News / Man from Zakopane who cut off his own genitals [53]

I wanted to have the sex change operation a while back....They told me that changing my bits from male to female was easy enough , the tricky part was removing half the brain.....And yes i am ready for the abuse...hee hee....Sorry ladies , its just a joke , honest , forgive me......

Real Estate / Can I buy a small farm in Poland? [49]


Its becoming quite poular in the touristy area,s where they are known as eco farms . and the poorer farmers are eco friendly for the simple reason they can, t afford to fling loads of nasty chemicals on their land....

News / Man from Zakopane who cut off his own genitals [53]

No offence meant girls.....I consider women as equals , and actually quite like them....

UK, Ireland / YORKSHIRE POLICE SPEND 2 MILLION ON TRANSLATORS [32]

Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred....strong in arm , and thick in head.....as the saying goes....

Life / Young Gifted and Polish [15]


I think you mean gangster , as in criminal gang member....

Travel / Have you ever been in Poland? [111]

I passed through Poland once on a drive to Belarus....now i live here....not an easy life , but no regrets about moving...

UK, Ireland / Getting married to a Polish Citizen in the UK [371]

BUST AV LOOK DO YO Banbo...YUT SHAD HOVE NUN TREBLE FEENDING A LALVLY GIR....YUR VISAA MUSTLY GOON NOO YUS...???

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]

Wear her clothes....always works for me.....

Life / rules and regulation for marrying a polish girl [68]

No need to get married , just buy her a house , and give her half your wages for the next twenty years.....she will be happy.....

Love / What does a Polish girlfriend expect from a relationship? [17]


same as girls from any country...a house , car , maybe children , and then her freedom....

News / The most useless things in Poland [140]


Electrical switches , sockets , and light fittings are pretty useless....Mind you the ones on my farm have probably been there since 1939...

Life / Brits moving to live in Poland [88]

Its not an easy life in Poland , but i think a better one , as long as you have a bit of money behind you....

Life / CAR BREAK DOWN SERVICE IN POLAND TOWING SERVICE [9]

In Poland if you break down you can ring the AA , and they bring you a full bottle of vodka.....so you are able to drive your car , and not notice the tyre is flat , or the engine is making a dreadfull noise.....

Life / CAR BREAK DOWN SERVICE IN POLAND TOWING SERVICE [9]


There is a drinking and driving problem in Poland.....but i wouldn,t say everybody does it....The large number of people killed is due to many factors...alcohol is one of them...

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


maybe he means Affection...but just isn,t good with spelling.....?


And how does he know this...? Seems he got his infection doing some on the job research......

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]

How does he know a drunken bum on the street is Polish..? A drunk is a drunk , can,t say i can tell any difference between an English or a Polish drunk...exept in Poland i find drunk people to be much better behaved....

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


seems he is still looking for one.......

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]


HA...serves him right.....spoilt our fun a bit tho....who shall we pick on now....where is Michal...?

Life / Polish dentists - good and cheap? [84]


I wouldn,t give you any pain killer either....

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]

Lets hope you kill somebody next time....and are taken out of society and put where you belong......I wish people would just own up to being gay , instead of doing all this macho stuff to cover it up.....

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]

Oh i apolagise , i did,t realise you were providing a vital public service , i thought you were doing it because you liked it...In that case its a good job there are people like you around....My mistake...

Real Estate / I'm not Polish - can I buy a house in Poland ? [49]

I am an Englishman who worked hard in the UK , to be able to buy a small farm in Poland , not because i want to make a huge profit , but because i simply want to live here....In due course i will have a business bringing tourists to Poland , and hopefully i will be employing Polish people....I think most of the houses and lands bought in the future will not be bought by British people , but by Poles who have made their money in the UK and other places....This is part of the price of being in the European union....If enough Poles don,t like it they can vote Poland out of the EU ,England can chuck all the Poles out of the UK , and we can all take a huge step back in time....The only future i can see for Poland is a a major tourist attraction , it will bring wealth , and jobs to Poland , but watch out , some of those tourists might want to live here , i did..!....I think for most Brits , Poland is too far away , and too different for them to get used to , so we are not going to see masses of them buying up Polish land....Perhaps people should have checked out what the European union was all about before they voted to join it.....I think its good for Poland , and the future is good...thats why i am here.....

USA, Canada / Day before Schegen:Canada finds Polish passport, US deports,cut from home [44]

Hello Matt...If you fill in form567/45tg36457/987 and post this to your grandmother , she can then paste down the corner of the document untill the word maudlin is almost completly covered...Using the code word lemon curry you can then phone mr Winston rupert at the small wool shop in the square , and order form t5678/345h and this can be used to make a small paper aeroplane , which when covered wih mouse fur will get you across the border...You will not be allowed to take a car over the border , if you want to do this you will have to be accompanied by an inflatable thingy , and be able to recite the Chinese alphabet whilst drinking a cup of prune juice...I hope this is pretty clear to you , if not i can post it 16 times on this forum , which will help no end....

Life / Modern Trams in Wroclaw - disappeared? [5]

We got rid of all our trams in the uk , a long time ago , too old fashioned , but now they have brought them back in one city , and others may follow....It would be a shame to lose them in Poland , even though the tram lines are a bit lethal to my Harley ....

News / Illegal immigrant tries to get into Poland in a luggage [19]

Polish police are looking into the case , and the Rucksack.....

USA, Canada / Day before Schegen:Canada finds Polish passport, US deports,cut from home [44]


Oh its all so clear now.........??????

Life / Modern Trams in Wroclaw - disappeared? [5]

Oh , Manchester too...?? Thats news to me , i know they have had them in Sheffield for a while , and they are preparing to have them in Leeds.......

Life / JOKES ABOUT POLISH. Have we deserve it? [68]

I would be happy to tell some Polish jokes , thats if i knew any , but i must confess i never ever heard any fun poked at Polish people while i lived in the UK...Perhaps things might change now there are a few more Poles in UK....Most of the schoolboy jokes seemed to be aimed at the Irish , and blacks and asians....I don,t mind telling jokes about other races , but then i can take it if they aim a joke at my race....I know for sure my Polish friends would not take offence if i joked about them , they know i would not mean any offence....

Life / JOKES ABOUT POLISH. Have we deserve it? [68]

Did you hear about the Polish girl who went to Ireland looking for an 18 inch murphy...? She didn,t realise it was a telivision set.......

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


Lets have a whip round people of Poland , we can pay him more not to come....