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Lazarus   
5 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [523]

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5 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 12 [726]

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5 Nov 2024
News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [169]

You need to understand what UNIFIL is before spouting nonsense.

Barney, please remember that you know what UNIFIL is, I know what UNIFIL is and people such as Atch know what UNIFIL is, but some people literally cannot count to ten (or even seven in some cases), so of course they're going to spout nonsense!
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5 Nov 2024
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5 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

Got to love this "fact you didn't know about Poland":
13. Poland Shares a Border With Six Countries

Six? LOL! Going from the top and moving clockwise:
1) Russia
2) Lithuania
3) Belarus
4) Ukraine
5) Slovakia
6) Czech Republic
7) Germany

LOL! But what is the problem here: does Jimmy not have access to a map? Or can he simply not count to seven? My money is on the latter of those: we already know that he can't count to 20 and we know he has access to the internet and so can use Google Maps. Hoot!
Lazarus   
5 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

Dangerous driving occurs on all roads in Poland

As anybody who has traveled in Poland (i.e. not Jimmy Poorhouse) knows, the worst of the dangerous driving here is on the very best roads. On the motorways and expressways many drivers drive far too close to the car in front, meaning they have absolutely no chance of avoiding a collision if the bloke in front brakes unexpectedly. It's as if they think the laws of physics don't apply to them. Or possibly they are, like Jimmy, so stupid that they can't count to 20 (top tip: it doesn't go 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 20) and so can't understand that at higher speeds braking distances are longer.

Such roads exist all over the world as do dangerous drivers.

Yes, but driving here is more dangerous. The death rate here per 100,000 people is double what it is in the UK!

That you have a weird obsession with forum members and try to track and spy on them.... yeah I knew that.

We all know that. But of course Jimmy Poorhouse is also stupid, so he knows nothing about Withdrawal Agreement beneficiary status guaranteeing pension rights regarding annual upgrading under the triple lock compared with the 'frozen pensions' paid in Canada, Australia, etc. But it must be hard for him to get his head round the idea that some people can choose the nationalities which are best for them, given that he's never had a passport or left the USA.
Lazarus   
4 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

I didn't know that

Quite possibly because it isn't true. He was born in what is now Poland but then was not. His family were German but he was more Dutch than anything else.
Lazarus   
4 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

By who? Kraków doesn't sound anything like GAE 'cracker' (neither vowel is close at all).

Somebody who has never been to Poland (or Europe)? Somebody who has never spoken to a Pole? Somebody who thinks that Salzburg is in Poland? Somebody who thinks that one counts to 20 like this: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 20?
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4 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 12 [726]

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4 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

10.It's Home to the Oldest Restaurant in Europe

I'm fascinated to learn that Salzburg is now in Poland. The oldest restaurant in Europe is certainly St. Peter Stiftskulinarium. There is an old restaurant in Wroclaw, but it's 470 years younger than St. Peter Stiftskulinarium and hasn't been in continuous operation anyway, it only recently reopened after being closed for several years. But Jimmy Poorhouse insists that the oldest restaurant in Europe is in Poland, so that must mean Salzburg is now in Poland. It's either that or a certain somebody knows nothing about Europe. Hoot!

19. It Has a Long Coastline

ROFL! Poland's coastline isn't even in the top 100 in the world! Estonia, tiny little Estonia, has a coastline nearly five times longer than that of Poland! LOL! Has a certain somebody ever looked at a map? Hoot!
Lazarus   
4 Nov 2024
Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

Let's look at the first three of that "20" (although somebody might claim that the below are the first four, as he claims that 12 is 20. Hoot!):
1. The Most Famous Bakery Product Was Created by a Catholic Priest

Has anybody from outside Poznan even heard of a St. Martin's croissant? And who, other than somebody who knows nothing about Poland, would claim those are they more famous than Toruńskie pierniki? LOL! And they weren't invented by a Catholic priest either. Hoot!

2. The Country Is Home to Six Michelin-Star Restaurants

Actually, that one is correct! I had dinner at one of them last Saturday, it was superb. But very much out of the reach of most people here.

2. The Country Is Home to Six Michelin-Star Restaurants

Only an idiot would think that something built by enemies who occupied Poland is something Poland is proud of.
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4 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 12 [726]

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4 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [523]

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4 Nov 2024
News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [169]

On the other hand a recorded interview on film, given by the Chief-of-Staff of the Irish Defence Forces, which you can watch.

Yes, but should we believe our own lying eyes and ears or the words of The Infallible One?

another unexploded device was safely neutralised after it was found 20 meters outside the compound."

That's actually quite important information: for the jihadis to land one rocket on the Irish camp might be regarded as a misfortune; to land two within 20 metres of it looks like carelessness, at best.

It's fun watching a narcissist jump through fire hoops backwards to avoid admitting that they were wrong.

Can you pass the popcorn please. Thanks.
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4 Nov 2024
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 12 [726]

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3 Nov 2024
News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [169]

as he understood it a rocket was taken out by the Iron Dome and debris fell on the camp.

It's a pity that he didn't read the words of Lt. Gen. Clancy:
I can confirm that yesterday afternoon there was a Katyusha rocket that landed within 2-45

uk.news.yahoo.com/irish-peacekeeping-troops-escape-injury-131252996.html

should have paid attention to those nuns.

Not punching them in the face probably would have helped too.

Well, it would probably be more accurate to say that not fantasising about punching them in the face probably would have helped too.
Lazarus   
3 Nov 2024
Life / Fast Food missing in Poland [47]

want to try Ethiopian, one of the few things I never ate

For Ethiopian, head to GoJo on JPII (west side, between Nowolipie and Nowolipki). Really good food. In that same development there's also Delhi 6, which currently does the best Indian food in Warsaw, and Achi Achi, home to awesome Japanese fried chicken. Also worth checking there is the hotpot place, but don't go there without a reservation.

Mexican taco place just off HP2, at the north end

You mean Taco Loco, opposite the court? I love their tacos but for burritos I prefer Senor Lucas. Tried that place yet?
Lazarus   
3 Nov 2024
News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [169]

Because he's been proved wrong and he doesn't like it.

You're partly right. But the majority of the problem is that he's been proved wrong by a woman, so now he's insulting her and trying to belittle her.

You can hear the words from his own mouth. He says 'a rocket', not part of a rocket or debris from a rocket.

But who are we to believe? Our own lying ears?
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1 Nov 2024
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1 Nov 2024
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 16 [732]

the NATO agreed to not move closer to Russia.

Can you link to the document in which that promise was made by NATO? Was the commitment given by the NATO Secretary General?
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31 Oct 2024
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31 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Things we hate [420]

Among the things I hate are people who try to lie their way out of trouble. Luckily Jimmy Poorhouse can't do that this time.


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Lazarus   
31 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Apropos of Nothing [76]

Poor Jimmy Poorhouse: the bottom has dropped out of his world! Will he be forced to sell his mother's shack to pay his legal bills for his vile claims about Joe Tunney? Watch this space.


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Lazarus   
31 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Things we hate [420]

Wow, Jimmy Poorhouse is so stupid that he thinks the dead can post here! What f*cking retard!
The very nice man in that photo was Joe Tunney and his obituary notice is here
funeral-notices.co.uk/notice/tunney/5204116


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Lazarus   
31 Oct 2024
Off-Topic / Apropos of Nothing [76]

Poor Jimmy Poorhouse: he's to dumb to know that somebody named Joe isn't called Christian! LOL! Hoot!


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31 Oct 2024
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31 Oct 2024
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