i've never understood why women make a such a big deal out of that...
in the US, typically a married man's mother would not send him a magazine with pictures of naked women in it!
and how do you know that? are you sure?
and most church going married men would not buy porno and leave it on their bedroom dresser for their wife to find.
it's a bit naive, don't you think?
I don't know about the rest, but that is disgusting.
It's not a cactus, I hope.
donkey, i think that you should talk to your plants about that today!