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Posts by oliver twist  

Joined: 18 Mar 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 27 Apr 2008
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Posts: Total: 121 / In This Archive: 107
From: uk
Speaks Polish?: no
Interests: fishing, walking,reading, nature, life

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oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Love / Brit working in Poland - asking this Polish lady if she's in a relationship? [114]

Still waiting for her call....but i do have some English learning books for her , that i may just drop off there next time i pass , after i have been to the flower shop.....She likes flowers...so i want to get her some......maybe i will get another kiss on her cheek.....i am still on a high from the last one.....on 19th of march.....at 11.22 am......

now my holiday will be ruined:) I will have to go to an internet cafe in Krakow. for Gods sake man get your ass round there:0 good luck WR.. man this is worse than Eastenders:):)
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

you didn't

thank god I thought I was going mad for a minute::) wish I had though..
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

oliver twist wrote:
We know that your co*cks look like a little finger cos your girls are always telling us this.

did I ??? where I can't remember saying that:) but if I did I offer no apologise:)
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Life / I feel the gay rights movement is constrained Poland [90]

I think education in these matters is very important. for exactly the reasons you quote. also in the uk young people are sleeping around so much, (not all) they need to be aware of the consequenses.

they were fancing (thats how you say it in the UK.. right, lol)

the way to say it is fancying.. hope you don't mind me correcting you lol hope I spelled that correctly, or I will be corrected as well:)
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

first of all, its boasting, not boosting.

unless we are talking about his ego:) lol.

Keithjr wrote:
Once you ask a polish girl for a date,she will eventually go very far away in her minds

mind.. my friend mind.. maybe she was wondering what the f**k she was getting into...
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Life / I feel the gay rights movement is constrained Poland [90]

how do polish people react to homosexuals when they are on their own?

It's not just Polish people, when I was into the club scene a few years ago I knew a lot of people who were anti gay, but they soon learned to live and let live when they found out that most of the best clubs were gay clubs. they loved to go to Brighton and manchester.. I read on here somewhere tonight about someones sister fending of gay guys in a club.. well most clubs in Brighton are a mix of gays and straight people and they seem to party on together ok.. so chances are they were straight guys. lol if people are left to just be who they are they will learn to live and let live..
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Life / I feel the gay rights movement is constrained Poland [90]

maybe they are so intolerant because of peer pressure. if say they were in another country alone they would maybe be a bit more free!! I imagine being in a strict catholic community would make it difficult for people to say what they really think. maybe not all, but most would find that difficult to overcome?
oliver twist   
26 Mar 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

is that cos they arranged for you to marry your cousin when you were still a baby?

lol :):):)
oliver twist   
25 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]

well praise the Lord:0 Please sir can I have some more..
I will say though seanus that maybe Polish thieves are in the news more because the worlds a smaller place and it seems like some of the media are trying to stir the s**t for them especially in this country.. funny thing is though. I don't know anyone who has had any trouble from Poles.. seem to keep themselves pretty much to themselves. just a thought have a nice day all:)
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Love / Polish girls and this age thing? [173]

it's not about sucking eggs it's about preference, and Karma, what will be will be!! you can't help who you fall in love, or lust with, it just happens... sometimes it's good sometimes it's s**t, but it is real just the same..:) LOL
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]

Like the NIV is modern compared to KJV.

also a paraphrase,, it contains many words not in the original!! I think you mean the Apophrica..
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]

sorry i have to ask, did you mean to call yourself that or did you just fill in the wrong box on the profile screen?

good question,
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]

You are right, it was definitely from faulty towers) Oh well, today I learned that I can be wrong:( but I did admit in my last post that I was wrong forgive me pleeesse:0s till wanna see you do that walk though:0 lol
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]

You never know what future holds... :D

welll the scene was from the ministry of funny walks I think!! maybe I am wrong.. don't like to admit I am wrong so don't tell anyone pleese.. I will find out though and let you know. God I don't believe this I could be wrong!!!!! s**t me wrong.. well all I know about the future is it will be different:) different from what I don't know but I read that quote somewhere and liked it:) I really would hate to be wrong:) I am a man we are never wrong if anyone of pf can shed light on this pleese don't let me be wrong.. :) actually I am wrong:(:(:( that scene was from faulty towers:)) Oh well, I forgive myself:) I'm Christian so am allowed to do that!! I think. **** could be wrong again:)
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
News / Organized Crime: Polish Gang Is Making Profitable Business Of Robberies [60]

yes I think that thieves are everywhere, don't just think it's a Polish thing. in fact I was one for years:) and I believe you are a botty bandit seanus:0 come on out of that closet you come boyo:):):) seriously though. every country hasd thieves. England more than most, and Scotland and definitely wales. sorry didn'rt wanna metion wales cos seanus will think i am prejudised:) baaaa
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]

ha ha I am:) but that's my natural walk:0 my fav scene is where he beats the car with a branch from a tree, did you see it? would love to see you walk like john cleese though:0
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]

you can get the Bible on many forms of media, but our friend here wants a Bisexual version:0 sorry Bilingual don't think it,s available yet but if you fancy translating for that gap in the market I will buy one:) lol one of the best e bibles I have come acrosss is esword, it's free to download. good luck with the hunt and if I find one I will send you the link:)
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]

I love the English sense of humour. I even wrote a paper on sarcasm and irony in the sketches of Monty Python :D so I'm kind of professionally prepared :D

probably more prepared than me then:) nice to meet you by the way:0
did you practice the ministry of funny walks??? lol
oliver twist   
24 Mar 2008
Life / Polish-English Bilingual Bible [29]

But why should I be careful if I am getting what I want?

well if it's what you want:) freedom of chioce and all that:0 lol

was it something about the hand?

you said you were looking for something to hold in you hand:) thats why I said try the vatican.. sorry gotta sick sense of humour:0