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POLISH MAN-WOMAN JOKES


Polonius3 1,000 | 12,448  
6 Jun 2008 /  #1
Has anyone outside Poladn heard these or highyl simialr joeks? Joeks even in the pre-global era had a way of spreading world-wdie liek wold fire. The old American moron jokes, the Soviet-bloc policeman, quips about various nationalities (a German, Frechman and Brit did such and such, or a German Russian and Pole, etc.,etc.), including the notorious amwerican 'Pollack' jokes, płklus teh blonde jokes, etc., etc. are all strangely simialr wherev er you go. Probably ther same can be said for the following:

A man asks God 'Why are women so beautiful?' - 'So you men would love them dearly.' 'And why are women so stupid?' - 'So they would love you men as well!'

Why do men have a small slit at the tip of their penis?' - So oxygen can get to their brain.

'What did you husband give you for your birthday?' a lady friend asks Zosia. The reply comes: 'See sky-blue Porsche parked across the street?' The lady friend is flabbergasted, but Zosia continues: 'Well, he gave me an apron the same colour!'

Man: 'My wife smashed up my brand-new Porsche?'
Friedn: 'Did she get hurt?'
Man. 'Not yet. She's locked herself in the bathroom!'

Blonde rushes into her office screaming: 'My car has been stolen?'
'What kind was it?' her male workmates ask.
'A red one!'
z_darius 14 | 3,968  
6 Jun 2008 /  #2
this is the one that might be hard to translate for full effect:

Son working on a crossword puzzle.
- Dad, a slit in a woman, starts with P....?
- Down or across?
- Across...
- That'll be "phiz".

A romantic evening.
The boy whispers those words to the girl's ear:
- Please, say those words that will unite us forever.
- I'm pregnant.

Why do women simulate orgasms?
Because they think men care.

Women can be divided into 3 categories:
- beautiful
- faithful
- beautiful, faithful and inflatable.

Why so few women play soccer?
Because it's not easy to make so many of them to agree to wearing identical clothes.

Mommy, what is impotence?
It's like playing pickup sticks with boiled noodles.

Where have you been, dear?
At the beauty salon.
Were they closed?
sixstring - | 2  
18 Jun 2008 /  #3
whoa---this is a rip roaring thread!! ha.

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