USA, Canada / My personal (Polish) view on USA. [105]

Bubba!

Glad to see that the woo has landed. Hope all's going well? Enjoy the freeway lottery and don't forget Honk if you love jesus! :)

News / Polish/German/Russian relations [304]


<Presses the report post to a moderator not that they care department no doubt soon to be filled under OT&A button>

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]

NP Other than that, you're doing ok.

Sorry just practicing and perhaps putting a spoke in the wheel of opposition for that job. :)

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]


a Polish what? Sheep, Goat, mr Sheen?

A Pole the Polish

A polish person. :)

Love / Polish men and sex [89]


In which case substitute girlfriend for altar boy and home for vestry.

Love / Polish Womens bodies [126]


That's a hell of a first team. Now we know what Abramovich's game is. Full size Subutteo with Matryoshkas. And the Australians complained when the English used a 12th man. <sound of a light bulb pinging into life>

Hang on Don, didn't the Russians invent the Khangeroo?

That'll explain the dancing then. :) Cheating swine.

What was the question again?

Genealogy / Girl I met in Wroclaw.... want to find her. [13]

You don't mean Kasia?

Wow, you met her too. Small world.

Sorry mate. Need more than that. :)

Love / What does a Polish guy expect from a relationship? [54]


He's refering to this.

Don't worry M, i've got you covered. :)

Tell Fido I like my steak rare. He is Blue Ribbon standard after all.

Love / What does a Polish guy expect from a relationship? [54]

No but I did once go for a Thai with a Sumatran Tiger. Can't remember what she had, something poached iirc. :)

Love / Polish ladies seem to be in high demand at the moment. [105]


Are you sure you're not Mrs Hueg?

But when she's at the mother in law's by god i'm masterful. Bullying the livestock, lord of all I survey. :)

Love / Polish ladies seem to be in high demand at the moment. [105]


Somewhere there is a multiculture think tank just crying out for that slogan.

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]

So about these smileys...

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


Until your last post I was very happy. Having a civilised conversation amongst supposed like minded individuals.

Still if you sit at Piccadilly Circus for long enough they reckon that every chimp with a typewriter will come past eventually so some get-a-piece-of-Heug was not entirely unexpected when I poked my name over the parapet. Not everyone enjoys having me pick over their foibles, including the administration it would appear.

I'm only an avatar anyway and remain undamaged by text-weaponry.

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


lol

Prejudice? <prune with impudence.>

Hello Pot, this is Kettle, colour check over. :)

Oh congratulations on totally ignoring any valid points and hijacking this thread and insulting a fellow forum member.

ToS got a link handy?

just to live up to my new found reputation as faux pas spotlight operator.

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


lol

Got to hand it to you, you know how to load the deck. You ever worked in a casino?

We aren't here for the drab decor, we're here for the friends we've made. The reason we regulars post now is less to do with Poland and more to do with the interaction i'd hazard a guess. We've been hurtling down the information superhighway miserable in the rain and to numb the anonimity we've been waving at the car next to us, they flash their lights back, we're communicating.

Now it makes the journey a bit more fun.

Are we there yet? Who cares, i'm enjoying the ride.

Damn, the windscreen wipers just broke. I can't see now

Hence why there is an outcry, we cannot interact the same way anymore. Try speaking without changing your intonation to express suprise, sadness, shock disgust.

We can't do that without the aid of technology on a forum. Just like I can't wipe the windows of my car without that little lever on the dash.

Give us our windscreen wipers back and bubba his fourth star. :)

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]

Is anyone else confused? How can a forum not be like myspace but at the same time become like it if it has normal forum features.

Don't go giving that lead to the Alchemist he'll add smileys and then it'll be all shiny which means it'll be gold... We don't want gold around here.

All those prospectors with their slurp machines.... No we have to draw a line in the sand, if it really is sand and not just glass in waiting.

But you can't turn base metals into something it's not.

<unconvinced look>

They also said that the moon was rock, but now we all know it's turned into cheese. Why else would it have so many holes on it. Asteroids? Do me a lemon.

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


Yep that caught my eye too UKIP. But it wasn't the gaudy colours, colours are banned. I think he's scared of it becoming a flying circus. I blame Monet for this fiasco.

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


Beautiful I hope it gets written into the ToS immediately. Least we know where we stand. Thanks admin. Btw, why isn't our little chat now residing in OT AND abuse. We need a veiled abuse thread.

<burka clad swear words scurry past the swear filter>

Are you a bunch of cnuts. No no not us!

Btw you again missed the general flow of my post. :)

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


It's quite simple. Even an autonomous fellow like yourself can understand it. We hope. If I say 'I' I am talking to myself, which I realise is what you're advocating, however, we tend to find involving others works better when forging relationships.

I subscribe to the popping candy theory that if the growth of reason is to continue, then the diversity of individuals and their opinions, aims, and purposes must never be interfered with but then again, we could all conform.

By the way, didn't you just take this off topic? I do hope you will chastise yourself very severely. :)

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]


No christmas either sorry

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]

How about we all just log off, open up word pad and talk to ourselves?

No word pad either sorry Admin

Feedback / Can we have signatures? [60]

AreWeThereYetDad (Consumer Division)

We're sidelined and we don't like it

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]


lol

The people who are just beginning and finding it difficult are actually reading the Polishforums right now so it might be counter-productive to infer that they are abject failures because they cannot pronounce unusual consonant combinations before they've even released them into the wild to be hunted down and torn to pieces.

Excerpt from 'Things Not To Say To Learners: My That's An Ugly Baby'

Love / Question: Do Polish girls prefer married men? [59]


Yep faith is their protection. <thinks> Like a religious Batfink? Your bricks cannot harm me, my faith is like a shield of steel.

<two hours later in casualty>

No he didn't forsake me, it was just a test.

I think the concussion is worse than we thought Nurse. <nods>

sorry to hear of your predicament. With the benefit of distance and total lack of involvement, I think you're making a mistake. But that is what life is about I suppose.

Good luck, i hope you have some good friends on standby. :(

Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]

lol

Iceberg.

<general panic and commotion>

Which way to the lifeboats?
Dunno mate, all I know is, is that the bar's on B deck. That any help to you? :)

Errr?
I'll order you a Mae West. She'll be right. :)

Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]

that's the last stage Bub...acceptance. You're almost there mate! :)

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]

so take the stetch of szczecin and add ash onto it

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]

lol@ Bart.

Yes! My first polish swear word!

<beams with pride>

Language / Things Polish people who speak English language say [180]


Take it from the rear matron

<scrubs up>

Observe

ać
czać
szczać (if you can say szczecin this is easy)
puszczać
ypuszczać
rzypuszczać
przypuszczać

Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]


Better than I Ranj. That's about the only thing I could never forgive.