krysia
1 Oct 2009
krysia
2 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Missing Mail sent from Canada to Poland - Black Hole [23]
Some Poles in the US mail electronics in a cereal box. LOL. They stuff it inside with the cereal to avoid customs.
They never cease to amaze me...lol
Some Poles in the US mail electronics in a cereal box. LOL. They stuff it inside with the cereal to avoid customs.
They never cease to amaze me...lol
krysia
2 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish immigrant in the UK. Ch. 2 - Stress [63]
Then why don't Poles take an example from UK and make Poland a stress free country? Why do Poles always think somewhere else is better than Poland? Why don't Poles abide by the rules of the country they are in instead of doing things the way they are done in Poland: illegally and against the rules.
If Poland would mobolize itself and the people try to make something out of themselves instead of thinking that other countries will support them and help them, then Poland would also be stress free.
This is what draws people over here, that lack of stress.
Then why don't Poles take an example from UK and make Poland a stress free country? Why do Poles always think somewhere else is better than Poland? Why don't Poles abide by the rules of the country they are in instead of doing things the way they are done in Poland: illegally and against the rules.
If Poland would mobolize itself and the people try to make something out of themselves instead of thinking that other countries will support them and help them, then Poland would also be stress free.
krysia
2 Oct 2009
Love / Polish/Filipina.. just wanna share my story..as well as some 1 might give advice [10]
Make bigos then he'll fart all night.
Just boil a stupid cabbage and dump some road kill or other crap and let it boil till it stinks.
Then serve it to him. A Poles favorite dish.
Make bigos then he'll fart all night.
Just boil a stupid cabbage and dump some road kill or other crap and let it boil till it stinks.
Then serve it to him. A Poles favorite dish.
krysia
3 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish immigrant in the UK. Ch. 2 - Stress [63]
Except that.....I was here first and I'm not from Poland. :)
Why do you post under two separate names when you're clearly the same person i.e identical avatars ???
Except that.....I was here first and I'm not from Poland. :)
krysia
3 Oct 2009
Love / How Many Dates Before Sex in Poland? [86]
Yeah, it's like a used rag.
It's not how many dates before you have sex, but how soon after you marry.
Many women don't want a guy, who has had a few rides around the block either.
Yeah, it's like a used rag.
It's not how many dates before you have sex, but how soon after you marry.
krysia
3 Oct 2009
Love / How Many Dates Before Sex in Poland? [86]
No, it's from the avatar list
But you don't start fvcking around with it until you buy it
Its from Pans Labyrinth, right?
No, it's from the avatar list
you always take your new car for a test-drive....
But you don't start fvcking around with it until you buy it
krysia
5 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / My Polish husband is having trouble finding a sponsor for his green card [8]
How did he get here? Did he come on a fiance visa or on a tourist visa? That's true, you have to have a certain amount of income to be a sponsor in case something happens to him, you have to be responsible for him and show that you can support him instead of the government. But doesn't he work? Does he have a social security card? Can he work? Why two weeks? Is that when his visa ends?
Need more details
How did he get here? Did he come on a fiance visa or on a tourist visa? That's true, you have to have a certain amount of income to be a sponsor in case something happens to him, you have to be responsible for him and show that you can support him instead of the government. But doesn't he work? Does he have a social security card? Can he work? Why two weeks? Is that when his visa ends?
Need more details
krysia
6 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Polish Visa to USA from US Consulate in Poland [7]
The most important factor to get a visa is not having a sponsor in the US for a tourist visa, but to prove to the consul that you will return back. You have to show that you have a job, a family, wife, kids that you will return to. You do not need a sponsor to get a tourist visa because you are not going to stay there, you are going as a tourist and a sponsor is irrelevant. Some people say it helps, but it is not always the case because you do not need to have relatives in the states. The Poles that overstay their visa ruin it for other Poles.
You can marry your way offer by having someone in the US fill out a fiance visa. But you have to show proof that you've met this person within 2 years of applying, such as photographs, tickets, etc. Then you have to be married within 90 days of arriving in the US and you will get a 2 year conditional green card.
The most important factor to get a visa is not having a sponsor in the US for a tourist visa, but to prove to the consul that you will return back. You have to show that you have a job, a family, wife, kids that you will return to. You do not need a sponsor to get a tourist visa because you are not going to stay there, you are going as a tourist and a sponsor is irrelevant. Some people say it helps, but it is not always the case because you do not need to have relatives in the states. The Poles that overstay their visa ruin it for other Poles.
You can marry your way offer by having someone in the US fill out a fiance visa. But you have to show proof that you've met this person within 2 years of applying, such as photographs, tickets, etc. Then you have to be married within 90 days of arriving in the US and you will get a 2 year conditional green card.
krysia
6 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in UK. Ch. 3 - Food [93]
If your life is so sad there and you find it hard to adjust and all you do is ridicule the country and point out things you don't like, then why the hell prople like you don't stay in Poland?
Somebody has to make oscypek.
Sad life of a Polish migrant in UK.
If your life is so sad there and you find it hard to adjust and all you do is ridicule the country and point out things you don't like, then why the hell prople like you don't stay in Poland?
Ksysia:
Because there are sheep farms.
Is there hell. Not any that produce meat anyway.
Because there are sheep farms.
Is there hell. Not any that produce meat anyway.
Somebody has to make oscypek.
krysia
6 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in UK. Ch. 3 - Food [93]
I think it's all about this "status quo". Whoever leaves Poland to another country to work is better than everyone else. If someone comes to Poland and complain, they get all mad, but when Poles come to other countries and complain, it's allright.
Go back to Poland Ksysia, it'll be better and healthier for you. And better for everyone.
I think it's all about this "status quo". Whoever leaves Poland to another country to work is better than everyone else. If someone comes to Poland and complain, they get all mad, but when Poles come to other countries and complain, it's allright.
Go back to Poland Ksysia, it'll be better and healthier for you. And better for everyone.
krysia
6 Oct 2009
krysia
8 Oct 2009
Language / Slang words like man, dude [29]
Dude ain't slang. Dude is a dude. Just like a guy. Lot of dudes where I am, working on dude ranches, rodeoing them cows..
Dude ain't slang. Dude is a dude. Just like a guy. Lot of dudes where I am, working on dude ranches, rodeoing them cows..
krysia
8 Oct 2009
History / Why are we called Poles instead of Polans? [29]
If we called you Polans, you would ask "why are we called Polans"?
Holland rhymes with Poland, why aren't they called "Holes" or "Holish"?
And so on....
Why are we called Poles instead of Polans?
If we called you Polans, you would ask "why are we called Polans"?
Holland rhymes with Poland, why aren't they called "Holes" or "Holish"?
And so on....
krysia
11 Oct 2009
News / Why does Poland love the US? [144]
Because Poland loves $$$$$$$ and they think $$$$$$$$ grow on trees in America.
Because Poland loves $$$$$$$ and they think $$$$$$$$ grow on trees in America.
krysia
11 Oct 2009
Life / What is the nature of Polish people's hygiene? [76]
What's wrong with farting. In an elevator.
The nature is natural, what's wrong with that? :)
What's wrong with farting. In an elevator.
krysia
11 Oct 2009
Life / What is the nature of Polish people's hygiene? [76]
How about the poop? It's stuck to their underware because they were out of toilet paper then they walk around town in poop smelling clothes. then you sit on the bus after them, then you smell like poop.
How about the poop? It's stuck to their underware because they were out of toilet paper then they walk around town in poop smelling clothes. then you sit on the bus after them, then you smell like poop.
krysia
11 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Polish Visa to USA from US Consulate in Poland [7]
There is a loop hole in this system though. Because technically you should be married for 2 years before you get the permanant card. But....if the marriage ends in divorce before the 2 year period is over, you can still get the permananet GC. You just have to prove to the INS that the marriage was in good faith or that you were abused. Which defeats the whole purpose of the fiance visa. Because if you are not married anymore for two years, the alien should not be able to get the permanent GC. Which he still can.
Kołowrotek.
There is a loop hole in this system though. Because technically you should be married for 2 years before you get the permanant card. But....if the marriage ends in divorce before the 2 year period is over, you can still get the permananet GC. You just have to prove to the INS that the marriage was in good faith or that you were abused. Which defeats the whole purpose of the fiance visa. Because if you are not married anymore for two years, the alien should not be able to get the permanent GC. Which he still can.
Kołowrotek.
krysia
12 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Can you order Oscypek in the US? [25]
Get the recipee and make it yourself.
....I've eaten better things
Get the recipee and make it yourself.
....I've eaten better things
krysia
12 Oct 2009
krysia
12 Oct 2009
Life / What is the nature of Polish people's hygiene? [76]
People in Poland don't always wash their hands after using the toilet. There is always a baba sitting there collecting money and women after using the toilet just walk out after they're done.
I don't know how it is in the men's room and don't think I want to.
People in Poland don't always wash their hands after using the toilet. There is always a baba sitting there collecting money and women after using the toilet just walk out after they're done.
I don't know how it is in the men's room and don't think I want to.
krysia
13 Oct 2009
Genealogy / Kintop surname [8]
Kintop Bio-Slimming (Never Rebounce)
Summary of Kintop Characteristic 1) No need Exercise 2) No Diet required – eating as normal 3) No other slimming suit required 4) No Side effects that cause hormones side effect, diarrhea or fatigue. 5) No BOUNCE BACK after completed 4-6 months 6) Cost is Just USD100 / month X 4 month = USD400 for full course.
Main Ingredients – Precious Chinese Herbal combination including Radix polygoni multiflori, Radix astragali, Radix notoginseng, cortex eucommiae, Radix et rhizoma rhei and spice prunellae.
So the name comes from a diet pill
Kintop surname
Kintop Bio-Slimming (Never Rebounce)
Summary of Kintop Characteristic 1) No need Exercise 2) No Diet required – eating as normal 3) No other slimming suit required 4) No Side effects that cause hormones side effect, diarrhea or fatigue. 5) No BOUNCE BACK after completed 4-6 months 6) Cost is Just USD100 / month X 4 month = USD400 for full course.
Main Ingredients – Precious Chinese Herbal combination including Radix polygoni multiflori, Radix astragali, Radix notoginseng, cortex eucommiae, Radix et rhizoma rhei and spice prunellae.
So the name comes from a diet pill
krysia
14 Oct 2009
Work / Questions about Volunteering in Poland [12]
Or the cemeteries, they can always use leaf rakers
Or the cemeteries, they can always use leaf rakers
krysia
15 Oct 2009
Love / How do u know if a polish man likes u? [37]
If you were American, he would LOVE you for a green card. But otherwise don't have a clue.
If you were American, he would LOVE you for a green card. But otherwise don't have a clue.
krysia
15 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Thanksgiving is coming up.What type of foods do do you make for this celebration [14]
That's not thanksgiving. It's just another Polish dinner.
Here ,we're going to have turkey,cabbage rolls,golabki, breaded pork chops besides all the veggies.
That's not thanksgiving. It's just another Polish dinner.
krysia
15 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / Thanksgiving is coming up.What type of foods do do you make for this celebration [14]
Go eat some pumpkin pie
Go eat some pumpkin pie
krysia
16 Oct 2009
Love / How do u know if a polish man likes u? [37]
Or his wife will find out and there will be no hope for him
Hey, try to look at the bright side? It means there's hope for you!
Or his wife will find out and there will be no hope for him
krysia
21 Oct 2009
krysia
22 Oct 2009
krysia
22 Oct 2009
Life / WHY POLISH PEOPLE DON'T USE THEIR NATIVE FIRST NAME WHEN ABROAD? [136]
They can't pronounce English names properly in Poland either.
James Bond they say Jems Bont, or McDonald they say Mekdonalt.
They can't pronounce English names properly in Poland either.
James Bond they say Jems Bont, or McDonald they say Mekdonalt.