dnz
24 Oct 2008
Life / You know you have been living in poland too long when.... [73]
The roads seem normal to you and when back in the UK they seem amazing.
You can cook chicken in breadcrumbs
you sometimes say Kurwa when something goes wrong instead of the English equivalent.
You start to accept the terrible food as normal.
You can drink 4 pints of beer and still feel normal
You can tell the difference between different brands of vodka
You drink bottled water instead of tap water and robinsons cordial
You think nothing about drinking alcohol at a lunch meeting
The blue collar workers swigging alcohol on trams at 6 am no longer alarms you.
You start waiting for the green light before crossing the road for fear of a fine.
The roads seem normal to you and when back in the UK they seem amazing.
You can cook chicken in breadcrumbs
you sometimes say Kurwa when something goes wrong instead of the English equivalent.
You start to accept the terrible food as normal.
You can drink 4 pints of beer and still feel normal
You can tell the difference between different brands of vodka
You drink bottled water instead of tap water and robinsons cordial
You think nothing about drinking alcohol at a lunch meeting
The blue collar workers swigging alcohol on trams at 6 am no longer alarms you.
You start waiting for the green light before crossing the road for fear of a fine.