Work / JOBS IN Hp AND GOOGLE IN WROCLAW [17]

Namaste Ji! Why you are desiring employment in Poland, when you may obtain higher salary cutting mud on the outskirts of Kolkata, thank you please? You must be knowing, sahib, Poland is still in the process of emerging into the 21st Century (thereby bypassing the 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th Centuries, in many ways). Ap malum ye? But don't mention the world is round. You may get some name and fame by establishing a wayside village shrine dedicated to Lord Ganesh, but don't expect it to be tolerated for over a quarter of a nanosecond. OK, more seriously, it may make more financial sense for a Pole to work in India. No kidding.

Food / What to eat in Poland? (we like rice, spicy food, and chicken) [20]

Sorry to say it's all lard and vodka. TTHHHUDDD on yer plate, mate. Well, not quite. But it's mainly pork, and veggies are almost nonexistent. Most 'shakaharis' may have been burnt at the stake as "sekta". As for authentic curries, you're looking for "Desh Par Desh", he na? Try in the year 1,000,000 AD, or now in Germany, Holland, UK etc. The further East (in Europe) you go, the truer the above is.

Food / MARMITE IN POLAND? [96]

A ja myślałem że to czekolada! No-one tells me anything these days.

Food / Indian Food Items from UK will they sell in Warsaw? [5]

I've seen a very few Indian food articles in Tesco in Bydgoszcz, such as Patak's pickles, but at such an exhorbitant price I wouldn't go near the (tasty) stuff out of principle. A jar of mango pickle cost the equivalent of 6 quid! Something made from lard and vodka, publicly blessed by the local Catholic priest would sell a treat, if you're into making a fast zlotie!

Food / What is your favourite Polish meal?! [64]

I guess all the names of dishes are different forms of lard and vodka; that's what my stomach tells me when it's TTHHUDDDed my intestines with the heavy food. Whatever you eat, it probably weighs more than a collapsed star.

Food / Vegetarian food in Poland? [83]

Greenway is much tastier and not more costly than Vega. However, don't advertise your vegetarian views too much, especially in smaller Polish towns. People expect you to be like them: stuff your face with lard and vodka and go to church every day. I was given agressive, heavy stares when I wore Indian attire - and that was in the middle of Warsaw, not some obscure village where they believe the world is flat and Catholic.

Food / Vegetarian food in Poland? [83]

The Greenway I dined at was in the old town of Bydgoszcz. Nice service from a Thai-LOOKING young lady, actually from Kazakhstan and she speaks English. The food smells nice even as you pass by - garlicky. A good sign. As for my wearing Indian dress in Warsaw, I didn't have much choice. I had my Western clothes pinched at the Sai Baba ashram in India by a one-armed Russian (did he travel via Arab countries and behave the same way??? - CCHHOPPP!!). Per-lease don't expect me to walk around starkers from Mumbai to Warszawa. I've no info how Greenway prepare or get their food. I've no complaints so far. I agree, however, that its boss may not be veggie; that's to be expected. For him it's only a business as he stuffs his mug on lard (TTHHUDDD!!) and vodka, chainsmokes and goes to church every bloody day of his life.

Food / where does Wodka originate from ? Poland or Russia or somewhere else??? [17]

I read in a book once (green it was!), vodka was invented by some Arab, presumably before the advent of Islam. Though what possible use (s)he could have had for it is beyond me. You can also make bimber from lard or anything else. Sounds weird but this is true; in India they make hooch from rubber tyres, no kidding.

Life / Is drinking water in Poland good? [96]

You're lucky. I remember the tap water in Kalisz in the 1980. Deep brown!! In those days it was either drink the stuff or die of thirst: vodka having a dehydrating effect wasn't an option. What did it taste of? Iron, which probably (hopefully) accounted for its colour; well that was what the red authorities told us, and who ever believed them?

Life / rules and regulation for marrying a polish girl [68]

Hope Rohit ji likes kiełbasa (shan't mention lard and vodka because "Wroclaw" told me off I'm overusing that phrase), chainsmokes and changes his religion to RC or be branded as "sekta". He loves the girl? Define love, what is it? Marriage has never had anything to do with 'lurve' and everything to do with economics. Let your head rule, not your heart. Forget this sentimental twaddle and simply live together is what I'd do. If she's as genuine as you are she'll be happy with you and your dunda without these outdated formalities. No papers needed; no hassle. Kya problem he, bhai?

Life / Is drinking water in Poland good? [96]

Quoting dtaylor: "ive been drinking tap water here for a long time, im ok......though my 3rd arm itches" If you've grown a third arm as the result of drinking tap water it's a sure sign of their Catholic god telling you it's high time to boil and filter that brown stuff that comes out of taps.

Food / Vegetarian food in Poland? [83]

On Xmas Eve it's all fish, and the animals are, according to folk lore, supposed to speak. The word "mercy" and "goodwill to all sentient creatures" comes to mind.

News / another proof that Poland is a confessional state [18]

Quoting Grzegorz: "Yes. Usual sensational bullshits spread by stupid bolsheviks, who think that Vatican do nothing else than think how to make Poland its colony."

They succeeded donkeys years ago, and are concentrating on UK again, after the Vatican's failed attempts to assassinate Queen Elizabeth First, The British Parliament (Guy Fawkes) etc. Read books by Avro Manhattan. I'm no Bolshevik - what "sekta" is that? Time to call on the moherowe berety inquisitors.

Life / rules and regulation for marrying a polish girl [68]

DON'T DO IT, karkufka. That's the slippery, golden road to misery and divorce. You'll see in 20 years. Enjoy yourselves in the meantime.

Food / MARMITE IN POLAND? [96]

I heartily concur! Marmite, shipped from UK to PL, must cost about 50 quid a jar. So imagine what Vegemite from Oz must cost! Best stick to księżycówka ze smalcem (don't tell "Wroclaw" I said that or he'll report me again).

Love / Whose Life is it? Polish girlfriend under family "house arrest" [224]

Remember that Pope Joan was burnt alive for having a pussy instead of a willie! So much for that (female) upstart. And the potato and tomato are STILL excommunicated because they aren't mentioned in the bible. This means that every Catholic who's eaten these excommunicated foods are already condemned to hayell's eternal damnation without even knowing it. At least they'll have it warmer there than a Polish winter. Lucky escape for the mango, banana, kumquat, parsimon, passion (oo-er) fruit, orange, lemon and lime and loads of other exotic stuff not mentioned in the so-called 'Holy Book', which were discovered in comparatively enlightened times.

Food / MARMITE IN POLAND? [96]

You sound very rich, o dearest friend and long-lost close relative!

Genealogy / How Can I Find My Relatives' Phone Book? [8]

Go to Poland and tell everyone you're a rich American. Sit back and wait for them to locate you.

Love / What are the best pick up spots in Warsaw? [24]

......or take yourself in hand....and enjoy yourself (which has a better ring to it than "baw się dobrze").

Love / How can a black man get a Polish women [248]

Give Miranda her own space. We all say what we want (except when I'm being told off by moderators not to repeat myself - except when I'm being told off by moderators not to repeat myself).

USA, Canada / american girl and a polish boy, how to stay in Poland legally? [14]

Here's a way to stay in Poland for free. Go to any major railway station and take your clothes off. Certain gentlemen, both wearing blue clothing, may ask you what you are doing. Tell them you're pope JP2, or the Buddha or the Messiah etc, and let the system take over from there. It works every time.

Life / Prepaid Sim Cards in Poland [17]

Orange (which took over 'Idea') don't have that much coverage in the south of PL.

Love / How can a black man get a Polish women [248]

It's OK to be racist if you're Jewish. They're above criticism! We've been brainwashed by their mass media to fear being labelled guess what!

Love / Whose Life is it? Polish girlfriend under family "house arrest" [224]

They can always make some more hooch. My, those 13 months of deep winter each year must just fly by.

Life / Is drinking water in Poland good? [96]

Is it true that people in Norway take fluoride tablets every day "for healthy teeth etc"? That's what a Norwegian told me. Tell me it ain't true. London water is being fluoridated in secret, so not long before Poland copies, as it copies everything Western.

Life / Is drinking water in Poland good? [96]

The fluoride will make your teeth and bones brittle. It's only a matter of time. Spitting toothpaste out of your mouth is no solution. There's always some fluoride that remains. The reason fluoride, a by-product of aluminium manufacture, is in toothpaste (and Norwegian tablets?) is that it's very expensive to destroy. So they sell that poison on instead, and it's our bodies that gets rid of the stuff. Happy brushing. How do you know London doesn't fluoridate the water if it's done on the quiet? My information is that fluoridation laws have been quietly passed in London, and that the mass-medication is on.

Work / JOBS IN Hp AND GOOGLE IN WROCLAW [17]

10zł per hour? Someone should inform them slavery has been abolished.

Genealogy / How Can I Find My Relatives' Phone Book? [8]

Arlene, for someone who "do not speak or read Polish", you sure come across as Polish, with your small grammatical errors. You're doing well.

Food / MARMITE IN POLAND? [96]

Still looks like choc spread to me. That's what they think it is in Poland when they first see it. Try a gag come April 1st?

Love / How can a black man get a Polish women [248]

Tell her you're a rich Catholic.