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Abuse in relationships (my first Polish girlfriend) [216]
I was sitting in an upscale restaurant/bar in Streatorville waiting for a friend of mine to show up.
Read: McDonalds.
I was sipping my Mer
Read: Cola light.
30-something woman sat next to me and began to flop her bosom in my direction.
Read: Totally ignored me whilst I was staring at her t*ts.
As she sat on her stool I noticed that she kept pivoting my way while her dress kept hiking up her thighs.
Read: Kept pulling her skirt over her knees because I was staring at her in an unhealthy lusty manner.
I pretended not to notice
Read: I was drooling at the mouth.
she started the conversation by asking me if the restaurant served good food.
Read: She was totally ignoring me, but I continued to pester her.
I told her that it was a very good restaurant
See above.
but looking at her attempt at provocative moves I was quickly losing my appetite.
Read: I wasnt getting anywhere so I left my half finished fries and burger and left.
She flipped, created a scene by shouting and walked out without paying for her half-finished drink.
Read: She called me a damn pervert and threatened to call the manager so I left in a hurry (leaving said burger and fries)
The female bartender (whom I knew as I'm a regular there) just raised her eyes, shook her head and said, "it takes all kinds"
Read: She thinks you're a bit of a letch.
She bought me the next drink, my buddy showed up and I had a terrific Porterhouse steak dinner.
Thought you'd lost your appitite?