Want to meet up with a Polish in Blyth

Hi,
I am looking for a Polish girl in or around Blyth, Northumberland to meet up with and maybe share some time together.Get in touch on here and lets hopefully arrange something.

So how does she look like? Maybe we could help... :)

thats good, maybe we can all take her out for a drink Maty

Good idea. If only I knew where the Northumberland is... :(

Matyjasz do you plan to disguise yourself as one of a polish girls ? :)
:)

Hallo. I am also looking for a nice young Polish girl to share my life. She must be living in my street as I am too fat and lazy to get off the couch too much. I have much to offer my Polish Princess: a small bed-sit apartment just between the railway line and the motorway, a 14 year old Ford with most of its doors intact, a rudimentary education and I sometimes use a knife and fork. I have some hair left and even some of my teeth are original. I only drink to excess. I like all animals, especially between two sides of a bun. I always leave the bathroom in a mess and never put the top back on the toothpaste. Hopefully I will hear from you soon.

I might as well give up hoping to meet a Pole in your neighbourhood now Globe, as they'll all be knocking your door down with an offer like that! :)

It's missing already:)

Wow, it just keeps getting better! Hope you're ready for the surge of love struck girls coming your way! :)

Mrs Globe would be

globtrotter - you made my day:) :)

:) Feel sorry for ridiculing the one post when there are so many like them here. He's probably a genuine guy so I wish him well.

GLOBE ... you are my perfect match :) :) :)
LMAO
(I hate the toothpaste squeezed in a half ....geez )

One of the greatest mysteries for men is why women are obsessed with toothpaste tubes. What's the big deal? Sigh we're from Mars and you're from Venus

that was na OK book:(

I cant explain it either ..
what pissed me off even more are the socks on the floor other side of the bed ....
What is more interesting my beloved still did not discovered how there is always a new fresh pair in his drawer :)
(Im not perfect either .. some of the socks constantly dissapear in washing machine :) )

I could kill I swear :) :) :)

Yeh a bit overrated and certainly overhyped I think.

I think that my enormous biceps and firm, tough, sexy, manly buttocks would give my true identity away very fast. :)

yeh, I don't know why I got a second copy:(

Was it because some guy used the first one for a beer coaster?:)

some men would not complain :)

hahahahah

:)that too, mainly as a toilet paper - some people have no repsect for literature

just below Scotland maty.

Unforgiveable:)

Can we see a picture of that? :)

Not sure if you asked me, but here are mine..

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OMG - the poor bloke who started this thread looking for the love of his life is going to have A BIG shock

lol. It's exactly how I pictured it. :)

next time he will think :) be careful with electricity :)

you always make me laugh:)


he might find it anyways, in the meantime a little laugh will do him good