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Novichok   
24 Jun 2024
News / France and Germany plan to flood Poland with illegal migrants. [201]

You have definitely lost it Rich...

I guess it's true that it is impossible to please everybody...When I rant against gays - bad. When I am for gays - I "lost" it...

How did you like my other three progressive ideas for Poland?

2. The other 50% must be Muslims
3. Abortion on demand for both men and women at any moment during pregnancy and 30 days after that
4. Every other "fetus" must be black

Novichok   
24 Jun 2024
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

I hate cops. Only a loser becomes a cop.

When walking down the street you see a woman being raped...Who do you call, if anybody?
Novichok   
24 Jun 2024
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

So yes, talk to humans as "humans", and not as pigs.

You forgot #5: Plea insanity.

Me: Officer, you forgot to ask why I was speeding.
Officer: OK, why were you speeding...
Me: Because I am a moron...
Officer: OK. Slow down...
Novichok   
24 Jun 2024
UK, Ireland / "Strange " English language.. [264]

The Greeks made homosexuality a means of birth control

There must be a less repulsive way...
Novichok   
24 Jun 2024
News / France and Germany plan to flood Poland with illegal migrants. [201]

How did you like my progressive agenda for Poland, leftist azholes?

1. 50% of Poles must by law be LGBTs
2. The other 50% must be Muslims
3. Abortion on demand for both men and women at any moment during pregnancy and 30 days after that
4. Every other "fetus" must be black
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
UK, Ireland / "Strange " English language.. [264]

Most venerable human organ ever. Thing of all joy.

...and most repulsive if you are a fagot...

How many gs in "fagot"? One or two? I just want to make sure I use proper English.
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
UK, Ireland / "Strange " English language.. [264]

Paid by whom?

Crow, never, ever ask Lyzko for specifics. It's anti-Semitic and mean-spirited.
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
News / France and Germany plan to flood Poland with illegal migrants. [201]

there's a maximum of two consecutive terms of office.

Simple...Macron should self-identify as Macronska and try to be elected as the first woman with testicles.

I wouldn't call them "balls" since it's an entirely different thing.
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
UK, Ireland / "Strange " English language.. [264]

Albanian for "you" formal is "Ju" and pronounced 'yeeew',

Can you name one person who gives a fvck?

This thread is about English - the language that should replace all other languages.
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
Off-Topic / Things We Love [332]

Look what they did to my fountain.

I know how to stop it.
Novichok   
23 Jun 2024
News / France and Germany plan to flood Poland with illegal migrants. [201]

Welcome to the club of proud racists.

I want to be the club Great Wizzard.

Racism is survival. That's why wolves don't buy that multicultural shlt and gold fish never fvcks purple fish.

I just can't imagine Warsaw having a Muslim for a mayor.

JR, you are such a bigot...Here is my progressive plan for Poland:

1. 50% of Poles must by law be LGBT
2. The other 50% must be Muslim
3. Abortion on demand for both men and women at any moment during pregnancy and 30 days after that
4. Every other "fetus" must be black...Sorry, I meant Black.

Did I miss anything?
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1440]

But you are a foreigner!Albeit with American citizenship!

So?

Give America back to the native Americans!

Native Americans were frogs and cockroaches. Then came monkeys and Neanderthals...Now what?

BTW, Lyzko is not capable of making a point. If he succeeded this time, what is that point?
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Abortion still under control in Poland - part 2 [383]

Thanks for your sexist, self-centered hypocritical

Now the funny part...Women often discuss and expect the guy to be at least six feet tall. When the interviewer asks: How much do you weigh? What??? How dare you???

Even better...What I make is mine. What he makes we split 50-50.

The ultimate ...I need $10,000 a month just for me. I think I am lowballing...

Women are not capable of shame. Just look at what they wear...Chicago hookers are more modest...

I don't mind a nice ass and a pair of tits walking down the street but not in my face...Leave it covered...After 40, they are not as arousing anymore...
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Abortion still under control in Poland - part 2 [383]

A woman should be allowed to terminate the kid's life after birth. Say...within 30 days.

Just as some car dealers allow to buy cars and return them within X days or Y miles if not completely satisfied.

Novi, that was brilliant and so revolutionary...
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Abortion still under control in Poland - part 2 [383]

According to feminazis and other morons, vaginas, in addition to making men very happy, have another magical property.

Vaginas bestow personhood on a blob of meat and bones - aka "fetus".

Just by sliding through it...Amazing...
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Abortion still under control in Poland - part 2 [383]

Abortion is a great subject. It's binary and an easy winner for those who don't like it.

Since starting life is a joint decision, terminating should be, too, where abortions are legal.
Novichok   
21 Jun 2024
News / Abortion still under control in Poland - part 2 [383]

Hey, weasel, maybe this one will be less perplexing...

When does life begin? How many hours from conception? A reminder: A typical pregnancy is 6720 hours.

The answer to the above question is a number so take your chicken analogies and shove them up your weasel ass...