Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]


Better than I Ranj. That's about the only thing I could never forgive.

UK, Ireland / English people attitude towards Poles? [761]


yep. That's contraction for you. It's great isn't it. :)

I was contractually obliged to point that out btw.

Love / Is She Doomed to be miserable and have her marriage fail? [41]

It was more the translation than the spelling :)

Nil Desperandum <-- Pass me a grape stranger :)

Love / Is She Doomed to be miserable and have her marriage fail? [41]


lol

I never knew that.

B*witched. What have you done to me?

C'est la vie.

Life / Gas, petrol prices in Poland [42]


Yep. I never used to get a word either.

'oldontit.

Who rattled your cage?

<flash backs of Fork Handles>

Bus lurches, my Taste the Difference goes rolling under the seats.

triddawarnyamate.

<best didn't get a word face>

USA, Canada / Canada - Winnipeg looking for cool males [42]


<The sound of 110,000 m³ Water per minute>

What was that sweetie?

<Roots around for Megaphone>

I SAID IT'S LOVELY HERE

You want a beer?

Roll out the barrel. :)

Life / Gas, petrol prices in Poland [42]

Well I stand flabbergasted but corrected.

<shakes head in disbelief>

Real Estate / House near golf course in Warsaw (does it exist?) [8]

Yep.

Property to let:

Situated just north of Warsaw's prime Golfing course the First Warsaw Golf and Country Club this delightful 3 Bedroom property offers all that the keen amateur golfer could desire. Equiped with all modern conveniences, this investor's paradise has gas central heating and all south facing windows quadruple glazed.

No onward chain.

For further information contact Tarbuck, Forsyth and Wogan Estate Agency.

:)

Life / Gas, petrol prices in Poland [42]

The litmus test would be how much do you pay for your water. :)

Life / Gas, petrol prices in Poland [42]


<Invests in Evian pronto>

I'm paying 50$ a barrel for my water. <whistles through teeth> Did you know that Evian is Heteropalindromic? :)

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]


At least they play fair. You always know they're coming when you hear O Fortuna.

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]


Only twice. Now you're just showing off. :)

If he bolts when you say what it is you really want, then he was always going to bolt.

<Prepare for platitude>

At least <here it comes> you didn't find out further down the line when more involved. Don't give up, we're not all ar*ses. Just sadly there seems to be more that are.

edit: See above. :)

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]

Hello.

Is that the Dads To Go imporium?

What I need is a man who doesn't know me and is ready to settle down. Ability to function perfectly while on majority sleepless nights preferable. <furious pencil scribbling>

No, not for that reason. God, is that all you men think about?

[at that point the line went dead]

Language / Question about Polish questions ^.^ [4]

It's fine.

Fire as they bear.

Just remember the motto: One thread, One question. But with that in mind, go forth and open as many threads as you like. :)

Welcome aboard btw.

History / Jews...and their Polish experience [520]

Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story. Everyone worth his camels knows that. Bubba, i'm shocked at you, I really am! :)

Life / Divorce rates in Poland [26]

Enough marriages and you never need to buy a single toaster in your entire life. Just think, with a bit of work, you need never set foot into Argos. Ever. Now there is an incentive. :)

Life / Homosexuals in Poland / Hands off (PETITION) [797]

Just get the fab 5 to give him a work over Dec. :)

Travel / One day to spare: Gdansk or Wroclaw? [13]

Isn't that a coincidence.
I know a girl from the midwest too. If this one's anything like the one I know, you're on for a good few camels mate. :)

<grasps for the stay on topic life ring>

Lodz :D but then, im not a travel agent.

UK, Ireland / The Welsh Language [14]


Yup. Thanks Daisy.

Always nice to be reinforced. :) Welcome aboard btw. I'd smile at you but, well ya know...

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]

Ever heard about the boy that cried wolf?

You decided to tell us you were being hit etc. We all poured out our collective indignation, massaged your ego and said don't go back with him, he'll do it again.

You did your own thing anyway.

He's hit you again.

Now you say you want to leave but also you don't as he's decent blah blah

Fine.

Good luck to you.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]






So just to recap the salient points.

You are with him because he's a decent guy who hits you, but you don't want to be with him and really want to find someone else in america or on the polish forums, but you can't so you're staying with him instead.

Anyone else suddenly feel like they're on Trisha (Oprah for you of an american persuasion)

Hmm. Good luck, I have a feeling you'll need it.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]

Hopefully you've bought some shares in Ibuprofen. Just so you can make a bit of money whilst you're waiting for the road to Damascus moment.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]


If what you say is true. It already is.

Love / The girl from poland i met ,i hope you dont meet a girl like this [59]

give her too little and she'll want someone else. It's a fine line you walk playing that game.

UK, Ireland / Happy St Georges Day !! [10]

Well I spent the day looking English. Doing that sober is hard work, but I made it. <Reaches for Orange juice>

Love / I met a Polish girl working in the canteen... [11]

Be at Waterloo Station next Friday at around 10am, carry a copy of Die Welt and look out for a leggy blonde carrying a replica Knut under her left arm. :)

Love / Polish Attitude Towards Tantric Sex (& Family Planning) [46]


Roses and candles, check
Mood music, check
Brainiac in white coat....damn, where am I going to find one of them at this time of night. :)

Love / Are Polish women in serious demand by Western men? [43]


I thought you were in love with a pole. Or was that last week? :)

Feedback / Please don't spoil other peoples threads [20]


Not wanting to spoil someone else's thread, but please don't give a bad impression to those first timers by creating a new thread and not adhering to the rules of grammar. Rules are rules after all.

people's threads. They're very possessive so I hear.

Love / Polish Attitude Towards Tantric Sex (& Family Planning) [46]

tantric

It's Judith Chalmer's standing on the street corners, paul xenon stylee, bathed in a red glow. :)
No that's not her skin, for once. She's just moved to Cumbria, near to Seascale I think. Wish you were here. Not half.