaczego nie chcesz omawiać takich tematów po angielsku?
Właściwie to wszystko mi jedno. Szczerze mówiąc, ostatnio nie bardzo mam energię na bardziej szczegółowe zgłębianie jakiegokolwiek tematu. Zarzucam raz na jakiś czas temat w polskiej sekcji, żeby dział "Po polsku" nie umarł śmiercią naturalną. W końcu wypada, żeby na PF były jakieś wątki pisane w naszej pięknej polszczyźnie.
Co do ewolucji poglądów to:
1. Tylko krowa nie zmienia zdania.
2. Polityka wymaga elastyczności i giętkości.
3. Co do WAŻNYCH rzeczy moje poglądy są stałe jak skała.
Przy okazji - nieźle sobie radzisz z językiem polskim. :)
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
That's the one thing that extreme left and extreme right have in common - dislike of Jews and Israel. For me it means that the Israelis must be doing something right if both commies and nazis hate them. :)
Young Marxian Daily
That's the one thing that extreme left and extreme right have in common - dislike of Jews and Israel. For me it means that the Israelis must be doing something right if both commies and nazis hate them. :)
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [15]
No bo z tym Tuskiem, to zawsze jest tak, że "niby człowiek wiedział, ale jednak się łudził". Daje się mu kolejną szansę, w nadziei że tym razem będzie lepiej, a z niego i tak na końcu wychodzi kawał __________ . *
* - niech każdy sobie wstawi co chce
@PSL
Wychodzić mi z tej koalicji, Panowie, bo to wstyd.
I kto jak zwykle miał racje?
No bo z tym Tuskiem, to zawsze jest tak, że "niby człowiek wiedział, ale jednak się łudził". Daje się mu kolejną szansę, w nadziei że tym razem będzie lepiej, a z niego i tak na końcu wychodzi kawał __________ . *
* - niech każdy sobie wstawi co chce
@PSL
Wychodzić mi z tej koalicji, Panowie, bo to wstyd.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [15]
No teraz to już tylko pół kadencji.
Tusk dał dupy. Czasami zdarza się, że w jakimś kraju rządzący przekręcą wybory. Mając do swojej dyspozycji służby, wywiad, media itp. są w stanie - jak to bywa na Białorusi czy w innej Korei - wygrać wybory niezależnie od tego jak ludzie głosują. Zdarza się. Ale jeszcze w żadnym, kurwa, kraju na świecie nie zdarzyło się żeby opozycja przekręciła wybory. Jeżeli coś takiego się dzieje pod nosem rządu, to znaczy, że premier jest debilem. Debilem albo zadufanym w sobie dupkiem, który sądzi, że mu słońce z dupy świeci (co w sumie na jedno wychodzi).
Większej kompromitacji dla Tuska niż wygrana Nawrockiego w wyborach nie można sobie wyobrazić. Dlatego albo Tusk powinien zaszyć się gdzieś na Kaszubach i trzymać z daleka od życia publicznego w Polsce, albo powinniśmy mieć przedterminowe wybory. Ten rząd przy wetującym wszystko Nawrockim i tak już gówno zrobi. Po co czekać dwa lata?
KO ma całą kadencję, zanim będą musieli to zrobić ponownie
No teraz to już tylko pół kadencji.
Tusk dał dupy. Czasami zdarza się, że w jakimś kraju rządzący przekręcą wybory. Mając do swojej dyspozycji służby, wywiad, media itp. są w stanie - jak to bywa na Białorusi czy w innej Korei - wygrać wybory niezależnie od tego jak ludzie głosują. Zdarza się. Ale jeszcze w żadnym, kurwa, kraju na świecie nie zdarzyło się żeby opozycja przekręciła wybory. Jeżeli coś takiego się dzieje pod nosem rządu, to znaczy, że premier jest debilem. Debilem albo zadufanym w sobie dupkiem, który sądzi, że mu słońce z dupy świeci (co w sumie na jedno wychodzi).
Większej kompromitacji dla Tuska niż wygrana Nawrockiego w wyborach nie można sobie wyobrazić. Dlatego albo Tusk powinien zaszyć się gdzieś na Kaszubach i trzymać z daleka od życia publicznego w Polsce, albo powinniśmy mieć przedterminowe wybory. Ten rząd przy wetującym wszystko Nawrockim i tak już gówno zrobi. Po co czekać dwa lata?
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
Geez...
Old Trump with his tie brightly spun,
Declared, "We're the best-number one!
We've got all the might,
And burgers done right-
Even bald eagles salute when we run!"
... just use ChatGPT yourself, Novi. *rolls eyes*
I still don't see: US is #1!
Geez...
Old Trump with his tie brightly spun,
Declared, "We're the best-number one!
We've got all the might,
And burgers done right-
Even bald eagles salute when we run!"
... just use ChatGPT yourself, Novi. *rolls eyes*
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [15]
Może w demokracji bezpośredniej, na wzór szwajcarski, ale nie w Polsce. Polska jest generalnie demokracją przedstawicielską, a elementy demokracji bezpośredniej, takie jak referenda mają miejsce sporadycznie.
rzad najpierw organizuje referendum zanim dziala
Może w demokracji bezpośredniej, na wzór szwajcarski, ale nie w Polsce. Polska jest generalnie demokracją przedstawicielską, a elementy demokracji bezpośredniej, takie jak referenda mają miejsce sporadycznie.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 23 [387]
Now I'm confused. Is your neighbour an actual Nigerian or is he from Russia and you're just using cms neuf's phrase? Hmm... maybe it's not such a good idea to introduce PF idioms into the general usage.
Funny, one of my new neighbors is from Northern Nigeria (...) This North Nigeria place sounds like
Now I'm confused. Is your neighbour an actual Nigerian or is he from Russia and you're just using cms neuf's phrase? Hmm... maybe it's not such a good idea to introduce PF idioms into the general usage.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
By the way, I hope this new idiom catches on...
to go Paulina on sb - to severly admonish and rebuke someone under the mistaken belief that they were serious, when in fact they were joking
Example:
She went Paulina on him for the sarcastic comment, only realizing later it was all in jest.
Anyways, looks like the entire Israel-Iran drama is over...
wiadomosci.onet.pl/swiat/prezydent-iranu-oglosil-koniec-12-dniowej-wojny-narzuconej-przez-izrael-relacja-na/helyhm6
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose stance gave opponents a bump.
For Israel he stood,
As he said that he would,
And dealt with Iran with a thump.
There. Courtesy of ChatGPT.
I thought you were being serious and I went Paulina on you.
By the way, I hope this new idiom catches on...
to go Paulina on sb - to severly admonish and rebuke someone under the mistaken belief that they were serious, when in fact they were joking
Example:
She went Paulina on him for the sarcastic comment, only realizing later it was all in jest.
Anyways, looks like the entire Israel-Iran drama is over...
wiadomosci.onet.pl/swiat/prezydent-iranu-oglosil-koniec-12-dniowej-wojny-narzuconej-przez-izrael-relacja-na/helyhm6
How about a little appreciation for the guy
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose stance gave opponents a bump.
For Israel he stood,
As he said that he would,
And dealt with Iran with a thump.
There. Courtesy of ChatGPT.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
Oh, sh*t. You were joking.
I thought you were being serious and I went Paulina on you. xD Sorry.
Edit: I'm sorry, I had to.
Oh, sh*t. You were joking.
I thought you were being serious and I went Paulina on you. xD Sorry.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [15]
Na pewno ta przysłowiowa Polska B najbardziej ucierpi ekonomicznie na masowym napływie imigrantów, ale duże miasta Polski A też będą miały problem.
Nie no, już odpuść w końcu temu Nawrockiemu. Błędy młodości każdemu się zdarzają, już nie ma co drążyć.
imigranci wpłyną tylko na Polska B
Na pewno ta przysłowiowa Polska B najbardziej ucierpi ekonomicznie na masowym napływie imigrantów, ale duże miasta Polski A też będą miały problem.
bezużyteczne psy głosowały na alfonsa
Nie no, już odpuść w końcu temu Nawrockiemu. Błędy młodości każdemu się zdarzają, już nie ma co drążyć.
Torq
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]
Hate to break it to you, Bobi, but "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" is probably (just probably) not the best slogan to win Polish hearts.
Also, I saw Italy related magazines in at least half a dozen languages all over Europe. Somehow I didn't notice similar periodicals about Russia.
As I pointed out in #716, Soviet Union aside from the real power had also certain amount of soft power to exert, at least in some parts of the world. Gold toilet sh*tters' putinist Russia has neither. That's why the current Russian government is such an abomination--they turned a huge country, rich in resources and inheriting the technological and scientific accomplishments from the Soviet Union, with amazing potential to get wealthy and exert cultural soft power all over the world, into a pariah state allied to and relying on weapon deliveries from North Korea and Iran. Russia's problem is not Ukraine, EU, NATO or GloboHomo; their problem is kleptocratic (on a galactic scale) mafia that rules their country.
But why am I stating the obvious here? Ehhh...
Such traumatic experience! Now I understand why you became a metalhead later in your life. ;)
We are one people. One leader. One empire.
Hate to break it to you, Bobi, but "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" is probably (just probably) not the best slogan to win Polish hearts.
every person in Europe could name 10 Italian gifts to the world in less than a minute
Also, I saw Italy related magazines in at least half a dozen languages all over Europe. Somehow I didn't notice similar periodicals about Russia.
As I pointed out in #716, Soviet Union aside from the real power had also certain amount of soft power to exert, at least in some parts of the world. Gold toilet sh*tters' putinist Russia has neither. That's why the current Russian government is such an abomination--they turned a huge country, rich in resources and inheriting the technological and scientific accomplishments from the Soviet Union, with amazing potential to get wealthy and exert cultural soft power all over the world, into a pariah state allied to and relying on weapon deliveries from North Korea and Iran. Russia's problem is not Ukraine, EU, NATO or GloboHomo; their problem is kleptocratic (on a galactic scale) mafia that rules their country.
But why am I stating the obvious here? Ehhh...
And, there it was. I sight forever burned in my innocent child's brain
Such traumatic experience! Now I understand why you became a metalhead later in your life. ;)