I drink moderately, don't steal bikes
What means moderately drinking for a Polish woman? Less than 2 bottles Vodka per day? :)
And: If You don't steal bikes, what do You steel instead? Cars, Aeroplanes? :)
I don't think those jokes harmless, and I myself are very angry about that: Polish politicians who are not submissive to Merkels politics are described as dumb and primitive countrymen, Polish politicians who are submissive to Merkels politics are described as modern and reasonable. That is not a good way.
A Pole is tired of life, standing at a river, having tied a stone at his leg.
A German sees it, comes and says: "Don't do it! Let's talk about Your problems, There will be a solution, I will help You!"
"I don't want to get help by a German!", the Pole says.
A woman comes, not German. She says the same as the German had said.
The Pole says: "I don't want to get help by a woman less than ever!" and jumps.