How can I conquer a Polish woman?

:)))))))))))))))))))))) I am Polish!
Seanus has right, speak Polish to her!

Seanus is right? Not so sure, just a suggestion that I've seen to be effective in the past. Making an effort to use their language impresses them. Show an interest also in how she corrects u and helps u, don't merely use it to show u want to get in her panties. Try it out, what's the worst that can happen?

wtf, only a couple of decent answers.
the question you asked is rubbish.
if you cant figure out how to get a women to go out with you, your in sad shape.

no i didnt mean that ... jees some people have a one way perspective outlook on women ... is that how you have found other women to be??

...with fire and sword?

Matt, just be nice to her and ask her out. You don't need any special gimmicks, if she likes you. But, if she is not interested, nothing will help, even tip-toeing around her on your eyelashes, if you can manage that.

It's a good idea to ask for her permission first! Lol.

Be nice to her, smile, open the door, be polite, honest, don't play mind games.
oops that works for me, others might like to see how big your wallet is or your...hmmm...how should I put it nicely...Chuj?

Never attack in January or February. Napoleon did this in Russia -- his ruination and downfall!

lol

Geeez. Move your dumb as*s and go meet her. It's far better than writting such sh*its over forum to random people and making Great Wyspianska angry calling her posts rubbish.

peace

Ask her:Polskie dziewczyny pocaluja dobrze?

And some people wonder why they are single...doh!

tell her she is a glupia cipka... she will be totally overwhelmed with love and desire for you.

just typed this into here and got:

dict.pl/plen?word=g%B3upia+cipka&lang=PL

I think telling a girl she is more fun than a barrel of monkeys is a quality chat up line! ;-)

well its probably better than my line isnt it. Fur ball doesnt sound so bad though does it?? Sorry - it was his choice of the word 'conquer' that led me to take the p%$£

Treat her with respect! Being a gentleman never goes out of style!

what makes you think this guy may be a gentleman? not one thing in his posts makes me think that.

Just be cool and gentle, all women are the same :-)

bring her to my house, I'll conquer her all night long :p j/k Be yourself !! only thing you need to do.

Ask her would you like some missiles in Poland?

hmmm maybe rather all dumb as*ses you met

Nothing makes me feel that he isn't a gentleman. I am just saying what I do. If a woman wants to be treated like s**t then she probably has issues.

yes, highly gent like statement out of this guy:


good luck if you behave the same way.

It is kurwa mać, another dirty Polish word among many others. Polish women can be very strange and you want to make sure that she has feelings for you before you make a fool of yourself. On the whole, Polish women prefer other Polish men speaking their own language unless you have a very healthy bank balance, do I need to say more?

I think the above shows that you have just given the game away in your own words.

Conquer and divide her.

Well first question is how old are you?

And how old is this gurl?

because are we talking about a gurl or a woman here?

But really if your just trying to bed her, dude you lost already..... because you won't talk you way into it.

If your trying to keep her, just be her friend..... show some interest.

There are other factors here : are you both in Poland? or abroad?


guess that is a generalization yes? there are gold diggers everywhere...... "come to Miami Beach .... it will make polish women appear as though they were angels"

I Only have 1 Question..

Why would you WANT to conquer her.. Wouldnt it be better to Be her equal.??

There is no secret trick, but one have to know how to treat women. There is nothing special just because she is polish. Ask her out for a coffee ,or if you are very young for a happy meal.

Actually ,a happy meal at McDonlds worked well for dating women too,hehe.

First , start the attack with a blast of gunfire from a ship moored nearbye , then a wave of dive bombers , followed by a few divisions of tanks and infantry....if that does not win her , then she must be Russian.......