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Joined: 20 Feb 2007 / Male ♂
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From: UK
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szarlotka   
13 Jan 2009
Language / What exactly all these grammatical terms mean! - feeling frustrated [19]

or more likely, there weren't any grammar lessons at school.

I'm older than almost everyone else on here and I was never formally taught English grammar at school. I think you have to have been in the Thomas Gradgrind Hard Times generation for that. The only place I understand grammar constructs from is learning Latin at school.
szarlotka   
8 Jan 2009
Life / POLES' ENGLISH COMPARED TO EUROPE AS A WHOLE? [39]

Englighten me. Please

Why? I think we are in agreement. All I said was if there was a need we would learn languages. Perhaps motivation was the wrong word.
szarlotka   
8 Jan 2009
Life / POLES' ENGLISH COMPARED TO EUROPE AS A WHOLE? [39]

Non sequitor. If we Brits had to learn foreign languages but proved to be universally useless at doing it then, if you accept Southern's link between IQ and language ability (which I don't by the way) then you could conclude that we are dumb. It's all about motivation to learn not ability to learn in our case.
szarlotka   
6 Jan 2009
Life / When in Poland, should I be British or Scottish? [104]

I could say I am a Glaswegian...I do not recognise country states!

It's all right for you. When I tried that and told people I was a Scouser they started to talk to me very, very slowly and one of the group would always go out to take out the car radio.
szarlotka   
6 Jan 2009
Life / When in Poland, should I be British or Scottish? [104]

but not Brits!

Actually Scots are Brits - they might not like it but facts are facts. I think it's us English you have the problem with.

If you could give us a rough idea wherabouts you are, say London or the South East, I shall do my best to be on best behaviour next time I'm in the area. No guarantees of course and the odd mooning incident may happen.
szarlotka   
6 Jan 2009
News / No Way, No Apology! Poland has every right to support Georgia! [115]

From what I can gather the Ukraine has been stealing gas so they should pay. Simple really. If this drags on and supplies to the rest of Europe are disrupted then the only solution is going to be more cuddling up given that it is frigging freezing here in the UK. Those of us who may not have a job much longer can cuddle even longer.
szarlotka   
3 Jan 2009
Law / Business plan needed for residency requirements - suggestions? [6]

Not sure about the three sources of income requirement. It seems at odds with established business practices elsewhere. With regards to business plans I would expect a self employed business plan to be no more than 15-20 pages. Typically it would cover the following.:

Introduction: this should put your business and your proposals in context. A summary of the entire document would be useful at this point.

Overview: information about the sector(s) in which you will be operating, showing an understanding of the market and of the competition.

Product: what are you offering, what differentiates it from similar items, what unique factors can you bring to the end result?

Objectives: what qualitative and quantitative targets do you have in mind?

Marketing plan: demonstrate that you know your customer base, you have identified a niche for yourself and you have a clear idea of how to move forward and corner a share of the market in the immediate, medium term and longer term future. You should describe a well rounded strategy for promoting your business using an appropriate range of methods and media.

Sales forecast: indicate costings, pricings, delivery, seasonal factors and other variables e.g. outlets for your work.

Operating plan: show how the whole process will work in practice and taking into account what resources you will need.

Quality control: how you will ensure that the product or service is of marketable standard? What checks will you apply?

Budget and cash flow: projections, models and specimen accounts could accompany this. You could also include an outline of how you will support yourself and the business while it is in its infancy.

Outcomes and evaluation: demonstrate how you will know if you have achieved/partly met your goals and how you are going to monitor progress. This is a good place to indicate milestones along the way where you can stand back and monitor the business’s development objectively at regular intervals.

Some of these are far more important in your case - marketing and cash flow Most likely. Others such as quality control are probably not relevant.

Contingency arrangements for keeping the company (i.e. you) afloat if things move more slowly are critical.
szarlotka   
2 Jan 2009
Life / Beware When Buying a Computer in Poland [28]

Linux and the open source offerings are very very good for businesses. I'm running a project now with 48 servers all running red Hat. Linux for the consumer has some way to go before it dents MS maket share but I believe it will happen. Anyone remember the great MS campaign that promised the ultimate consumer friendly computer with no blue screens of death? Fact is OS are complex and prone to failures so the never go wrong machines is still some way off.
szarlotka   
29 Dec 2008
UK, Ireland / POLISH ADMIRATION FOR THE IRISH GENIUS JAMES JOYCE [63]

Did anyone mention Rory Gallagher - he was a mediocre performer.... yeh right. The man was utterly brilliant.

Back on topic I was forced to read Ulysses when I was in my teens and it was horrendous. Three years ago i read it again and thoroughly enjoyed it. I don't think the text had changed in the meantime so it was probably something to do with my changing or having had a bit more experience of life.
szarlotka   
29 Dec 2008
Love / Polish Girlfriend gone missing [154]

Enjoy your New Year's celebrations. You've been put through the mill all right. It was not a pleasant story as it unfolded. Better luck next time.
szarlotka   
23 Dec 2008
History / Katyn executioners named, protected by Russian authorties [35]

Put me in off topic if you must but the thing I love about Crow's posts is the sheer number of new names for countires and regions they contain. Take Eurarabia for example. Next up Gondwanaland belongs to the Slavs. Continental Drift was a NATO plot.
szarlotka   
21 Dec 2008
Life / POLES' ENGLISH COMPARED TO EUROPE AS A WHOLE? [39]

EUROPE AS A WHOLE?

It should probably be filled in;)

The Polish people I deal with professionally have very good English skills. Not as good as the Dutch (but who is?) but still very good.
szarlotka   
19 Dec 2008
Food / ALCOHOL CONTENT OF US BEER? [18]

Is there any reason for that?

It is a deliberate US policy I believe. The thinking is that people would get wasted drinking the strongest beer. I would have thought it was easy to find out from a few samples but the nanny state knows best !

Not all US beers are the same. Some of the beer from the smaller (micro) breweries is both excellent and strong. Can't say that I like any of the big named brands much myself.
szarlotka   
17 Dec 2008
Life / HAND-KISSING WANING IN POPULARITY? [29]

older generation of Polish males kiss woman's hands

and Szarlotka.... I should be a Victorian. Only ever got three slaps across the face
szarlotka   
17 Dec 2008
UK, Ireland / 10,000 Poles in UK for free abortions [58]

Polish Federation for Women and Family Planning quoted by the SUN denies the figures on abortions

What. The Sun was lying? Now there's a surprise
szarlotka   
17 Dec 2008
USA, Canada / I want to go to Montréal , need advice [5]

Hi Babette,

My son went to work in Canada for 12 months. He arranged it all through BUNAC who, for a fee, sorted his visa out and gave him assistance finding jobs in Toronto and later Vancouver. I know they offer between 3 and 12 month visits. Two drawbacks though - he is English and I'm not sure whether they could do this for a Polish citizen. Also they have a limited quota of visas and I think there was some sort of fixed application periods. Might be worth checking their web site though.
szarlotka   
16 Dec 2008
Travel / 3 nights in Warsaw? [6]

what you guys would recommend to me when I go there:-)

Go to Organza at 4pm and stay there until they chuck you out. Worked for me.
szarlotka   
15 Dec 2008
Love / Polish girlfriend and birth control! [62]

no, they don't make them in x-small sizes...

Chortle, chortle. I suppose he could wear one on his nose. When people asked who he thought he was he could reply F*** Knows.

Send this to Random. Obviously in days gone by this would go to the random abuse thread . I think I need to resurrect that one.