English people, if you feel bad about WWII, stop!

It was not your one and only chance to reconquer America, the American Tax Revolt was... This wicked world we live in, all attributed to WASPS, Ivan is running out of WD40, day by day....also clorox cleanup, but that is a matter between Ivan and his gf ONLY. . . . . . .

Anyone ever seen "Jak Rozpetalem II Wojne Swiatowa." I love the way they depict the Brits in that movie.

Is that the movie where the Brits stop for tea ?

That`s a really great movie. It`s a pitty that nowdays noone makes such good comedies.

War isn't a comedy - it's a tragedy though...

lmao, yeah the polish guy grabs a gun and shoots right in front of the brits face and they sit calmly drinking tea, the commander eventually saying "I believe someone is shooting a gun, please arrest that man, but only when you are done with your tea!" Its a great comedy.

The movie reminds me of all these jokes: "There was a Pole, Russ, and German...." :)

Newsflash brits: The Germans don't like you. I secretly bartered a deal, 3 months ago.

Please be careful whan saying 'Brits'. I think what you mean is english. Most of the Scottish, Irish and Welsh hate being associated with them and hate being called 'british'

We, Poles, don't like being called "the Poles" either :).

Ja wiem :)

we are all british and we have no problem with the fact we had to save you in the war

you were about as usefull as france:)

Bulls_hit - without us destroying about 1/4 of the German army during the 1st month of the war.. without our secret service discovering the ENIGMA.. and without our pilots who during the battle of Brittain destroyed 1/3 of all German airplanes.. as well as our soldiers in N. Africa.. - you`d become nazi-land. I also don`t recall Brittain saving us in any way.

In fact, the British along with the French and Americans sold us to Russians after the war and now they owe us all these jobs because Russians had been ruining our country for half a century!

lol..are you nuts

learn some history

i have to email this around as it is to funny to keep to myself


can we sell you again

Learn some history moron. You`d better go to school right now.. woosh woosh.. or you`re going to get a spanking from your mommy :)

without us destroying about 1/4 of the German army during the 1st month of the war

that says it all

During the September campaign in 1939 the Germans had lost:

993 tanks
11000 cars and support vechicles
564 airplanes
370 artilery pieces
c.a. 50.000 troops

the Russians, who attacked us from the other side had lost

471 tanks
15 airplanes
c.a. 10.000 troops

We`ve lost 200000 troops and all of our tanks and other eqipment but the Germans had lost 1/4 of their army - why you - lazy Brits were bombarding Berlin with leaflates calling Hitler to make peace (remember Chembarlain - the "Here I hold a promise of peace" - - guy)

And now go to school.. woosh ..woosh :)

bollox

50000 troops was 1/4 of there army?you are a nutter:) :)

Difficulties with reading eh ? An army is capable of fighting only when it has some equipment.

I wonder how many Germans did the Brits managed to kill during the whole war.

9 million

so maybe the world should have left to poles to it as they seem to be the worlds best army:) :) :)

You`re one stupid kid. The Germans had lost c.a. 5.000.000. people including civilians during the whole war. Some 80% of them were killed by the Russians.

You really need some decent schooling.

we also lost 9 million

Becaouse you brits are a bunh of dumbos.. ?

..no I`m just kidding - you really need some proper schooling. You Brits had lost only a coupple of hundred thousand people during the war. You certainly weren`t among the top 3 nations who suffered the most casualties during the war (most of those casualties has been composed of indians anyway :) )

yes i was wrong as that total was for both wars and WW2 it was 2460100

now you see - were slowly getting somewhere :)


I could check that number - but since you`re an Asia-boy I will trust you - I always had an affection for the manga movies..

i am not asian

i am white but grew up in hong kong

I see. You had to make some room for the Chinese.

And now you`re going to have to make some room for the Moslems.

What an irony - banished from one isle into another - I`m really moved by your story...

it was only a 100 year lease

Well, according to some members of the Muslim community in the UK - your usage of the isle is also a 100 year lease :)