Food / Polish (but can be just any other) recipes for chicken dishes anyone? [23]

i'll make sure to prod all the meat carefully and with extra attention to check for any suspicious stiffness before i put it in my mouth ;)

Food / Polish (but can be just any other) recipes for chicken dishes anyone? [23]

thank you guys! much appreciated!

UK, Ireland / What's the quickest way to send a parcel to Poland from the UK?? [19]


nah its not that bad, just make sure the letters are nice and clear, i always put stuff in capital letters and write POLAND in big letters so they dont have to read the whole address here in UK to know where its going... plus i've got this tip from my mom and she told me that whenever i send something valuable i should put some pretty colourful stickers on the envelope or even draw something, just so the postmen think its from a child and there wont be anything worth stealing in there ha ha.

UK, Ireland / What's the quickest way to send a parcel to Poland from the UK?? [19]

you can never be entirely sure, even if you send it via recorded delivery, thats royal mail and poczta polska for you lol. had a few funny things happen to my letters and parcels, but in general it is safe to post things. just keep your fingers crossed ;) and make sure you've written down the address correctly, and of course write down yours too.

UK, Ireland / What's the quickest way to send a parcel to Poland from the UK?? [19]

put it in a jiffy bag and send it via air mail from your local post office...

UK, Ireland / Money Transfer from UK to Poland [14]

i used [england.pl/money.htm] this little company only costs a fiver to transfer any amount of money you wish (there is probably a limit though ;), very quick and reliable.

Life / Kazik songs [10]

first of all, it's just Kazik, without the Ż ;). you can download his songs off just about any good music browsing engine, even the free ones like limewire.

Food / What's is in this Polish can? [29]


maybe he thinks you're too skinny and wants to fatten you up? :P


just because i dunno the whole English slang, doesnt mean i dunno what to do. looking in the dictionary will not prevent me from getting pregnant lol. i could've googled it, but osiol owes me a few translations ;)

Food / What's is in this Polish can? [29]


i thought i heard it somewhere... good good, i learnt something new.

Food / What's is in this Polish can? [29]


whats next? paddy? lol


is that an actual phrase, or did you just make it up?

Food / What's is in this Polish can? [29]


these days you can get electronic tin openers that go around the lid by themselves and open it for you, no effort from your side required.


that's not always the rule


sorry for not using fancy french letters :P

Love / Why english men like polish women ? [126]



jak już to kobietom i dziewczynom, widzę, że Twój Polski też nienajlepszy... Skąd wiesz, że te drinki naprawdę są bez podtekstów skoro nie rozumiesz, co też ci Anglicy do Ciebie mówią? Tym bardziej w jakimś klubie, gdzie jest głośno? Były tu dyskusje o Polakach za granicą, którzy zdradzają swoje żony z samotności. Czyżby ich żony w Polsce leczyły swoją samotność w ten sam sposób? Nie masz żadnych koleżanek, z którymi możesz chodzić na imprezy? Po co Ci faceci, nie jestes panną. Mężatki nie ciągają sie same po klubach szukając jeleni co im kupią drinka za nic, tylko szukasz sobie kłopotów i niedługo je będziesz miała jak ktoś znajomy zobaczy Cię na drinku z obcym facetem i zamelduje Twojemu mężowi. Wtedy skończą się pieniążki na balowanie.

short translation - get a grip woman and go out with your girlfriends if you must, you're married and when your husband finds out you are chatting to some random men in clubs he will cut off your clubbing funds.

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]


see and my bloke refused to even have a bit of that because "desserts made with pasta are wrong". why???? blueberry pierogi is a dessert made out of bluberries wrapped in what basically is pasta dough, and he munched on those in Poland and never complained!


what's that if i may ask????


and you never had a tummy ache or anything? lol

Food / What's is in this Polish can? [29]

konserwa is not like a pate LOL. its cured, seasoned meat. you cut it in slices and put it on a sandwich (with a slice of tomato on the top, mmm). must admit though, a very random gift! havent nad konserwa for ages...

Life / What is Poland's favorite ciggarette? Which brands are the most popular? [46]


nicely put lol. im just a casual smoker/fag stealer. last time i had a smoke was about 6 months ago though so im behaving. the smoking ban in pubs etc. helped a lot. although i do crave a smoke when im really angry...

Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]


cant blame the boy for trying! his dad was probably a devoted church goer and he didnt read such terrible magazines so that was the boys only chance to get his hands on one or two. but nobody can fool the donkey.


are they all written in donkey language, or is it just erotic pictures of donkeys and carrots on every page?

Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]


never heard of Playdonkey? :P

Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]


yeah he can look at other bodies in the mags or on the internet, but all he gets in real life is my body, which at the end of the day ain't too bad ;)). after seing a couple of his exes he definitely hit the jackpot this time ha ha.

Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]


yeah my bloke says that he buys fhm to read the "stories" they write in it, certainly not for the boobs on every page ;). it is normal for guys to look at porn, i had a look at the browsing history after leaving my man with my laptop for a few hours, it was all filth! was i upset? not really... bit cheesed off though cos after that i had porn sites popping up on my screen out of the blue every now and then. im not even trying to understand or stop him from looking at it, if he wants to and he enjoys it and its not causing any harm, how selfish would i be to tell him to stop? it's like him telling me to stop looking at polish forums or facebook lol.

Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]

men are men and they like these things, if he leaves it in the bedroom instead of hiding it in the basement it obviously means these are JUST magazines to him, he's not a porn obsessed sex maniac. it kinda made me think that if he leaves them mags for you to find maybe he wants to spice up the atmosphere in the bedroom for you guys ;), some couples watch porn together! really dont get upset, he doesnt mean to hurt you. if you do feel like its bothering you though, have a chat with him, but dont be nasty or shout at him. he is just a man!

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]


beware of the muchomory ;)

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]


what would you like us to say, that thinking about your huge tasty kielbasa makes us drool? ha ha...

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]


i think that would actually make me sick...

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]



it is a dessert and yes it does sound weird, but its absolutely delicious. funny thing is that my man refuses to even taste a bit of it because in his opinion pasta can not be served as a dessert with anything sweet in it. why not i say?? what about all them summery fruit soups or even milk soup? fancy that??

Food / Polish food is making me fat [49]


i mix mashed strawberries with sour cream and sugar (just chuck it all in a blender) and pour it over pasta or rice.

UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]


work hard? ha ha but seriously, maybe its just the fact that too many of them came in a very short space of time and many places dont feel "british" anymore? maybe cos some of them dont want to integrate into the society? maybe cos some of them are noisy, obnoxious buggers? or maybe a Polish guy has got the job that some English guy always wanted and now all his family and friends hate the Poles as a result? there are many reasons, but i don't think that Poles should be hated as a nationality. its the nasty Polish individuals that give the rest a bad name.

UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]


i get that all the time ha ha.


you are wasting your time on this sad case, he has inhaled too much fumes of all the British **** he had to take care of and now he is living in his own little world. people like him will always accuse others who are better than them of all the worst things. lots of people like that in Poland, its quite sad actually.

UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]

Hahaha none of the above, but i see that you have at least admitted that you clean other peoples sh*t, good on you we all guessed it anyway. Plus im guessing that all these other wonderful job titles belong to your family and friends living in UK, congratulations! Im actually employed at an electronics company in hampshire where we work with advanced circuit boards that we either make to the costumers standards or create our own prototypes. Ive gone through loads of training just to get qualified and get the job, so its not just your everyday toilet cleaning. Besides, thought you mightve guessed by my level of English that i am a bit more educated and intelligent than you and i didnt come here cos i couldnt make a life for myself in Poland, quite the opposite. My folks are quite well off too. So go and suck your bosses cock you sh*t cleaning maggot.

Love / I just met a Polish lady & we like each other, but its complicated. [26]

now that is womens speciality ;-)