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How can I conquer a Polish woman?


matt_london 1 | 3  
8 Jan 2008 /  #1
Ok this is a really important question!

I have met a Polish woman and I am absolutely crazy about her, totally in love. She is incredible, everything about her is amazing! She is so sexy I'm on fire everytime I go near her, just by her touch I want to be wild and start making love to her! Oh my god! Everything about her, she is the woman that I want, that I desire.

I really need the help of everyone on this site!!!!

How can I do it? Tell me how can I make her want me so much, make her totally crazy about me, please tell me your secrets, tell me the magic passwords, tell me the special buttons that I need to press, how I seduce her, what I need to do to be everything for her, and how can I achieve the conquest.

Please tell me!!!!
szkotja2007 27 | 1,499  
8 Jan 2008 /  #2
I will tell you all on your 16th birthday !
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #3
tell me the special buttons that I need to press

Isn't it too early to just go ahead and press her "special buttons"? ;)
sledz 23 | 2,250  
8 Jan 2008 /  #4
please tell me your secrets, tell me the magic passwords,

whisper "kurwa masz" in her ear
AvJoeUK  
8 Jan 2008 /  #5
just by her touch I want to be wild and start making love to her!

Dont do that Matt...might get into trouble!
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #6
Why not?
Isn't an erection a sure sign of true love and devotion?
osiol 55 | 3,922  
8 Jan 2008 /  #7
whisper "kurwa masz" in her ear

Noooooo!!!!!

'Jestem zboczony. Chcę pizde.' has got to work much better.
plk123 8 | 4,150  
8 Jan 2008 /  #8
I'm on fire

Micatin

:D :D
Wulkan - | 3,251  
8 Jan 2008 /  #9
tell her something like this : ROOB LAHEH!
shewolf 5 | 1,077  
8 Jan 2008 /  #11
Have you thought of asking her out?
southern 75 | 7,096  
8 Jan 2008 /  #12
Tell her ''co to kurwa jest?''
telefonitika  
8 Jan 2008 /  #13
you sound like you just want to bed her than get to know her ...

but if you like her .. treat her same way anyone else ie ask her out for a drink etc
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #14
Tell her ''co to kurwa jest?''

I like that one. It's a sure sign that she is dealing with a man of character :)

treat her same way anyone else ie ask her out for a drink etc

You mean to get her drunk first?
OP matt_london 1 | 3  
8 Jan 2008 /  #15
It's not all about getting her to bed, of course I would love to do that though!

More comments please, more more more more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyspianska  
8 Jan 2008 /  #16
haha wtf. this guy is so weird

okay: if you want her so much, just tell her. On men it works. I used to say such things even if i didn't though so. just wanted to get them more 'crazy' haha. After all you always can deny :P
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #17
if you want her so much, just tell her. On men it works. I used to say such things even if i didn't though so. just wanted to get them more 'crazy' haha.

OK, let's do some field testing:

Wyspianska! I want you!
Wyspianska  
8 Jan 2008 /  #18
Rooooaaawwwr

Want you too :P

MAtt: see? it works haha
Mufasa 19 | 358  
8 Jan 2008 /  #19
LOL :D

Wyspi up to her old tricks, I see. Glad you're good Wyspi :)
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #20
Rooooaaawwwr

Want you too :P

Damn, it works!!!

Oh well, I'm married. Gotta try it at home ;)
Wyspianska  
8 Jan 2008 /  #21
Glad you're good Wyspi :)

ty M :) All is fine.. found solution i think

Oh well, I'm married. Gotta try it at home ;)

hmm i just remind that i got boyfriend? hmmm or not? anyone remembers? XD
Shawn_H  
8 Jan 2008 /  #22
First, find a good sherpa. Second, avoid the approach from the Nepal side, it usually ends in disaster, death or worse! Thirdly, make sure you have the best gear available. Be sure that your boots are rated to -40 C.

Other than that, be yourself, learn some Polish words (complimentary ones like the ones listed above), you may want to ask for phonetic pronunciations to ensure that you are understood!

Good Luck!
OP matt_london 1 | 3  
8 Jan 2008 /  #23
come on!!!!!!

only a few decent answers, the rest - RUBBISH!

come on, tell me how to win and conquer a Polish woman!
BubbaWoo 33 | 3,510  
8 Jan 2008 /  #24
mate - if you need to ask people on a forum who to pull a bird you aint really got a hope, have you

think about it
OP matt_london 1 | 3  
8 Jan 2008 /  #25
I need to know the things for a Polish woman
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
8 Jan 2008 /  #26
come on, tell me how to win and conquer a Polish woman!

OK, OK.
As for any conquest, you need to start with the proper garment. Let us know when you get it and then we'll tell you the rest.

Try some of these fashions: zbroja
Foreigner4 12 | 1,769  
8 Jan 2008 /  #27
mate - if you need to ask people on a forum who to pull a bird you aint really got a hope, have you

think about it

whoop whoop whoop whoop!

What's that sound?

It's the sound of the "correct" conquering matt-london's polish girl while he's away reading the forum.
plk123 8 | 4,150  
8 Jan 2008 /  #28
found solution i think

i told you. :)

hmm i just remind that i got boyfriend? hmmm or not? anyone remembers? XD

nope, you don't have one.. :D :D

Try some of these fashions: zbroja

nah, here is the gear for this guy.
magic690 1 | 7  
8 Jan 2008 /  #29
It's not all about getting her to bed, of course I would love to do that though!

never would have guessed....i'm sure she won't either lol
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
8 Jan 2008 /  #30
Speak some Polish to her. They think it's cute when we, as guys, are really trying to pronounce words correctly but we say it softer than they do. They may have a giggle at us but inside they will like it.

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