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How can I conquer a Polish woman?


Veronika - | 1  
8 Jan 2008 /  #31
:)))))))))))))))))))))) I am Polish!
Seanus has right, speak Polish to her!
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
8 Jan 2008 /  #32
Seanus is right? Not so sure, just a suggestion that I've seen to be effective in the past. Making an effort to use their language impresses them. Show an interest also in how she corrects u and helps u, don't merely use it to show u want to get in her panties. Try it out, what's the worst that can happen?
marek s - | 269  
8 Jan 2008 /  #33
come on!!!!!!

only a few decent answers, the rest - RUBBISH!

come on, tell me how to win and conquer a Polish woman!

wtf, only a couple of decent answers.
the question you asked is rubbish.
if you cant figure out how to get a women to go out with you, your in sad shape.
telefonitika  
8 Jan 2008 /  #34
You mean to get her drunk first?

no i didnt mean that ... jees some people have a one way perspective outlook on women ... is that how you have found other women to be??
Eurola 4 | 1,906  
8 Jan 2008 /  #35
tell me how to win and conquer a Polish woman!

...with fire and sword?

Matt, just be nice to her and ask her out. You don't need any special gimmicks, if she likes you. But, if she is not interested, nothing will help, even tip-toeing around her on your eyelashes, if you can manage that.
beckski 12 | 1,617  
8 Jan 2008 /  #36
I want to be wild and start making love to her!

It's a good idea to ask for her permission first! Lol.
krysia 23 | 3,057  
8 Jan 2008 /  #37
Be nice to her, smile, open the door, be polite, honest, don't play mind games.
oops that works for me, others might like to see how big your wallet is or your...hmmm...how should I put it nicely...Chuj?
Lucynda 4 | 70  
8 Jan 2008 /  #38
Never attack in January or February. Napoleon did this in Russia -- his ruination and downfall!
plk123 8 | 4,150  
8 Jan 2008 /  #39
...with fire and sword?

lol

lasoo
Wyspianska  
9 Jan 2008 /  #40
only a few decent answers, the rest - RUBBISH! (...) I need to know the things for a Polish woman

Geeez. Move your dumb as*s and go meet her. It's far better than writting such sh*its over forum to random people and making Great Wyspianska angry calling her posts rubbish.

peace
southern 75 | 7,096  
9 Jan 2008 /  #41
Ask her:Polskie dziewczyny pocaluja dobrze?
ShelleyS 14 | 2,893  
9 Jan 2008 /  #42
And some people wonder why they are single...doh!
sapphire 22 | 1,241  
9 Jan 2008 /  #43
tell her she is a glupia cipka... she will be totally overwhelmed with love and desire for you.
djf 18 | 166  
9 Jan 2008 /  #44
tell her she is a glupia cipka

just typed this into here and got:

dict.pl/plen?word=g%B3upia+cipka&lang=PL

I think telling a girl she is more fun than a barrel of monkeys is a quality chat up line! ;-)
sapphire 22 | 1,241  
9 Jan 2008 /  #45
I think telling a girl she is more fun than a barrel of monkeys is a quality chat up line!

well its probably better than my line isnt it. Fur ball doesnt sound so bad though does it?? Sorry - it was his choice of the word 'conquer' that led me to take the p%$£
lowfunk99 10 | 397  
9 Jan 2008 /  #46
Treat her with respect! Being a gentleman never goes out of style!
plk123 8 | 4,150  
9 Jan 2008 /  #47
what makes you think this guy may be a gentleman? not one thing in his posts makes me think that.
Express12 - | 5  
9 Jan 2008 /  #48
and how can I achieve the conquest.

Just be cool and gentle, all women are the same :-)
Doba 1 | 73  
9 Jan 2008 /  #49
bring her to my house, I'll conquer her all night long :p j/k Be yourself !! only thing you need to do.
southern 75 | 7,096  
9 Jan 2008 /  #50
Ask her would you like some missiles in Poland?
Wyspianska  
9 Jan 2008 /  #51
all women are the same :-)

hmmm maybe rather all dumb as*ses you met
lowfunk99 10 | 397  
9 Jan 2008 /  #52
Nothing makes me feel that he isn't a gentleman. I am just saying what I do. If a woman wants to be treated like s**t then she probably has issues.
plk123 8 | 4,150  
9 Jan 2008 /  #53
Nothing makes me feel that he isn't a gentleman.

yes, highly gent like statement out of this guy:

How can I conquer a Polish woman?

good luck if you behave the same way.
Michal - | 1,865  
9 Jan 2008 /  #54
hisper "kurwa masz" in her ear

It is kurwa mać, another dirty Polish word among many others. Polish women can be very strange and you want to make sure that she has feelings for you before you make a fool of yourself. On the whole, Polish women prefer other Polish men speaking their own language unless you have a very healthy bank balance, do I need to say more?
The Prince - | 1  
13 Jan 2008 /  #55
I want to be wild and start making love to her! Oh my god! Everything about her

........ and how can I achieve the conquest.

Please tell me!!!!

I think the above shows that you have just given the game away in your own words.
southern 75 | 7,096  
13 Jan 2008 /  #56
Conquer and divide her.
ciscosupastar 2 | 16  
13 Jan 2008 /  #57
Well first question is how old are you?

And how old is this gurl?

because are we talking about a gurl or a woman here?

But really if your just trying to bed her, dude you lost already..... because you won't talk you way into it.

If your trying to keep her, just be her friend..... show some interest.

There are other factors here : are you both in Poland? or abroad?

On the whole, Polish women prefer other Polish men speaking their own language unless you have a very healthy bank balance, do I need to say more?

guess that is a generalization yes? there are gold diggers everywhere...... "come to Miami Beach .... it will make polish women appear as though they were angels"
Firestorm 6 | 400  
13 Jan 2008 /  #58
I Only have 1 Question..

Why would you WANT to conquer her.. Wouldnt it be better to Be her equal.??
porta 18 | 297  
14 Jan 2008 /  #59
There is no secret trick, but one have to know how to treat women. There is nothing special just because she is polish. Ask her out for a coffee ,or if you are very young for a happy meal.

Actually ,a happy meal at McDonlds worked well for dating women too,hehe.
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
10 Dec 2008 /  #60
How can I conquer a Polish woman?

First , start the attack with a blast of gunfire from a ship moored nearbye , then a wave of dive bombers , followed by a few divisions of tanks and infantry....if that does not win her , then she must be Russian.......

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