Huegel
26 Feb 2007
Polonia / Germans: Do Poles like them or dislike them? [217]
Hey, when you've got it, you've got it, dawg...
A white man being the most popular rapper or something
Hey, when you've got it, you've got it, dawg...
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
Language / difficult English words for Polish speakers? [119]
oh god, the one that gets my goat and any other dairy animals in the vacinity at the time is the <insert expletive of choice here> could care less.
That means you COULD be more worried, annoyed, bothered about something. I could NOT care less however, means there is no single topic that interests you less than the one you are talking about. How hard is that?
Oh and coming in a close second is write me. Write me what? A letter? A poem? What? I demand to know, you have to tell me!! But if you just want to say write me, then PLEASE for the love of god and all things English, use the little word to. :) Write to me.
oh god, the one that gets my goat and any other dairy animals in the vacinity at the time is the <insert expletive of choice here> could care less.
That means you COULD be more worried, annoyed, bothered about something. I could NOT care less however, means there is no single topic that interests you less than the one you are talking about. How hard is that?
Oh and coming in a close second is write me. Write me what? A letter? A poem? What? I demand to know, you have to tell me!! But if you just want to say write me, then PLEASE for the love of god and all things English, use the little word to. :) Write to me.
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
Language / "polish pig" - is it offensive? [41]
So cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. Also BA. :)
daffy
So cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. Also BA. :)
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
USA, Canada / POLISH PEOPLE IN CT.... [21]
CT isn't that Counter Terrorism?
So you want to meet operators in Grom? :)
CT isn't that Counter Terrorism?
So you want to meet operators in Grom? :)
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
USA, Canada / POLISH PEOPLE IN CT.... [21]
Hi lala, it's great that you're here, but I have a quick question. Can you see the Cap Locks button on your keyboard?
like this one
Please, please, please press it once. Thanks in advance. :)
Hi lala, it's great that you're here, but I have a quick question. Can you see the Cap Locks button on your keyboard?
like this one
Please, please, please press it once. Thanks in advance. :)
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
USA, Canada / POLISH PEOPLE IN CT.... [21]
Wish I could take credit, but it was a google find. :) It does look taped up, perhaps that is actually lala's keyboard, now that would explain everything. :)
Was that tape on your caps
Wish I could take credit, but it was a google find. :) It does look taped up, perhaps that is actually lala's keyboard, now that would explain everything. :)
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
UK, Ireland / Irish Thoughts on Britain and the British and vice versa [53]
I'm anti Irish, coming over to England with your theme pubs and special dark beer, getting all Michael Flatley on our collective arses. Then there is the whole fecking priest thing...don't get me started! Just who do you think you are? :) What, don't you think we have enough of our own culture with hankey throwing and cheese rolling and drunken brawling! :) We didn't build an empire by singing about life being one big rollercoaster, no we did not!
I know you got it daffy, but for anyone who doesn't get my jokes (who is that solitary fgure over there?) please don't take offence. I love the Blarney and all things Irish (with the possible exception of Paul Rankin)
anti irish
I'm anti Irish, coming over to England with your theme pubs and special dark beer, getting all Michael Flatley on our collective arses. Then there is the whole fecking priest thing...don't get me started! Just who do you think you are? :) What, don't you think we have enough of our own culture with hankey throwing and cheese rolling and drunken brawling! :) We didn't build an empire by singing about life being one big rollercoaster, no we did not!
I know you got it daffy, but for anyone who doesn't get my jokes (who is that solitary fgure over there?) please don't take offence. I love the Blarney and all things Irish (with the possible exception of Paul Rankin)
Huegel
28 Feb 2007
Love / still looking for another polish girl - i wont give up :) [48]
So by that logic, that means I can say poles are all thick, after all look at their leader, he's Polish and looks like a potato. :)
I know your man was a scumbag, but he was an american and as far as i'm aware, having a striking resemblance to something or someone does not actually allow you to explain anything, except your own prejudices of course. :)
german and looks like Hitler, so that explains everything.
So by that logic, that means I can say poles are all thick, after all look at their leader, he's Polish and looks like a potato. :)
I know your man was a scumbag, but he was an american and as far as i'm aware, having a striking resemblance to something or someone does not actually allow you to explain anything, except your own prejudices of course. :)
Huegel
1 Mar 2007
News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]
woah there Neddy.
Who is this "we" to which you so mysteriously refer, in order to make your statement seem more impressive than: I hate you poles; cunjuring up one man stood in the street shaking his fist, Blakey style, at the lamposts, which are the bane of his life.
Ok, you have a problem with Poles, but please don't bring us into it. :)
We british hate you poles now
woah there Neddy.
Who is this "we" to which you so mysteriously refer, in order to make your statement seem more impressive than: I hate you poles; cunjuring up one man stood in the street shaking his fist, Blakey style, at the lamposts, which are the bane of his life.
Ok, you have a problem with Poles, but please don't bring us into it. :)
Huegel
1 Mar 2007
News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]
Even if they did, which I doubt, i don't think anything would happen apart from it being filled under B and never seen again.
Seriously, I was talking to a mate of mine last week and he said he was watching some little scroat breaking into his car and proceeding to reverse engineer the stereo system. (obviously some kind of YTS initiative)
He naturally called the police who gallantly turned up a few hours later and told him to forget it, no chance of finding the little darling etc and as a parthian shot (as he'd asked what had taken so long) they told him that they only responded quickly if it was violence or drugs related.
I expect they will give the IP address to the UK Police if asked. We do have reciprocating laws after all.
Even if they did, which I doubt, i don't think anything would happen apart from it being filled under B and never seen again.
Seriously, I was talking to a mate of mine last week and he said he was watching some little scroat breaking into his car and proceeding to reverse engineer the stereo system. (obviously some kind of YTS initiative)
He naturally called the police who gallantly turned up a few hours later and told him to forget it, no chance of finding the little darling etc and as a parthian shot (as he'd asked what had taken so long) they told him that they only responded quickly if it was violence or drugs related.
Huegel
1 Mar 2007
News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]
The problem is, when they do turn up and find there is no 6'6 ex basketballer unicycling down High St rubbing coke into his gums whilst attempting to shoot glass bottles of the head of the scallies he chained to the lamposts earlier, they might be a bit disappointed.
I know I would be. :)
tend to embellish the story a tad
The problem is, when they do turn up and find there is no 6'6 ex basketballer unicycling down High St rubbing coke into his gums whilst attempting to shoot glass bottles of the head of the scallies he chained to the lamposts earlier, they might be a bit disappointed.
I know I would be. :)
Huegel
1 Mar 2007
News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]
Something tells me you're not a fully paid up, card carrying member of the hug-a-bobby group. :)
i do not give not a second thought to the feelings of pc plod
Something tells me you're not a fully paid up, card carrying member of the hug-a-bobby group. :)
Huegel
2 Mar 2007
Love / I had a Polish female friend. Horror in my mind... [79]
excellent insight. do hope you consider registering here. I think you'd be a great addition to the ranks.
Carry on...
marchewka
excellent insight. do hope you consider registering here. I think you'd be a great addition to the ranks.
Carry on...
Huegel
3 Mar 2007
Love / I had a Polish female friend. Horror in my mind... [79]
Avoid the dimply ones.
odd shaped balls involved
Avoid the dimply ones.
Huegel
3 Mar 2007
Language / If you can say that, you are excellent in Polish. [32]
is a very long word... Shame we can't chose our parents. Extra wide passport. Yep. :)
konstantynopolitanczykiewiczowna
is a very long word... Shame we can't chose our parents. Extra wide passport. Yep. :)
Huegel
3 Mar 2007
Love / Illegal Polish girl wants me to marry her for citizenship [124]
Howzit mate.
Yeah. That's pretty brutal alright. I don't think we can generalise here and say all polish girls this... but the same thing happened to me, i've already mentioned it here, but might as well tell you too, my ex told me, as we were going through the whole splitting up thing: "You love me? Well, that's your problem isn't it."
Dunno if it helps or not, but you're not on your own mate. :)
Howzit mate.
Yeah. That's pretty brutal alright. I don't think we can generalise here and say all polish girls this... but the same thing happened to me, i've already mentioned it here, but might as well tell you too, my ex told me, as we were going through the whole splitting up thing: "You love me? Well, that's your problem isn't it."
Dunno if it helps or not, but you're not on your own mate. :)
Huegel
3 Mar 2007
Love / Polish women are too easy to fall in love with. [68]
Yep, in this instance, it's better to sleep alone. :) Wise words my man.
Regret makes an awful bedfellow
Yep, in this instance, it's better to sleep alone. :) Wise words my man.
Huegel
3 Mar 2007
Love / Illegal Polish girl wants me to marry her for citizenship [124]
:)
Then perhaps, if I may be so bold, I might recommend the teachings of the little known 50 cent. A rapper for all occasions. :)
solace in thinking she was a bi*ch... and i was entirely innocent...
:)
Then perhaps, if I may be so bold, I might recommend the teachings of the little known 50 cent. A rapper for all occasions. :)
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]
Hmm, i'll try this again, seeing as it got deleted the first time around.
Hi Tele. Hope you're ok. For the mods, you have to put this in, otherwise, they get grumpy, so bear with me, gentle reader. As I do't live back home in the uk anymore, I have a question, which, whilst not necessarily, directly on topic, is to do with the actual theme of the thread, and as such is not causing any direct hi-jacking. However, if you please, I can wave a hand grenade around and demand we fly to Rio whilst asking my question. :)
Phew, still with me T? Hope so, we're almost there. Ahh the point: :)
Is the large woman, with her mesmorising chest, still presenting UKTV Food?
Hmm, i'll try this again, seeing as it got deleted the first time around.
Hi Tele. Hope you're ok. For the mods, you have to put this in, otherwise, they get grumpy, so bear with me, gentle reader. As I do't live back home in the uk anymore, I have a question, which, whilst not necessarily, directly on topic, is to do with the actual theme of the thread, and as such is not causing any direct hi-jacking. However, if you please, I can wave a hand grenade around and demand we fly to Rio whilst asking my question. :)
Phew, still with me T? Hope so, we're almost there. Ahh the point: :)
Is the large woman, with her mesmorising chest, still presenting UKTV Food?
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]
Ahh, cheers Annia. We must stop meeting like this, people will talk! :) She was about the only reason I ever watched an otherwise average show. It would be rather amsuing watching her trying to pronounce some names of polish food, she seemed to struggle with Gino D'Acampo. :) (Though, thinking about it, I don't think she'd have put up much resistance.) :)
Ahh, cheers Annia. We must stop meeting like this, people will talk! :) She was about the only reason I ever watched an otherwise average show. It would be rather amsuing watching her trying to pronounce some names of polish food, she seemed to struggle with Gino D'Acampo. :) (Though, thinking about it, I don't think she'd have put up much resistance.) :)
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Work / For all English teachers in Poland (who work for only $1000 a month) [102]
Shh, if you stop now, they might not notice you. It was the, <looks around nervously> Admin team *shudder*
Listen, don't let them know you know, or you know they'll do nasty things, like take you to the <swallows loudly> trash can.
But you don't know me and i've not told you this. :)
Who the hell changed the name of my topic??
Shh, if you stop now, they might not notice you. It was the, <looks around nervously> Admin team *shudder*
Listen, don't let them know you know, or you know they'll do nasty things, like take you to the <swallows loudly> trash can.
But you don't know me and i've not told you this. :)
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]
You trying to get my hopes up again! :)
I think i am with you (not personally
You trying to get my hopes up again! :)
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]
It's working. :) And we have the mesmorising chest woman to thank. What is her name. Jenny Vanilla slice or something?
It's working. :) And we have the mesmorising chest woman to thank. What is her name. Jenny Vanilla slice or something?
Huegel
4 Mar 2007
Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]
Perhaps we should buy her a hat? :)
I do think she'd be ever so scary in the flesh, but she does seem to talk with her, well, assets.
See it's times like this that Austria just cant compete. :)
Another note to Admin. We're not chatting, promise. :)
i will check out ukfood channel shortly when i go downstairs and see if the woman is gracing the channel
Perhaps we should buy her a hat? :)
I do think she'd be ever so scary in the flesh, but she does seem to talk with her, well, assets.
See it's times like this that Austria just cant compete. :)
Another note to Admin. We're not chatting, promise. :)
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
Feedback / What rule have I offended with this translation request? [21]
It's like going into a pub and saying drink. :) Is that a command or an offer. Everyone around you fnishes up and looks at you expectantly. :) That's going to be a costly night out.
It's like going into a pub and saying drink. :) Is that a command or an offer. Everyone around you fnishes up and looks at you expectantly. :) That's going to be a costly night out.
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
Feedback / What rule have I offended with this translation request? [21]
lol
Like cease and desist, but with less Canderel. Now that is is a spoonerful :) You must understand please sonny.
I, Huegel.
Welcome aboard Rick54. Good to have you here. Don't mind us, we've all just been here a little too long, it gets us all in the end.
Just the way those two lines followed on from each other made me smile. :)
lol
Like cease and desist, but with less Canderel. Now that is is a spoonerful :) You must understand please sonny.
I, Huegel.
Welcome aboard Rick54. Good to have you here. Don't mind us, we've all just been here a little too long, it gets us all in the end.
She can go commando if she wants too..
Try to get out of the Grand Canyon...
Just the way those two lines followed on from each other made me smile. :)
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]
Far too logical Bubba. There has to be something else there. <remembering to observe your Shatnerian pauses> Get bletchley on the blower, we'll have them take a schnuffty.
God only knows what the Americans will make of that. :)
which would explian why it was posted in the off-topic lounge
Far too logical Bubba. There has to be something else there. <remembering to observe your Shatnerian pauses> Get bletchley on the blower, we'll have them take a schnuffty.
God only knows what the Americans will make of that. :)
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]
Damn clever Frenchies, coming over and stealing our words for Radiator.
Interesting that English is not a germanic language.
Damn clever Frenchies, coming over and stealing our words for Radiator.
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]
Those pesky Saxons, Jutes and Angles.
Hmm, Angles, Saxons?
Angle oh Saxons (Matron) Can I hold anything for you Vicar? :)
Dane Geld isn't he that the guy from Another Level who had an accident with a pair of shears? :)
Those pesky Saxons, Jutes and Angles.
Hmm, Angles, Saxons?
Angle oh Saxons (Matron) Can I hold anything for you Vicar? :)
Dane Geld isn't he that the guy from Another Level who had an accident with a pair of shears? :)
Huegel
5 Mar 2007
UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]
Come on then Quincy. Edumucate us. What does genetics have to do with language?
Why am I expecting a punch line to follow that? :)
You also don't understand genetics and its relation to lanuage.
Come on then Quincy. Edumucate us. What does genetics have to do with language?
Why am I expecting a punch line to follow that? :)