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BubbaWoo   
17 Oct 2008
Life / Paying bribes in Poland - necessity or a luxury? [41]

mandat was the first word i learnt in polish

used to get pulled by the rozzers everyother day back in the 90s, never happens now which i guess is becuase ive learnt to drive like a kuntt, i mean local

It is the exterior wall that is 0.52 meter out. Up to 0.50 they said was "forgiveable".

of course you pointed out that his measurements were wrong

which of course they were
BubbaWoo   
14 Oct 2008
Life / Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]

driving along the trojmiasta obwodnica totally unaware theres such a thing as 'the wrong lane' in poland when some turd gets irate that he cant pass me.

flashes his lights, i flick him the bird. i pull off at spacerowa, he pulls off at spacerowa. i think here we go, he mounts the bank to get in front of me and slams on the breaks.

he jumps out the car, i wind my window up. he runs over screaming, i open the door on his head. he learns his lesson the hard way, i drive off

fuking clown
BubbaWoo   
12 Oct 2008
Life / Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]

good point

the number of foreigners driving dangerously on british roads is a growing concern

I was waiting for sb to ask me that, trust u amigo.

had to be asked ;)

The roads are bad and fairly dangerous but I think the level of accidents are down to the total lack of talent, common sense and a general disregard for other road users which 90% of polish drivers seem to display.

boy racer syndrome at 35 is a recipe for disaster

where as in many countries you get your first car and drive like a twat at a young age, many poles are getting their first car a lot older and driving like twats when they should have matured a little
BubbaWoo   
12 Oct 2008
Life / Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]

what saddens me is that like with so many things, the poles think they are better drivers than they really are.

and you know what, there comes a time when you are blue in the face from telling them to drive carefully when youve just got to say listen, go cry at your graves, what do i care. and stop blaming it on the roads
BubbaWoo   
12 Oct 2008
Life / The people of Poland are wonderful!!! [26]

This guard looked at my passport and invited me to jump over the gate

er, why not just open the gate and let you walk through...i mean geez, when i flash the lion and the unicorn people show some respect, they dont make me jump over things...
BubbaWoo   
11 Oct 2008
Life / Are the Polish the most proudest people you have encountered? [51]

having lived in more countries than you have fingers, i have yet to experience a country other than poland whose national self-perception is so far removed from reality... which of course goes someway to explain the polish psyke and how they are viewed by others

quite unique
BubbaWoo   
8 Oct 2008
News / Poles Ranks First in Computer Coding [47]

Poles rank tops when it comes to Bridge competitions

got a link to this wild claim?

the WBF ranks 1 pole in the top 20

worldbridge.org/departments/mps/mastersinfo.asp?qcat=O

and can we have direct link to the other claims you make, please
BubbaWoo   
7 Oct 2008
Work / Working in a Polish Office [13]

we never talked about our foreign collegaues behind their backs

yes

always best to tell them to their face

lets them know who's boss
BubbaWoo   
7 Oct 2008
News / US DOLLAR = 2.47 on 2 Oct 2008? [54]

life experience suggests that with constant currency fluctuations its always best to invest in dope

as the fabulous furry freak brothers will testify, dope will get you better through times of no money than money will get you through times of no dope
BubbaWoo   
29 Sep 2008
History / Why we talk about Nazis not Germans [138]

learn and be aware of how sick and sadistic racial prejudice and religious hatred can be

judging by the number of racist, homophobic and anti semetic posts made by your countrymen on this forum its quite clear that this approach doesnt work and that many have infact learnt fuk all

leave the past behind and drag yourselves into the twenty first century
BubbaWoo   
26 Sep 2008
Life / AMERICAN-STYLE SLOB CHIC IN POLAND? [24]

i guess you've never been to warsaw then because it's awesome.

er, warsaw awesome... i think not

perhaps you have never been anywhere awsome to compare

there are those in poland who are wonderfully creative in their dress sense - born of a desire to be cool and different combined with a lack of money and choice. the results look good and they carry it off well
BubbaWoo   
19 Sep 2008
News / Poland's Future Includes Fewer Poles, More Foreigners [324]

You really think Vietnam and Cambodia would be the mess they are now

i think you would be suprised a just how well vietnam is doing

especially when compared to poland

although i imagine that upsets many of you

which is hardly suprising
BubbaWoo   
18 Sep 2008
Love / DO POLISH GAYS ALSO DIE YOUNG? [56]

Why don`t you check your info before you post it?

you obviously have no idea about british humour and missed the point i was making

are you polish?
BubbaWoo   
18 Sep 2008
News / Poland's Future Includes Fewer Poles, More Foreigners [324]

How stupid must anyone be to think that way?

you seem to be giving the average fukwits on the street a lot more credit than they are due

most people are incredibly ignorant

annoying

and really rather pathetic

one of the joys of living in a country and not speaking the lingo is that you dont have to acknowledge the crap that people are talking around you

which at times is truly a blessing
BubbaWoo   
17 Sep 2008
Love / DO POLISH GAYS ALSO DIE YOUNG? [56]

life expectancy in poland is about 20 years shorter than the uk

does this mean youre gay polonius3

or just a twat
BubbaWoo   
16 Sep 2008
Work / Would ESOL help me find work in Poland? Or maybe CELTA is better? [11]

no problem

but what im wondering david is that having an esol qualification sort of suggests that youre not a native speaker, which might hinder you when looking for teaching work unless you are polish

what is the esol qualification you have?
BubbaWoo   
16 Sep 2008
Work / Would ESOL help me find work in Poland? Or maybe CELTA is better? [11]

an esol qualification will tell people you can speak english to a certain level so might not really be a help in poland

a tesol qualification, or the celta, will stand you in much better stead for finding work, as and english teacher
BubbaWoo   
12 Sep 2008
Life / The Polish Hand Shake. [29]

polish men tend to give firm handshakes and look you in the eye when doing so

as a man should

and when they raise their glass to you they look you in the eye

as a man should
BubbaWoo   
10 Sep 2008
Love / Tricky situation, should I refuse or accept? Forced to be an English teacher in Poland. [23]

fair dinkums

the family was being family - extending hospitality and making him feel welcome

were they doing anything they would normally charge for?

teaching english is how he makes his money

asking for lessons for the kid has put him in a tricky position - should he charge or not

thats not actually a very comfortable position to be put in
BubbaWoo   
9 Sep 2008
News / Polish incest-family case 'like Fritzl' [52]

Really?? which ones?

which animals have incestual relationships?

i would imagine the honest answer is many many many

the sad somewhat worrying question is which animals are bred incestually to satisfy the desire to reach the perception of perfection
BubbaWoo   
9 Sep 2008
USA, Canada / Taste of Polonia 2008 Chicago, Illinois [79]

i just saw pictures of some bald guy in a baseball cap with a hot looking blonde chick in a red dress at TOP

looks like they were having fun :)