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Novichok   
23 May 2025
Life / Problems adjusting in Poland [41]

Statistically, one's much more likely to survive, much less comfortably, in Poland knowing Polish than not.

If you only know American, you have something to sell. If you only know Polish, you are just a bum who knows Polish. BFD...
Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

the man's lips NEVER touch the woman's hand!!

Then it's not a kiss...It's an attempt to smell her...

Do you remember the day when you kissed your future wife for the first time?

Did you say: Can I kiss you? Or, Can I smell you?
Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

Children, don't freak out but these two belong to the same species and both, technically, are women...

Strangely, inside the one on the left there is a woman like the one on the right - drowning in fat and screaming to get out...


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Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

Since the beginning of time, nobody had a problem with defining a woman. Until now...

Since you bothered to come here and count posts, what is a woman?

Or are you too scared to answer because of German hate speech laws?
Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

Why are most psychics women?

Because they are better liars.

Why are most clients women?

Because women are naive dupes and like being lied to.
Novichok   
23 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

How to tell a woman driver from a man...

When the cop tells the woman to "step out of the car", she will try to talk him to death. They never succeed but always try.

The guy will take off and go 130 miles until he gets PITed, crashes, or his tires get spiked flat.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

Even visiting is hard...Here, I pack my stuff and hit the road.

Everybody speaks English, the nearest restroom is always within 10 minutes or less, no 12 hours on the plane or getting on one...I don't have to carry anything...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

...for a very simple reason...

One day, your wife will die...

Next day and till you die you will be the loneliest old guy in the country...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

along with the hand kiss,

The sickest custom ever...especially in a country without soap, water, and towels in public restrooms - if you can find one...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

Thats not civic duty, thats emotional damage disguised as patriotism.

Only those who truly hate this country would do such a thing.

That's why Jews voted 80-20 for Kamala. That's all you need to know to understand pogroms and "Poles and Jews" phrase.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

between the third branch of our government, the Judiciary, from the Executive.

BS. Just recently, the Supremes told Trump to get Garcia and bring him here.

I would tell them to go to hell and get the scum themselves.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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22 May 2025
Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]

"Good bye!" derives from "G-d be with you!"??

Fortunately, nobody gives a damn. That's how you learn quickly. Dissecting words is the last thing you want to do if you are normal and you have better things to do.

I have said many times that I don't like Polish language and customs. The worst Polish linguistic tumor is the one that starts with "niech".

As in:

Niech mamusia pojdzie do...Or: Czy mamusia moze pojsc do...

She is standing in front of you, Polish idiots...

To refer to your own mother, a woman who would die for you, through the third person - "ona" - is a result of some Polish mental disorder, not respect.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

What is a woman?

A woman is the dumber of the two genders...

Sex-crazed female teacher who gave birth to student's baby is accused of shocking new crimes

Police reports indicate that complaints about her molesting minors went back to 2006 and continued to 2013 but nothing was done about it, according to the filing.

How about going ghetto and getting all the sex a normal vagina can tolerate? The downside is a VD, divorce, and death - sure beats landing on the sex offender list for all to see.

Plus getting your license to teach yanked...
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [343]

you finally have a trans thread

This one is not "a trans thread" since there is no such thing as transgender.

There are only mentally ill people and opportunistic swindlers who are too weak to compete within other men.
Novichok   
22 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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22 May 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [707]

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Novichok   
22 May 2025
Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]

Life offers those rare moments that can define a relationship in a bad way for years...

One of those is when you meet your FIL. I blew it with mine and until he died in 1983, it was weird as hell. He would call me Ryszard but never told me how to call him.

I would never call him anything other than Marian. He never suggested so I never did.

When it was my turn to be "a FIL", I was brutal: Never call me "Sir", or anything like this. It's "Rich".

You should see the relief on their faces. I have two SILs.

Another reason why I like Americans more than Poles.