Love / Advice for an Irish girl meeting mother of Polish boyfriend [21]

Not sure which organisation is more dangerous - mafia or mormons. I'll go with Sicily

Love / Advice for an Irish girl meeting mother of Polish boyfriend [21]


Is it based in Palermo?

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]

a) drink more quickly or
b) invite some friends over for a party

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]


Good call - I could get a couple of pints in each of mine. Probably the best shoes in the world

News / The Impact of Poland joining the EU [64]


I used to hate the Island of Sydvaranger off of Norway because I could never spell it for O level Geography. I'm also not overly keen on Tierra del Fuego


As I have said many times on this Forum, then elcet a government that will take you out of the EU. If necessary srat a political party to do it yourself. Poland chose to join. By so doing you accepted the free movement of capital and labour

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]


Its gonna get worse over there when David Beckham turns up to play for LA

Love / Are all Polish girls skinny? [85]


Spontaneous combustion is a dangerous thing

News / Abortion - how is the Polish government going to deal with this issue? [273]

I recall reading somwhere that they are under some old Family Planning Act law. Just looking to see if my memory is failing again.

This is the act but I'm not sure whether it's enforced.

the Family Planning, Protection of Human
Foetus and Conditions for Termination
of Pregnancy Act of 1993

News / Abortion - how is the Polish government going to deal with this issue? [273]

Slightly off topic I know, but is it true that vasectomies are illegal in Poland?

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]

Change your e-mail address to axemurderer@alcatraz.com ?

Travel / Golf (courses) in Poland! [25]

Yep, I'm waiting until BW and Giles have just built a new development then I'm going to hire Ola123 to knock it down and build a new course:)

Travel / Golf (courses) in Poland! [25]


A few people have tried it already. I remember there was an indoor range in Warsaw that lasted about 6 months. I think the game will take off more when disposable incomes increase. And correction it's always a frustrating game:)

Travel / Golf (courses) in Poland! [25]


Mark Twain was wrong. It's not a good walk spoiled it's a good walk oiled

Travel / Golf (courses) in Poland! [25]

First Warsaw Golf & Country Club was OK. Three years ago there were about 8-10 course only in Poland. It's expensive for the locals to play but that should change.

UK, Ireland / The Welsh Language [14]

Yep. On average Welsh takes up 15% extra character space. It's just screwed up a computer system design I'm working on.

News / Abortion - how is the Polish government going to deal with this issue? [273]


I understand miranda. It was a bit thoughtless of me to stereotype for the sake of a cheap laugh. Sorry :(

News / Abortion - how is the Polish government going to deal with this issue? [273]


I must learn not to be so flippant
I must learn not to be so flippant
I must learn.....

Oh, you get the picture miranda......

TV in general is awful - on that we agree.

News / Abortion - how is the Polish government going to deal with this issue? [273]


Or it could be big cuddly looking creatures that will tear you to shreds if you turn the TV off in the middle of a game:) :)

Travel / Warsaw - a good place to meet young Polish girls? [20]


It was Lolek I remember. Excuse my failing memory:)

Travel / Warsaw - a good place to meet young Polish girls? [20]


Student discos. That's where most of my younger colleagues used to go. There was one called Park I think.


Which was the one in the park? Or was that another name that sounded similar.? Good sausages I recall. Oh and awful live bands. Apart from the night I ended up playing there when the lead guitarist fell off the stage ! That was a good music night.

Real Estate / Poland top overseas property hotspot [29]


Actually the best time to have bought it was when the negotiations for EU membership started in earnest and that wasn't 10-15 years ago! Don't forget how difficult it was to buy in then either. You can't argue that Poland is not a good market. Every friggin survey you can google will tell you that.

Love / Nail Polish on men!!!!!!!! [30]


Wise Lady:) You avoided the hallucinagenic effects of nail varnish remover.


I'm impressed - go to the album stories thread and cut n paste:)

Love / Nail Polish on men!!!!!!!! [30]


Not since the heady glam rock days of my youth, Bowie, Roxy Music etc. But even then I took it off before me mum saw me:)

UK, Ireland / Polish girls 'too pretty' for British schools [150]


Yeh. I've got size 12 feet. The last thing I need is another B****y two inches on the length (of the shoes, wash your mouths out). I look like a clown already. Don't want to make it look worse.

UK, Ireland / Polish girls 'too pretty' for British schools [150]


As I head to the goal of total enlightenment, only one question remains to be answered... what is with Polish women and pointy shoes???

Answers on a postcard please

Life / Smingus-Dyngus - Polish tradition [155]


I've just been attacked by a girl with a PRESSURE WASHER. That's not equality, I just used a bucket of water. Fight fair ladies:) :) :)

Life / Non -Native people in Poland, where do you come from ?? [41]


Funny you think that. I was in Wawa for three years and adapted quite quickly. Ow long you been there for then?

Life / Non -Native people in Poland, where do you come from ?? [41]


It might be a deliberate reference to communism. In which case it would have to be either Cuba or North Korea. Too many capitalists in Russia and China

UK, Ireland / Polish Migrants makes room for '20 to a house [59]

It's a world wide thing for young people travelling. Why waste cash on accomodation when you can be saving it or enjoying yourself. Last I hear there were 10 people in my son's house in Canada when it's only supposed to accomodate 6.

As for the Aussies slagging. Good idea - I do it all the time at work.

Last I heard South Kensington was Australia's third largest city:)

UK, Ireland / Polish Migrants makes room for '20 to a house [59]


I don't know, the spelling and grammar are awful. Could well be a product of an inner city state school. Let's give him the Citizenship test to find out!