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Posts by Torq  

Joined: 2 Dec 2023 / Male ♂
Last Post: 13 Sep 2025
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From: Gdansk
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Torq   
27 Jun 2025
Off-Topic / PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome! [122]

@Bobko

Weightlifting, climbing, diving, shooting, fishing - on top or creating and running a successful business! Where do you find strength for all that? Do all Russians have such energy? Hm... maybe this European NATO intervention in Russia wasn't such a great idea. :D

I used to do a bit of skeet shooting and target shooting (7.62mm bolt-action hunting rifles) with my Dad, as well as years of kickboxing and football but it was all ages ago. Got awfully lazy ever since I got married and these days it's only recreational walks and some good old bodyweight workout to keep in shape.
Torq   
27 Jun 2025
Off-Topic / PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome! [122]

This is something for scientists to study.

Definitely.

I'm not sure, however, if we would enjoy reading the final conclusions of such study haha
Torq   
27 Jun 2025
Off-Topic / PF members MEETUPS.....everyone welcome! [122]

A man amongst men.

Hear, hear.

If I were to choose a five-a-side football team from all the members, it would be...

First line-up:

-----------------------------------
Torq (goalkeeper)

Bobko - AntV

Bratwurst Boy - Ironside
-----------------------------------

Of course BB would suffer the most because with two Poles, an American, and a Russian our команда wouldn't have much chance for international success ha ha but at least we would have fun. :)

Substitutes:

Grunni
Amiga (but he would have to remeber it's no Aussie rules)
Velund
Jon357
Maf (to shout "come on, guys, destroy those f*cking motherfvckers!!!" when the things get tough).

Coach: Novichok (we need someone with gray hair and foul language on the bench - it will make us look serious as a team).
Torq   
27 Jun 2025
Life / Poland is horrible and I have to live here - somebody call a whambulance! [95]

Poles could do with reflecting on that.

You are preaching to the converted, Atch. I would really love to see Poles adopting Irish driving style but I wouldn't hold my breath. Hot Slavic blood, ridiculously high testoterone levels, Sarmatian ambition... what to do? Ehh...
Torq   
27 Jun 2025
Life / Poland is horrible and I have to live here - somebody call a whambulance! [95]

Drive on Irish roads and see the difference between driving there and in Poland.

As someone who spent 3 years in Ireland and drove there for about 2.5 years, I can speak only in superlatives about Irish drivers.

They are cuddly, fluffy teddy bears behind the wheel compared to the overwhelming majority of Poles.
Torq   
26 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Who knows....maybe the head of the snake is already long gone?

*fingers crossed*
Torq   
26 Jun 2025
News / Germany eyes Poland's economic miracle [44]

on quality of life the gap is much narrowr

Definitely.

Also, in Poland the chance of your child dying in a school shooting is significantly lower, as well as the chance of them becoming a drug addict or contracting HIV (not to mention drowning under a mountain of medical bills or graduating from university with a ton of debt). All in all, I would say that at the moment Poland is one of the best places in the world to live, and in 15-20 years time it is very likely that it will be the best place in terms of quality of life. Give intelligent people freedom, and that's what they do with it - they build a paradise.

The deciding factors in case of Poles are: diligence, thrift, self-discipline and overal cleanliness and order. We are the Germans/Swiss of the 21st century. :)

*WarSore bursting into this thread like a bulldog into a henhouse in 3 ... 2 ... 1*
Torq   
26 Jun 2025
Life / Poland is horrible and I have to live here - somebody call a whambulance! [95]

@WarSore

You joined the board 5 days ago and in this short period of time somehow managed to make over 100 posts, all containing pretty much the same thing. Therefore, I started this thread especially for you because I'm a thoughtful kinda guy. If you work really hard this thread may become a sort of All Things Wrong With Poland Encyclopedia - your magnum opus, so to speak.

So, please post all your anti-Polish rants here instead of polluting tens of threads all over the forum. Thank you.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Tylko dla Polaków [16]

dejectedly exits

Nie martw się - zostało Ci jeszcze 99,99% innych wątków na PF. ;)

Poza tym nie jestem pewny czy ten pomysł wypali.

Faszyści.

He he :)
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / Poland Sports News - part 2 [76]

Today the men's volleyball team plays against Italy in...Chicago!

So, we're playing at home. Perfect.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Tylko dla Polaków [16]

Xenophobe!

Go away from this thread, unPolish person. 😁
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Tylko dla Polaków [16]

Dobra, ludzie. Wygląda na to, że cudzoziemcy na tym forum albo bezczelnie korzystają z translatorów online (e.g. Johnny Reb) albo bezczelnie nauczyli się polskiego na poziomie C2 (Bobko) i nie możemy już sobie spokojnie pisać we własnym gronie, tak żeby obcy nas nie rozumieli. Na szczęście polszczyzna jest na tyle zajebista, że po pierwsze, możemy pisać tak, że wszystkie translatory się zesrają, a po drugie tak, żeby nawet taki bystrzak jak Bobko nic nie zrozumiał. :)

No to jedziemy... na próbę...

Diebra, kierwasz-twarz, wtmacie glownego mąciciela wydajemiesie, że ryrzy hój powinien już turlać beret bo dalciala i dziala na pale wszytskim.

... now, let's see what the online translator makes of it...

"Diebra, you steer-face, in the middle of the main troublemaker, it seems to me that Ryrzy Hoj should already roll the beret because he gave and works on everything".

Hahahahah :D Idealnie!

Czyli jeszcze raz - jak chcemy coś napisać między sobą, to robimy to tutaj, w taki sposób jak powyżej wytłuszczonym drukiem.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
UK, Ireland / BBC launches new Polish language news service [87]

Poles mostly prefer drinking on park benches, usually before midday

Or at home to a mirror, regardless of the time of the day. It's convenient, cheaper and when you're wasted you don't have to worry about getting back home because you're already there. Why a mirror? For company. Drinking alone is a sure sign of alcoholism and one wants to avoid that.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

Dlaczego nie chcesz omawiać takich tematów po angielsku?

Właściwie to wszystko mi jedno. Szczerze mówiąc, ostatnio nie bardzo mam energię na bardziej szczegółowe zgłębianie jakiegokolwiek tematu. Zarzucam raz na jakiś czas temat w polskiej sekcji, żeby dział "Po polsku" nie umarł śmiercią naturalną. W końcu wypada, żeby na PF były jakieś wątki pisane w naszej pięknej polszczyźnie.

Co do ewolucji poglądów to:

1. Tylko krowa nie zmienia zdania.
2. Polityka wymaga elastyczności i giętkości.
3. Co do WAŻNYCH rzeczy moje poglądy są stałe jak skała.

Przy okazji - nieźle sobie radzisz z językiem polskim. :)
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Young Marxian Daily

That's the one thing that extreme left and extreme right have in common - dislike of Jews and Israel. For me it means that the Israelis must be doing something right if both commies and nazis hate them. :)
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

I kto jak zwykle miał racje?

No bo z tym Tuskiem, to zawsze jest tak, że "niby człowiek wiedział, ale jednak się łudził". Daje się mu kolejną szansę, w nadziei że tym razem będzie lepiej, a z niego i tak na końcu wychodzi kawał __________ . *

* - niech każdy sobie wstawi co chce

@PSL

Wychodzić mi z tej koalicji, Panowie, bo to wstyd.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

KO ma całą kadencję, zanim będą musieli to zrobić ponownie

No teraz to już tylko pół kadencji.

Tusk dał dupy. Czasami zdarza się, że w jakimś kraju rządzący przekręcą wybory. Mając do swojej dyspozycji służby, wywiad, media itp. są w stanie - jak to bywa na Białorusi czy w innej Korei - wygrać wybory niezależnie od tego jak ludzie głosują. Zdarza się. Ale jeszcze w żadnym, kurwa, kraju na świecie nie zdarzyło się żeby opozycja przekręciła wybory. Jeżeli coś takiego się dzieje pod nosem rządu, to znaczy, że premier jest debilem. Debilem albo zadufanym w sobie dupkiem, który sądzi, że mu słońce z dupy świeci (co w sumie na jedno wychodzi).

Większej kompromitacji dla Tuska niż wygrana Nawrockiego w wyborach nie można sobie wyobrazić. Dlatego albo Tusk powinien zaszyć się gdzieś na Kaszubach i trzymać z daleka od życia publicznego w Polsce, albo powinniśmy mieć przedterminowe wybory. Ten rząd przy wetującym wszystko Nawrockim i tak już gówno zrobi. Po co czekać dwa lata?
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

I still don't see: US is #1!

Geez...

Old Trump with his tie brightly spun,
Declared, "We're the best-number one!
We've got all the might,
And burgers done right-
Even bald eagles salute when we run!"


Trump

... just use ChatGPT yourself, Novi. *rolls eyes*
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

rzad najpierw organizuje referendum zanim dziala

Może w demokracji bezpośredniej, na wzór szwajcarski, ale nie w Polsce. Polska jest generalnie demokracją przedstawicielską, a elementy demokracji bezpośredniej, takie jak referenda mają miejsce sporadycznie.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

I thought you were being serious and I went Paulina on you.

By the way, I hope this new idiom catches on...

to go Paulina on sb - to severly admonish and rebuke someone under the mistaken belief that they were serious, when in fact they were joking

Example:
She went Paulina on him for the sarcastic comment, only realizing later it was all in jest.

Anyways, looks like the entire Israel-Iran drama is over...

wiadomosci.onet.pl/swiat/prezydent-iranu-oglosil-koniec-12-dniowej-wojny-narzuconej-przez-izrael-relacja-na/helyhm6

How about a little appreciation for the guy

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose stance gave opponents a bump.
For Israel he stood,
As he said that he would,
And dealt with Iran with a thump.


There. Courtesy of ChatGPT.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Edit: I'm sorry, I had to.

Oh, sh*t. You were joking.

I thought you were being serious and I went Paulina on you. xD Sorry.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

imigranci wpłyną tylko na Polska B

Na pewno ta przysłowiowa Polska B najbardziej ucierpi ekonomicznie na masowym napływie imigrantów, ale duże miasta Polski A też będą miały problem.

bezużyteczne psy głosowały na alfonsa

Nie no, już odpuść w końcu temu Nawrockiemu. Błędy młodości każdemu się zdarzają, już nie ma co drążyć.
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

We are one people. One leader. One empire.

Hate to break it to you, Bobi, but "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" is probably (just probably) not the best slogan to win Polish hearts.

every person in Europe could name 10 Italian gifts to the world in less than a minute

Also, I saw Italy related magazines in at least half a dozen languages all over Europe. Somehow I didn't notice similar periodicals about Russia.

As I pointed out in #716, Soviet Union aside from the real power had also certain amount of soft power to exert, at least in some parts of the world. Gold toilet sh*tters' putinist Russia has neither. That's why the current Russian government is such an abomination--they turned a huge country, rich in resources and inheriting the technological and scientific accomplishments from the Soviet Union, with amazing potential to get wealthy and exert cultural soft power all over the world, into a pariah state allied to and relying on weapon deliveries from North Korea and Iran. Russia's problem is not Ukraine, EU, NATO or GloboHomo; their problem is kleptocratic (on a galactic scale) mafia that rules their country.

But why am I stating the obvious here? Ehhh...

And, there it was. I sight forever burned in my innocent child's brain

Such traumatic experience! Now I understand why you became a metalhead later in your life. ;)
Torq   
25 Jun 2025
Po polsku / Koniec Tuska [17]

Zerknijcie tutaj. Wiem, że to nie jest nowy temat, ale wygląda na to, że zjawisko się nasiliło i akurat w tym temacie Bosak ma 100% racji...

polsatnews.pl/wiadomosc/2025-06-24/krzysztof-bosak-uderza-w-rzecznika-rzadu-wyrachowane-klamstwo/

... to w końcu się przedostanie do szerszej opinii publicznej i rząd Tuska dostanie tak po d*pie w kolejnych wyborach, że PiS/Konfederacja będą miały większość konstytucyjną.

Chyba pora, żeby PSL opuścił ten skompromitowany rząd.
Torq   
24 Jun 2025
Genealogy / Russian POW Camp records [71]

...how about a mixed family?

Ha! Always good to have somebody with functioning brain at hand. Good thinking, BB. There were plenty of mixed families or even soldiers of purely German heritage (up to generals and admirals) in Wojsko Polskie in 1939.
Torq   
24 Jun 2025
News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Christ as King

Boring. We have it too. Officially...

vice.com/en/article/jesus-christ-king-of-poland-876/

Russia First

Boring. Poland First is our motto since 966.

we have been abused and taken advantage of. From now on, we shoot first, ask questions later.

Boring. Are you sure you're not copying these points from Młodzież Wszechpolska website?

Death to GloboHomo.

... or PiS/Konfederacja websites?

Destruction of (...) EU. UN. WTO. NATO

OK, this one point is original but the destruction of international organisations can hardly be considered an interesting "offer for the whole world", can it?
Torq   
24 Jun 2025
Genealogy / Russian POW Camp records [71]

The 1st one he received is known as Krzyzen Walecznych. He got that from his 1st tour of duty from the 4th Sigmals Regiment 1919-1922. The 2nd medal he received is a round one with these words on the reverse side of the eagle Polska Swema Obroncy.

Are you sure it's not the other way around?

Krzyż Walecznych (Cross of Valour) was established in 1920 but awarded also in the WW2 period and later. The "Polska swemu obrońcy" (Poland to Her Defender) medal was a memorial medal for 1918-1921 war, and as far as I know no version of it was awarded for 1939 campaign. Let me check...

...

Hm... OK, looks like there was a version of "Polska Swemu Obrońcy" awarded for 1939 campaign but it was a communist medal, established in PRL (People's Republic of Poland), and you say that your grandpa moved to West Germany before the end of the war (which is rather odd as well for a decorated Polish soldier).

Strange history...