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Joined: 20 Feb 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 2 Sep 2013
Threads: Total: 8 / In This Archive: 7
Posts: Total: 2205 / In This Archive: 1417
From: UK
Speaks Polish?: Nie
Interests: Skiing, mountains, music, reading, taking the mickey and terrapins

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szarlotka   
21 May 2008
UK, Ireland / Getting married to a Polish Citizen in the UK [371]

hi i want to interduse with a polish girl to gat merried for a citizenship

Does this mean that you can now get citizenship by just getting drunk?
szarlotka   
21 May 2008
News / Eurovision Song Contest: Isis Gee to represent Poland [156]

It astounds me how some people take such a third rate, politically motivated, song competition seriously.

It's one of my viewing highlights of the year. I don't bother watching the songs because they are universally dire. I just watch the voting. That way I can get a summary of the political situation in Europe in the last twelve months as a snapshot. For example, if Turkey votes for Greece and vice versa then I know it's safe to go on holiday to Cyprus. If Estonia doesn't give high marks to Latvia and Lithuania I know that there are tensions in the Baltic States. If anybody gives the Uk a high mark I know that they have either pressed the wrong button or they are looking for increased financial aid.
szarlotka   
16 May 2008
Travel / Fishing on the San River in Poland [7]

thanks all the same for ur reply

No probs. I'll be seeing my friend over the weekend so I'll ask him for some tips for you
szarlotka   
14 May 2008
Travel / Fishing on the San River in Poland [7]

A friend of mine fished there a few times but that was four or five years ago. I know he was a fly fishermen and came back to work drooling after each weekend. Should be googleable as he said it was famous for some sort of big salmon.
szarlotka   
8 May 2008
Love / Pornographic Polish magazines [65]

What sort of undressed super model is needed to sell a Skoda I wonder. Whereas any old hag could sell an Aston.
szarlotka   
8 May 2008
Feedback / Where have all my posts gone? [16]

maybe you are going to be very happy

Not at all. I just think that you have generalised too much on us Brits based upon a relatively small proportion of the posters. I actually have enjoyed many of your contributions and think it will be shame if you disappear into the sunset.
szarlotka   
8 May 2008
Feedback / Where have all my posts gone? [16]

what is going on

History is being rewritten. I think it must be an English conspiracy. I'd complain if I were you.
szarlotka   
6 May 2008
Food / Żubrówka + apple juice anyone? [41]

...i've never heard somebody calls it szarlotka,

It's often called apple pie here in the UK so I guess that's where the szarlotka comes from? Taking my name in vain. Nobody sought my approval for this outrageous act LOL
szarlotka   
5 May 2008
UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]

U know it's not the Scotsman's,

Just come back from the golf course where not one but two Scotsmen bought me a beer. Of course I am in total shock..
szarlotka   
1 May 2008
Love / Do Polish women like to be surprised? [35]

Surprise comes in all shapes and forms

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.
szarlotka   
30 Apr 2008
Love / Meaning of Friendship (my friends is going back to Poland) [57]

so my friend is gone... :(((( i took her to the airport....

That must have been hard for you. Friendships that precious never die, they just change a bit. Cheer up PG you will see your friend again, hopefully soon, and you'll just squeeze more joy into a shorter period of time. You'll be webcamming eachother within days!
szarlotka   
30 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]

An interesting article from the BBC that summarises research by the Institute for Public Policy Research. Some of the conclusions should shut a few people up I hope.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7373552.stm

EU migrants 'settling across UK'
szarlotka   
30 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Are the Poles in England hated? [450]

English hate everybody

Yep

I hate my wife cos she is Polish
I hate my best friend cos he's American
I hate my regular golfing partner cos he's Indian
I hated all my time in every country I've ever worked in around the world

It's all true I tell you.

What a load of old tosh
szarlotka   
22 Apr 2008
Travel / Cheap airlines are not THAT cheap anymore ! [30]

Expect more unusual charges on Ryaniar et al over the next year

I am now convinced that it would be cheaper to buy a new set of golf clubs/skis etc each time in the destination than pay the airlines to carry mine.

They've never seen how many pairs of shoes I need for a weekend break LOL!

It's not just my wife then !
szarlotka   
22 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

aah if they win i can see my man flying over the roof from happiness. lol

Be prepared to cancel your next holiday so he can spend the money going to Moscow for the final. I broached the subject with my wife last night and got a frying pan round the head for my troubles. She's worked out that Moscow will be four times as expensive as Athens last time round.
szarlotka   
22 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

walking in front of telly when football`s on and liverpool fc scores a goal

That's grounds for divorce LOL.

Please do not do that this evening.

Go reds