How can I conquer a Polish woman?

Ok this is a really important question!

I have met a Polish woman and I am absolutely crazy about her, totally in love. She is incredible, everything about her is amazing! She is so sexy I'm on fire everytime I go near her, just by her touch I want to be wild and start making love to her! Oh my god! Everything about her, she is the woman that I want, that I desire.

I really need the help of everyone on this site!!!!

How can I do it? Tell me how can I make her want me so much, make her totally crazy about me, please tell me your secrets, tell me the magic passwords, tell me the special buttons that I need to press, how I seduce her, what I need to do to be everything for her, and how can I achieve the conquest.

Please tell me!!!!

I will tell you all on your 16th birthday !

Isn't it too early to just go ahead and press her "special buttons"? ;)

whisper "kurwa masz" in her ear

Dont do that Matt...might get into trouble!

Why not?
Isn't an erection a sure sign of true love and devotion?

Noooooo!!!!!

'Jestem zboczony. Chcę pizde.' has got to work much better.

Micatin

:D :D

tell her something like this : ROOB LAHEH!

show her your wallet

Have you thought of asking her out?

Tell her ''co to kurwa jest?''

you sound like you just want to bed her than get to know her ...

but if you like her .. treat her same way anyone else ie ask her out for a drink etc

I like that one. It's a sure sign that she is dealing with a man of character :)


You mean to get her drunk first?

It's not all about getting her to bed, of course I would love to do that though!

More comments please, more more more more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha wtf. this guy is so weird

okay: if you want her so much, just tell her. On men it works. I used to say such things even if i didn't though so. just wanted to get them more 'crazy' haha. After all you always can deny :P

OK, let's do some field testing:

Wyspianska! I want you!

Rooooaaawwwr

Want you too :P

MAtt: see? it works haha

LOL :D

Wyspi up to her old tricks, I see. Glad you're good Wyspi :)

Damn, it works!!!

Oh well, I'm married. Gotta try it at home ;)

ty M :) All is fine.. found solution i think


hmm i just remind that i got boyfriend? hmmm or not? anyone remembers? XD

First, find a good sherpa. Second, avoid the approach from the Nepal side, it usually ends in disaster, death or worse! Thirdly, make sure you have the best gear available. Be sure that your boots are rated to -40 C.

Other than that, be yourself, learn some Polish words (complimentary ones like the ones listed above), you may want to ask for phonetic pronunciations to ensure that you are understood!

Good Luck!

come on!!!!!!

only a few decent answers, the rest - RUBBISH!

come on, tell me how to win and conquer a Polish woman!

mate - if you need to ask people on a forum who to pull a bird you aint really got a hope, have you

think about it

I need to know the things for a Polish woman

OK, OK.
As for any conquest, you need to start with the proper garment. Let us know when you get it and then we'll tell you the rest.

Try some of these fashions: zbroja

whoop whoop whoop whoop!

What's that sound?

It's the sound of the "correct" conquering matt-london's polish girl while he's away reading the forum.

i told you. :)


nope, you don't have one.. :D :D


nah, here is the gear for this guy.

never would have guessed....i'm sure she won't either lol

Speak some Polish to her. They think it's cute when we, as guys, are really trying to pronounce words correctly but we say it softer than they do. They may have a giggle at us but inside they will like it.