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You know you have been living in poland too long when.... [73]
You know you have been in Poland too long when you begin to think that is the only place to live in the world.
When you begin to understand Polish and every 3rd word is Kurwa.
When you start looking into buying monthly bus passes.
When you stop saying "Good day" to strangers because they look at you funny when you speak to them.
When you start carrying a shopping bag with naked girls on it...like everyone else.
When the smell of pigeon droppings after a rain doesn't bother you anymore.
When you begin to think that pigeons are the only bird in the world.
When you stop noticing the Romanian gypsy beggars.
When you miss the milk bars.
When you sign up for ZUS.
When the sound of tramcars doesnt bother you anymore.
When you stop giving money to pijaks on the street.
When you start drinking ACE wine.
When you begin to think that zlotys should be accepted around the world.
When you prefer to speak Polish instead of English.
When you start dreaming in Polish.
When you start giving gifts to your landlord.
When you begin thinking that Hel is a hotspot to visit during the summer.
When the sound of English spoken on the streets irritates you.