Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Aaaah, nothing like a bit of good old pre-war antisemtism on a lovely Friday morning, right Novi? The Jews were bloody capitalists and communist revolutionaries at the same time, godless atheists and backward orthodox chałatowcy, cosmopolites and zionist nationalists -- damn what a perfect scapegoat! You could accuse them of pretty much anything even if the accusations were self-contradictory! :)

One might think that growing in years means also growing in wisdom. Apparently not in every case.

News / Up to 80 Polish fighters killed in Ukraine [63]


In the 20th century this title was rightly won by Germany, thanks to a short, dark-haired painter from Austria.

Off-Topic / Serbia etc. thread 3 [310]

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Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [522]


Sounds delicious! Also, it's supposed to be healthy too. I recall a friend of mine singing praises of the vegetable. :)

Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [522]

Topinambur?

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Hmm... I suppose we can't move Arabs anywhere?

Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [522]

Some sort of mushrooms?

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


We would move them to today's Israel. Arabs have no beef with Madagascan people, so they should be able to live together in peace.

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Good point. 'Next year in Jerusalem' and all that.


You already have atomic weapons and a rather strong army. No, they must come back to Poland. Together we will be invincible.

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Jokes aside, I wonder whether Jews wouldn't be better off in Madagascar than being surrounded by enemies from the very birth of their state. Also, I may be wrong but prior to 1948 some other African country was proposed too for Jewish homeland (Ghana?). However, it might have been tricky in African mainland - Madagascar would probably be safer.

Love / How to make a Polish guy happy? (we're moving to Mexico) [51]


I wouldn't say normal but it's legal. However, you can only have civil marriage; Church forbids it (canon 1091), so no white dress and wedding Mass for cousins.

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Tusk simply needed a scapebeaver. Typical. :-/

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@Lazarus
The guy seemed sound and then disappeared like a fart in the wind. :(

Love / How to make a Polish guy happy? (we're moving to Mexico) [51]


Of course. As you can see God can sometimes derive greater good even from multiple sins! Mysterious are His ways and all that.


She is definitely more reasonable than I am! Why she chose me I shall never fathom. That's why I never play lottery games - I already drew my winning ticket.

Anyways, gotta do some work for a change. See you later, ladies, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! :)

Love / How to make a Polish guy happy? (we're moving to Mexico) [51]


One denies nothing. One merely strives to help others avoid the sins one committed oneself in the past.


Hypocrisy is a tribute that vice pays to virtue and all that.


We live in perfect harmony with our neighbours, thank you.

Work / What Jobs Pay At Least 25,000/per month in Poland [5]

People often earn in the grey zone, avoiding excessive taxation.


A good plumber in Gdańsk can earn that, so I imagine it's similar or even better in Warsaw. I had a plumber refusing to even come for a job that would earn him about $150 for an hour of his time (maybe not even an hour), and another had first free possible appointment in December :) It's similar with electricians for example. If you're a skilled professional in construction related trade, you will be quite well off too. In general, we have too many university graduates with worthless degrees (and they very often earn peanuts) and too few professionals and tradesman.

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Love / How to make a Polish guy happy? (we're moving to Mexico) [51]

Good man, Ron. *thumbs up*

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If we gave him all the money right away, he would just run away to Argentina with it. Better to do it this way :)


Was für eine Überraschung! ;)

Love / How to make a Polish guy happy? (we're moving to Mexico) [51]


My wife and I are such exceptions. When we met she was 19 and I was 20. We were like animals, God forgive me! I will spare you the details, Ron, because they would shock a decent guy like you. However, after 4 years, when we graduated from our unis, we got married and have been together ever since. It was our 20th wedding anniversary in August; two kids and a havanese, and we're still in love with each other. :)

But - as you said - we are an exception; so listen to Ron, kids, and don't do what my wife and I did.

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@Bobko
Solid and sound. We need more men like Ron.

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Planet Common Decency.

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Hear, hear. Well said, Ron.

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Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


*cough*

Move on, Novichok and Alien. Nothing to see here.

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Comedy gold :)


... and at least a little bit about Poland - admit it!


There was a time when Jerusalem and Tel-Aviv spoke Polish and Hebrew, today it's Hebrew and Russian. Maybe one day those people or their descendants will come back to our respective countries. It's their home too. Better than to allow the Arab mob to overrun them (and it's bound to happen eventually - Demographics 101). That would be a great posthumous victory for Hitler. :-/

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@Bobko

xD

Stop going cms_neuf on Israel! I know it was always like that - our Jews against your Arabs, but come on :)

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]

Well, I use simple peasant's language. ;) Of course, it's merely for expression, not with any intention to insult anyone.

Fanatics are the worst scum, there should be no mercy for them. They chose their fate.

Off-Topic / 75 Years of Israel and the War - part 3 [222]


Indeed. There are so many Arab countries in the region and beyond, with c*ntillions of Arabs living in them - it should make very little difference if they accepted a couple of million of their Arab brothers from Gaza and solved the problem. Israel is a tiny country, with population lower than Czechia and territory smaller than Szczecin Vojvodship (zachodniopomorskie). Why don't everyone just f*ck off and leave them alone? It's a feckin Szczecin Vojvodship in the ocean of Arabs.


Hell yeah! We should extend a heartfelt invitation, and they should bring their IDF and atomic weapons with them. Our nations should never have been separated by the nazis. Jews coming back to Poland would be the final defeat for Hitler! Imagine Poland with 10 million more citizens and atomic weapons (and all the money he he).