Has anybody any bribe stories?
I'm wearing a free teeshirt emblazoned with the word POLSKA, I have a bottle of Lomza in the fridge and a couple of packets of cigarettes. I won't make their lives or jobs any easier, so I just accepted them as gifts of friendship!
The trouble with bribery is that it has to go further. If I wanted to make their lives and jobs easier, I would have to pass on some of these cigarettes and bottles to my boss to keep him sweet, otherwise, I'd get it in the neck for letting my team of workers slack.
I don't smoke the cigarettes - they live in reserve for when someone needs a smoke at work, so they kind of go round in a circle anyway.
No-one will ever guess who I am!