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Its strange that there arent many Poles who live in the UK on this Forum [102]
"A better choice of crap", I like that. A bit like Roger Waters on one of the songs in The Wall. "I have 40 channels of sh*t on my tv to choose from".
And&Dec are just jumped-up little farts. They should have had their day by now.
Good point made last, other groups don't integrate much either and I know them. The Indians and Chinese really section themselves off in their own communities. Comparing them to Poles is foolish. Poles are much more sociable.
There is a nice Chinese joke but maybe only the resident Scots will get it. I hope more do. Here it goes:
A Scotsman walks into a Chinese carryout (take away/to go). Upon entering, the Chinese man audibly says to the Scotsman 'watch awa?'. The Scotsman, having already decided, orders a foo yung (omelette) and proceeds to sit down with his back to the wall. He spots some paint on the back of his jacket and remonstrates to the Chinese man (he is angry). 'Fit's is, en?' (what's this then?). The Chinese man retorts simply, 'a tow you to watch awa'.
I wonder who gets this without further help or translation :)